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Published: 2004-03-08 23:28:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 25948; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 119
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"SIMPLIFIED SCREENPLAY FOR LORD OF THE RINGS(Scene 1)
FRODO: Darn! I still have this darned ring that I got in the first movie!
SAMWISE: The ring with the terrible power that causes everyone who comes near it to over-act?
FRODO: Yes! And to destroy it, we must walk, slowly, in real time, all the way across New Zealand!
SAMWISE: But who will guide us?
FRODO: How about a reptilian computer-generated creature with a bad comb-over?
SAMWISE: Dick Cheney's in this movie?
GOLLUM: Very funny, Hobbit-breath."
~Dave Berry
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Gollum © J.R.R. Tolkein
Pencil (H, 3b, 6b)
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Comments: 41
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Best pciture of Gollum I've seen EVER!
Neat!
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Oh, thank you very much!
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This is super-good. I like the texture of the shading, I think it would get boring if that wasnt there. Great job making him look evil and all creeped out.
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haha, Gollum was already evil and creepy looking, so I didn't have to add much!
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that dialogue is hilarious! i love it!
and this picture is VERY well done.
gj.
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holy shat. i didn't look at all your artwork after i commented.
this is aboslutely amazing!
great job!
i love lord of the rings more than breathing.
edward scissorhands drawing.
holy shat.
that's awesome too.
i farking love star wars.
vader=my hero.
you are now really cool.
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Thank you so much! I never thought that the word "cool" would ever apply to me, but I'm glad you think so! 
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uowwwwwwwwwww this is a very good quality drawing (very good indeed) & the text (LOLOLOLOL) is funny eheheh nice choice
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Ya, I threw in a bit of Dave Berry's column, and it looks like everyone likes it. And thanks so much! 
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no prob friend 
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lol...realism, that's what I was going for! Anyhoo, I'm glad you like!
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And I'm glad you like that I liked it!
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ooh... exelente trabajo
muy buen trajo, tienes buen trazo en el dibujo y las luces y sombras del dibujo son imprecionantes 
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gracias 
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Wow, this is awesome!!! Very nicely drawn. Love the little commentary too!!!
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this is great, thank you for adding me by the way.
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thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
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Thanks...I'm glad you like it!
The description is from Dave Berry's article from the Miami Herald. You can find the whole thing at [link] is hilarious!
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Hooray~ I was waiting for you to finish this one. It turned out really kick ass. Nice work, Jess.
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This is excellent! You have great sense of mass...of course it might as well have been a screen..but it's good..nice volumizing.
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That's good.
He looks so ebil and nasty.
Well done.
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