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Published: 2013-11-11 20:10:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 30269; Favourites: 1231; Downloads: 106
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Read the next comic stripMy observational talents are alright I think. Although I do get run over by cars a lot, but I think that speaks more to my super slow reflexes.
Something that won't run you over is the Twogag Facebook Page.
But that might just be because it doesn't have the means to do so. If it did all bets are off!
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Frank.... Frank.... What is you eyesight? I want to know how you missed the obvious signs that Wayne did in fact meet your gorilla...
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I thought he was just being a jerkass. He does that, you know.
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lol, sometimes it's hard to tell...
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Indeed it is. It's probably best just to err on the side of "being a jerk."
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He must shop at Walmart. I swear, every other person I help there either can't read, is a master of missing the obvious, is half blind, or is just stupid.
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XD ya... I'm kinda guilty of that too...
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To be honest the ones that honestly miss something don't irk me too much. It's the ones that walk into the department, stroll on up to you, and then begin with "Hi, I'm looking for ___"
No you're not. You're speaking to me. If you were looking for something, then we'd be speaking after you didn't find it. Or the ones that begin the item-inquiry by saying "How ya doin'?" then leap right into their spiel before you can reply. They're being incredibly rude and they don't even realize it.
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Ah, then I'm safe. I try to do the whole walking through the aisle, trying to get a look at everything, then go find someone when I can't find it myself... But I usually ask a general location of the item first. "Do you know where I can find the ___?" Most stores in my city have multiple departments so I never know who to ask anyway...
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we used to have our departments labeled on our name tags (or badges, whatever you want to call them) but then we all realized that most folk don't bother to read them anyway unless they're angry and want to file a complaint. We're pretty much roaming house plants to them unless they want something. I suggested we wear certain colored shirts for the various departments so there'd be less confusion over who is from where, but I was given the same reason as above as to why that wouldn't really be worth it.
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When I look for help, I usually look for a nametag/badge so I don't accidentally ask another customer... Maybe big bold letters across the back of the shirts, like football jerseys have...
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Then you're smarter (or at the very least more considerate) than most people that shop at Walmart. This is a good thing.
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Wayne often looks like that.
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Not a ten foot, but I did see an eight-'n-a-half...
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Not sure what is more troubling, Frank actually making a bullet proof silver back gorilla, Guy's reaction was to shoot the gorilla as well as having a shotgun handy, or how under prepared Wayne is for all of this.
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um ooops............darn it! inter-dimensional portals and gorillas do NOT go well together!
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Why does it matter if the silverback is bulletproof or not??? Does Frank have more than one?
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Y-know... Wayne should expect no less from Frank by now...
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I just got two questions to ask why dose a gorilla to be bullet-proof? and why did Wayne see this coming?
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Guy would be ready for that sort of encounter, wouldn't she.
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I swear, sometimes I feel like this is some awesome sci-fi action comic with ingenious plot lines, epic battles and three unlikely heroes who are the only ones crazy enough to repeatedly save the world. ... And you only show us the filler jokes. 
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Is it sad that, through all this, my main question was where she got the gun from?
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Just consider who you're talking about. Consider one of her friends is Frank. Now, is it really that hard to believe?
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Yeah, I was actually a bit surprised it wasn't some high tech gizmo with a nuclear symbol on the side, nor something that included the word "gatling". I guess she was feeling nostalgic and went old school.
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No school like the old school - true.
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Oh man,this is just another day for those three huh?!
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Finally some reliable information involving where that bullet-proof ten foot silver back Gorilla who ate my best friends sister came from.
so Frank, how do i KILL said Gorilla?
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...He asks for too much.
They're both more observant than me, though. I'd of probably just said "A big gorilla" - and that's if I didn't think it was some other primate. I'm all the time overlooking important details in everyday life, and then feeling stupid later when I make a fool of myself (...those things haunt me for years...). Though, there's been a few people who draw comics or write fiction who've said I'm observant.
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Oh my god XD this really made me laugh too much.
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I'm really hoping the next comic ties into this one, though I know you don't do that often
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What's the over/under on Wayne finally snapping and killing them both with a hand mixer? A year? Two?
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Wouldn't wanna run into that gorilla
in a dark alley
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Dear Frank
Why did you choose to make a silver back gorrila bullet proof and ten feet tall? There are many others types of apes, so I am wondering why that was your choice?
PS. Can I have one?
Sincerely yours
Chris White.
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Does he do these experiments for science or....?
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If you watch the tv show archer he's like the equivalent of dr krieger in my opinion. Doing science for crazy random.........purposes.............*SMOKE BOMB* -runs a away and hides in a bush-
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He does them for the same reason most of us do; Why not?
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