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Eshva — Um Excuse You
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Published: 2015-01-06 00:49:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 1033; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 3
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Inquisitor: HEY.Cullen: Oh! I, uh, why are you...?
Inquisitor: HEyy. What are you doing.
Cullen: I'm... writing reports...
Inquisitor: Baby I'll let you write MY report.
Cullen: That doesn't. I don't. What?
Inquistor: All night long.
Cullen: that doesn't mean what you think it -
Inquistor: ALL. NIGHT.
It's the fur pauldrons, man. I can't compete with that. What's also hilarious is that I only romanced him cause everyone else looked boring. Suddenly I have a new ship and I am GONE.
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*shrugs* *looks left* *looks right* listen I gotta go
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Those fur pauldrons tho. Everyone I'm following on tumblr is intent on courting Iron Bull, and while it's led to some hilarious things, this is the first time I've seen anyone else remark about another ship.
"But this portfolio is due--WAITNO DON'T MISINTERPRET THAT"
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Yep Iron Bull and Dorian are the most sought romances. Alas I'm not playing a male so Dorian (my first choice) was out. So I tried romancing Commander Cullen as a meh whatever I'll break up with you later kind of thing. Many many trips down the fandom hole later I am X_X 
"baby I'll diversify YOUR portfolio 
"oh god Inquisitor no"
"let me invest in your stocks bae"
"INquisitor please give that back"
"Yeah review those reports. Review those reports GOOD and HARD"
"why are you even here"
New headcannon accepted.
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