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Published: 2013-11-11 20:10:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 30269; Favourites: 1231; Downloads: 106
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My observational talents are alright I think. Although I do get run over by cars a lot, but I think that speaks more to my super slow reflexes.

Something that won't run you over is the Twogag Facebook Page.
But that might just be because it doesn't have the means to do so. If it did all bets are off!

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FJolliff [2013-11-27 10:37:09 +0000 UTC]

Frank.... Frank.... What is you eyesight? I want to know how you missed the obvious signs that Wayne did in fact meet your gorilla...

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thegoodsamaritan In reply to FJolliff [2014-04-02 04:05:22 +0000 UTC]

I thought he was just being a jerkass. He does that, you know.

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FJolliff In reply to thegoodsamaritan [2014-04-11 23:01:25 +0000 UTC]

lol, sometimes it's hard to tell...

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thegoodsamaritan In reply to FJolliff [2014-04-13 20:59:16 +0000 UTC]

Indeed it is. It's probably best just to err on the side of "being a jerk."

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FJolliff In reply to thegoodsamaritan [2014-04-16 03:32:25 +0000 UTC]

True that.

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WorldWalker128 In reply to FJolliff [2014-03-18 22:15:00 +0000 UTC]

He must shop at Walmart. I swear, every other person I help there either can't read, is a master of missing the obvious, is half blind, or is just stupid.

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FJolliff In reply to WorldWalker128 [2014-03-18 22:46:23 +0000 UTC]

XD ya... I'm kinda guilty of that too...

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WorldWalker128 In reply to FJolliff [2014-03-20 03:20:23 +0000 UTC]

To be honest the ones that honestly miss something don't irk me too much. It's the ones that walk into the department, stroll on up to you, and then begin with "Hi, I'm looking for ___"
No you're not. You're speaking to me. If you were looking for something, then we'd be speaking after you didn't find it. Or the ones that begin the item-inquiry by saying "How ya doin'?" then leap right into their spiel before you can reply. They're being incredibly rude and they don't even realize it.

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FJolliff In reply to WorldWalker128 [2014-04-11 23:05:41 +0000 UTC]

Ah, then I'm safe. I try to do the whole walking through the aisle, trying to get a look at everything, then go find someone when I can't find it myself... But I usually ask a general location of the item first. "Do you know where I can find the ___?" Most stores in my city have multiple departments so I never know who to ask anyway... 

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WorldWalker128 In reply to FJolliff [2014-04-12 04:45:41 +0000 UTC]

we used to have our departments labeled on our name tags (or badges, whatever you want to call them) but then we all realized that most folk don't bother to read them anyway unless they're angry and want to file a complaint. We're pretty much roaming house plants to them unless they want something. I suggested we wear certain colored shirts for the various departments so there'd be less confusion over who is from where, but I was given the same reason as above as to why that wouldn't really be worth it.

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FJolliff In reply to WorldWalker128 [2014-04-12 19:39:16 +0000 UTC]

When I look for help, I usually look for a nametag/badge so I don't accidentally ask another customer... Maybe big bold letters across the back of the shirts, like football jerseys have... 

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WorldWalker128 In reply to FJolliff [2014-04-13 04:51:51 +0000 UTC]

Then you're smarter (or at the very least more considerate) than most people that shop at Walmart. This is a good thing.

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FJolliff In reply to WorldWalker128 [2014-04-16 03:42:06 +0000 UTC]

thx. 

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germanvisitor In reply to FJolliff [2014-01-26 02:54:46 +0000 UTC]

Wayne often looks like that.

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SteampunkedKAT [2013-11-16 17:02:10 +0000 UTC]

X)

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Tin-Foil-Hat-101 [2013-11-14 07:24:58 +0000 UTC]

Good thing it's not stab proof.

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Halftrak [2013-11-13 03:31:38 +0000 UTC]

Not a ten foot, but I did see an eight-'n-a-half...

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RazorD9 [2013-11-13 02:23:02 +0000 UTC]

Not sure what is more troubling, Frank actually making a bullet proof silver back gorilla, Guy's reaction was to shoot the gorilla as well as having a shotgun handy, or how under prepared Wayne is for all of this.

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falsewarrior [2013-11-13 01:14:28 +0000 UTC]

um ooops............darn it! inter-dimensional portals and gorillas do NOT go well together!

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Scr1b3 [2013-11-12 21:20:04 +0000 UTC]

Why does it matter if the silverback is bulletproof or not??? Does Frank have more than one?

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XS-Is-The-Shiz [2013-11-12 18:43:25 +0000 UTC]

Y-know... Wayne should expect no less from Frank by now...

