Tzryylon5 [2017-06-30 10:51:05 +0000 UTC]
Engineer: Reporting as ordered - er, I didn't know this was going to be a staff meeting.
Captain: Have a seat.
Engineer: Alright... (sits)
Captain: Go ahead.
Lieutenant: Thank you, sir. (ahem) Are you familiar with this console?
Engineer: Yeah, that's the primary communication officer's station on the bridge.
Lieutenant: How many times would you say you've personally performed maintenance on this station?
Engineer: Like, since I've been aboard? I don't know, twenty, thirty - oh.
Lieutenant: "Oh"?
Engineer: Uh - no, I mean, lots of other engineers from, uh, oh, various teams-
Captain: Did you or did you not install the Text-To-Speech device the computer automatically overlays over all our outgoing transmissions.
Engineer: (snicker) (cough) N-no?
Captain: (sigh) You do realize who Stephen Hawking, the namesake for our class of ship, was?
Engineer: Well, I mean, I, uh, I took history in the, the uh, the academy... I'm fired, aren't I.
Captain: Like a photon torpedo.
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Euderion In reply to Swifty89-93 [2017-06-29 19:23:55 +0000 UTC]
The Merian class is a science ship in the late 24th century. Basically a modern version of the Miranda class.
We saw (or better read) about these ship in the new Voyager novels. At least three Merian vessels were upgraded by the Full Circle Project of Starfleet with Transwarp engines to reach the Delta Quadrant.
One of the ship was also seen in the Ships of the Line Calendar. Here's a image: vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/sā¦
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