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Published: 2008-10-29 18:09:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 13235; Favourites: 942; Downloads: 94
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ARG. I'm so sick of Twilight fans telling me it's so great. It's not real vampires.No spam. I'm warning you.
Alright, now that I'm done with the anger, I respect your opinions about Twilight, but don't try to tell me it's legitimate for me. I decide for myself what's legitimate and 'real'. =]
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YES this is amaze
that book was a train wreck and in the day time (this is a fact btw) vampires LOSE there POWERS
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*sniff, sniff* you made a lestat comment...
I"M SO HAPPY! XD
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Dracula was a love story btw. and lestat fell in love too.....just saying...twilight is a good story.
although the sparkling was really stupid haha.
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Thank you someone who finds twlight stupid like me.
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Of course Twilight is not real vampires because Vampires AREN'T REAL. Vampires are not about ANYTHING. Plus, the concept of vampires being in love with humans predates Dracula, and is a primary belief about them in Balkan folklore.
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e - e I swear if I have to read twilight in my English class next year I will kindly tell my teacher to " never call this piece of disgustingly culturally offensive garbage 'Literature'", and kindly refuse to read it until he or she gets the balls to bring in some REAL vampire books. God I can't believe how many people WORSHIP this monstrosity.
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Final term of Primary school.
The word on everyone's lips;
ZOMG R U ON TEM EDWART OR TEM JACKOFF?
I felt like kicking everyone out the window.
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I have an idea: Let's have Dracula, Lestat, and the other REAL vampires go and Torture Edward and Bella to death. THAT I would read. *le evil grin*
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Yeah. Bunnicula should be the only vegetarian vampire, and that's because he's a rabbit.
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i read the first vampyre story in english IV AP and it wasn't even happy at all, compared to twilight (good thinking i stopped at the first chapter), mostly a lady getting killed and the lord gets away with it
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the first vampire book i read was by bram stokerand it was awesome, from that day on i thought vampires were cool... then my sister said i should read twilight cause "Edward is a way better vampire than vlad" (gosh my sister didnΒ΄t felt wll that day" so i rad it... 2 chapters and i nearly died it was so horrible and not like a real vampire book. i think iΒ΄ll stick with old vampire histories because every fucking book about vampires is like Twilight why WHYYYYYYYY
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the original dracula story WAS about romance stupid
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I know exactly how to get a twilight fangirl to hate twilight 
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yeah i agree its a lil dumb she mad her vampires sparkle but if you want to read a good vampire book read house of night or vampire academy 
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I will never read another vampire book EVER AGAIN. The vampire genre is dead to me. I can handle Marceline in Adventure Time but I will never go beyond that.
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Did u say cirque du FREAK!!!
Im inlove wit those series and I finished read them.
Then I read demonata O-O awesome series X)
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and those 'cirque du freak' books were really good too!
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The only love I like in a vampire story is the ''I'm acting like I love you. Only to drink your blood and kill you after that.'' love.
A human falling in love with a vampire is clichΓ©...
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I've always said if Meyer (the author of Twilight) had just admitted this was her wet dream and made it for other middle aged moms, not pre-teens, it would have been fine. She should have never tried to pass off this horse shit as literature.
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This is amazing. I agree with you 100%.
Virtally everybody in my school love Twilight. They are gay, sparkly fairies, and werewolves who can't keep a shirt on for more than two seconds.
And people mock me for my taste in men. At least I like people who are real. Now, Johnny Depp, he is playing a real vampire. Not a sparkly Gay-o.
Sorry for my rant. I truly am.
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Omg i LOVE Twilight haters. Good to know there are intelligent beings out there who havent been brainwashed by the fairy sparkles that is Twilight. Dracula ftw hardcore.
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I love the way people are in pain when they get turned in Twilight. Only good thing about it.
Agree, they are not real vampires but completely pathetic and just made to look good by Meyer.
I love the Anne Rice stories XD
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I don't no what Twilight books you were reading, because the ones I know don't seem to have a speck of valid romance in them. Just some bitch with no personality being some gay-bar attendant's beard.
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I Agree!!! Twilight Sucks (To no Disrespect to all Twi-Hearts) Twilight Ruined the Good Name of Vampires & Werewolves!!!!!!
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These things are not vampires... THERE ABOMINATIONS!!!! Even metroids make better vampires than the twilight freaks, at least metroids don't sparkle in the sun, can actually drain their victims of their life, and act more like vampires than the plague that is twilight. And metroids are freakin' aliens... I see that even aliens can make better vampires than what comes from twilight. If there is an anti-twilight group than tell me where it is so I can sign up.
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They didn't even show the typical vampire TEETH! instead their body sprakles
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Love bursting bubbles, Twilight's vampires are still vampires, even if you hated the shitty books.
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Naw. They're really not. =]
But thanks for your comment!
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Yes, they really re. Regardless of your opinion.
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Mmm, nope. Meyer might call them 'vampires', but they're not.
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They are, like it or not. They still feed on blood, avoid the sunlight for a reason, & have the inhuman strength & speed.
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I'll never consider them vampires, personally. They don't follow some of the basic factors of the lore.
As far as I'm concerned, they're not vampires. They're humanized demi-monsters dreamt up by some lonely bitch in her 30s as some sort of mystical masterbatory aid. ^^
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Well again, they are. There isn't any law or rule about what makes a real vampire.
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I'm governed by rules that say there most definitely are.
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Well, your rules need to get some facts on it.
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Hey. My rules have aaaaaaall the facts they need, taken from books and lore and film that actually have substance, and weren't written by someone with the mental capacity of a horny, lonely teenager.
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i agree but try the vampire academy that has more vamp stuff than twilight plus a little romance
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