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bluehazerd [2013-11-12 17:54:00 +0000 UTC]

I just got two questions to ask why dose a gorilla to be bullet-proof? and why did Wayne see this coming?

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goldenavatar [2013-11-12 16:52:39 +0000 UTC]

Guy would be ready for that sort of encounter, wouldn't she.

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goeliath [2013-11-12 15:42:41 +0000 UTC]

sometimes i wonder how you come up with this stuff

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PokeNOMNOMNOM [2013-11-12 13:23:44 +0000 UTC]

Bwhahahaha. xD

Love these.

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Cute-Heart [2013-11-12 11:29:12 +0000 UTC]

XD

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tea-time-freak [2013-11-12 10:26:46 +0000 UTC]

I swear, sometimes I feel like this is some awesome sci-fi action comic with ingenious plot lines, epic battles and three unlikely heroes who are the only ones crazy enough to repeatedly save the world. ... And you only show us the filler jokes.

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OcioProduction [2013-11-12 06:45:56 +0000 UTC]

XD even better and better!! W Frank!!

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GiverofSnugglez [2013-11-12 03:45:36 +0000 UTC]

Is it sad that, through all this, my main question was where she got the gun from?

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OmegaZzyzx In reply to GiverofSnugglez [2013-11-12 04:22:32 +0000 UTC]

Just consider who you're talking about. Consider one of her friends is Frank. Now, is it really that hard to believe?

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GiverofSnugglez In reply to OmegaZzyzx [2013-11-12 17:44:28 +0000 UTC]

Fair point...

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ElectricB In reply to OmegaZzyzx [2013-11-12 06:32:40 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I was actually a bit surprised it wasn't some high tech gizmo with a nuclear symbol on the side, nor something that included the word "gatling".  I guess she was feeling nostalgic and went old school. 

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OmegaZzyzx In reply to ElectricB [2013-11-12 15:27:15 +0000 UTC]

No school like the old school - true.

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TVH3AD [2013-11-12 02:16:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh man,this is just another day for those three huh?!

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DarkZeWulf [2013-11-12 01:37:01 +0000 UTC]

Finally some reliable information involving where that bullet-proof ten foot silver back Gorilla who ate my best friends sister came from.

so Frank, how do i KILL said Gorilla?

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AsjJohnson [2013-11-12 01:30:23 +0000 UTC]

...He asks for too much.

They're both more observant than me, though. I'd of probably just said "A big gorilla" - and that's if I didn't think it was some other primate. I'm all the time overlooking important details in everyday life, and then feeling stupid later when I make a fool of myself (...those things haunt me for years...). Though, there's been a few people who draw comics or write fiction who've said I'm observant.

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Literal-Comics [2013-11-12 00:57:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god XD this really made me laugh too much.

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AlexandraAlex [2013-11-12 00:32:24 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Chrysoskies [2013-11-11 23:29:42 +0000 UTC]

I'm really hoping the next comic ties into this one, though I know you don't do that often

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redreplica [2013-11-11 23:26:01 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Alysandir [2013-11-11 22:46:04 +0000 UTC]

What's the over/under on Wayne finally snapping and killing them both with a hand mixer? A year? Two?

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Wanderer619 [2013-11-11 22:35:14 +0000 UTC]

Wouldn't wanna run into that gorilla

in a dark alley

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AScarletmoon17 [2013-11-11 22:33:36 +0000 UTC]

Poor Wayne XD 

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JARM13 [2013-11-11 22:10:59 +0000 UTC]

ROTFLMAO

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LeDaverix [2013-11-11 21:46:32 +0000 UTC]

xD

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TechnoShadowBlood [2013-11-11 21:33:40 +0000 UTC]

Frank you sassy mofo.

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heartsdale2 [2013-11-11 21:21:57 +0000 UTC]

Dear Frank
Why did you choose to make a silver back gorrila bullet proof and ten feet tall? There are many others types of apes, so I am wondering why that was your choice?
PS. Can I have one?
Sincerely yours
Chris White.

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Knight-BIshop [2013-11-11 21:21:42 +0000 UTC]

Does he do these experiments for science or....?

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ServerLoad15 In reply to Knight-BIshop [2013-11-13 21:07:54 +0000 UTC]

If you watch the tv show archer he's like the equivalent of dr krieger in my opinion. Doing science for crazy random.........purposes.............*SMOKE BOMB* -runs a away and hides in a bush- 

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Samael391 In reply to Knight-BIshop [2013-11-11 21:26:17 +0000 UTC]

He does them for the same reason most of us do; Why not?

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