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Published: 2014-02-10 21:04:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 26375; Favourites: 1044; Downloads: 110
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The people that'll tell you that "there's no such thing as perfection" are the same people who's content, happy and has healthy attitudes.
Ya just can't trust those idiots.

The best attitude to display towards the Twogag Facebook Page has been proven to be "grudging acceptance".


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Comments: 47

SheTheTDE [2019-05-28 06:32:25 +0000 UTC]

you were meant to make her perfect FOR HIM

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Ashen-Phoenix [2014-07-16 13:34:36 +0000 UTC]

Is it weird I want to see more of this not-girlfriend?

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SheTheTDE In reply to Ashen-Phoenix [2019-05-28 06:34:16 +0000 UTC]

logically she would eventually be back. She is perfect but no one else is so she'll always feel she can do better so she'll come back seeking the perfect boyfriend.

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Dewani90 [2014-03-23 17:02:37 +0000 UTC]

perfect... uh, tan.. check, blonde hair.. check, green eyes... check, nice figure... check, that means i'm perfect... only in the appearance department, on the other hand i'm selfish, a loner mostly, i give horrible advice and i'm kind of a jerk sometimes...  if i manage to find a boyfriend i would consider him either blind to what i really am, or a better person than i would ever be.

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Myahster [2014-03-18 22:43:41 +0000 UTC]

Burn.

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crackajinx [2014-03-17 02:46:44 +0000 UTC]

How long was I gone from deviant art?!!!

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Leonidas666 [2014-02-20 11:14:19 +0000 UTC]

If only he could build me one...

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TheScarletMercenary In reply to Leonidas666 [2015-07-12 02:25:12 +0000 UTC]

Only to ditch you?

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Leonidas666 In reply to TheScarletMercenary [2015-07-17 21:14:49 +0000 UTC]

Good point

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TheScarletMercenary In reply to Leonidas666 [2015-07-17 21:23:15 +0000 UTC]

C'mon man, there's fish in the sea, all you need is the perfect fishing rod... No, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Leonidas666 In reply to TheScarletMercenary [2015-07-24 21:48:25 +0000 UTC]

But were may I find this "perfect fishing rod" I wonder?

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TheScarletMercenary In reply to Leonidas666 [2015-07-24 22:35:15 +0000 UTC]

Eh...... Go down to the store and buy one?

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Leonidas666 In reply to TheScarletMercenary [2015-08-01 11:30:02 +0000 UTC]

Will do

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DTJB [2014-02-17 21:25:16 +0000 UTC]

...
The first words out of his mouth and he totally blew it.

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Air-KC [2014-02-13 05:51:30 +0000 UTC]

 he made a perfect girl but not for him

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QuantumBranching In reply to Air-KC [2014-02-13 22:53:02 +0000 UTC]

Of course, "perfect for Wayne" probably means something along the lines of another truly hapless waste of protoplasm...

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Air-KC In reply to QuantumBranching [2014-02-14 00:19:55 +0000 UTC]

 well that's true

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Guigonsan [2014-02-12 22:30:33 +0000 UTC]

....hold on! The mannequin!!

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Dracold [2014-02-12 16:46:10 +0000 UTC]

Frank should have made a perfect girl especially for Wayne, not just a perfect girl and Give her to Wayne.

But I guess that closest thing to that is another Wayne's clone.

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germanvisitor [2014-02-12 13:04:47 +0000 UTC]

For a perfect girlfriend she is a tiny bit short on faithfulness and loyalty.

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HellknightLeon [2014-02-12 08:36:03 +0000 UTC]

That's got to hurt. XD

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XxberrysxX [2014-02-11 23:50:51 +0000 UTC]

awwe

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TheHandsomeRockLee [2014-02-11 20:44:06 +0000 UTC]

So that's what the mannequin was for...

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SOLDIER-Mako-Eyes [2014-02-11 14:48:25 +0000 UTC]

she is really pretty.

ewe

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Cute-Heart [2014-02-11 13:20:12 +0000 UTC]

lol !

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JJSpy [2014-02-11 08:46:34 +0000 UTC]

clear not perfect if she doesn't accept who she is made for

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SomaRuiz [2014-02-11 05:28:52 +0000 UTC]

I think she's cute but not perfect for me.

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michaelaquino000 [2014-02-11 03:10:36 +0000 UTC]

like her green eyes...

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AlexandraAlex [2014-02-11 02:31:50 +0000 UTC]

she looks nice!

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DeadCobra [2014-02-11 01:52:13 +0000 UTC]

Funny
She is pretty
Frank should haw programed in her that she found his idiocy funny and sweet that would help
there is no such thing as PERFECT

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goldenavatar [2014-02-11 01:36:28 +0000 UTC]

Frank is awesome. How come he doesn't have an assistant?

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VickyViolet [2014-02-10 23:56:47 +0000 UTC]

Aaaaaah she's adorable!

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Horse-Hart [2014-02-10 23:52:50 +0000 UTC]

poor wayne :F I feel his pain XD

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Wanderer619 [2014-02-10 23:13:44 +0000 UTC]

HAW HAW

XD

Poor Wayne

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DarkZeWulf [2014-02-10 22:46:08 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Jacob-Cross [2014-02-10 22:32:52 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Emshrapnel [2014-02-10 22:26:03 +0000 UTC]

Wayne's perfect girlfriend reminds me a lot of him, maybe that's why she's perfect? And why she left haha.

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Blainfox101 [2014-02-10 22:21:33 +0000 UTC]

XD

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AlanSteenhouwer [2014-02-10 22:20:41 +0000 UTC]

Shame. She seemed nice.

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YaB0iBlue [2014-02-10 22:19:40 +0000 UTC]

Poor Wayne XD haha, perfect is too good for him I guess.

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Scr1b3 [2014-02-10 21:26:05 +0000 UTC]

If she was perfect, then wouldn’t she have stuck around for him? The very fact that she walked away has proved her very imperfection, because the perfect gf would be the one who would be there for you whenever you needed her. And I was kind of hoping that, if not for Wayne, she’d at least stick around just to see what sort of a personality she had, and to see how she and Guy reacted with each other.. :/

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Lion-Oh-Day In reply to Scr1b3 [2014-02-10 21:30:26 +0000 UTC]

Maybe his perfect girl is someone who would walk out.

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Scr1b3 In reply to Lion-Oh-Day [2014-02-10 22:36:56 +0000 UTC]

 Room for a sequel perhaps?


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RedShinobi [2014-02-10 21:25:20 +0000 UTC]

PWNT! Nice one!!

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GraphiteHeart [2014-02-10 21:16:09 +0000 UTC]

ha! she's a cutie!

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Knight-BIshop [2014-02-10 21:07:16 +0000 UTC]

Even science has its limits, face it Wayne the only girl who can just barely tolerate you is Guy

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REMAINfaithful In reply to Knight-BIshop [2014-02-10 21:32:11 +0000 UTC]

good point XD

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