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Published: 2012-11-11 03:33:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 57807; Favourites: 1246; Downloads: 402
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Well. The season premiere of My Little Pony was...underwhelming in the villain department, to say the least. Big bad had a minute of screentime and most of that was EEEEEVIL laughter. Spooky!The guy's growing on me, though. Imagining him being able to only say three words has kinda upped the charm of his character.
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Not a stallion of many words. Sounds familiar.
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Don't wanna but will give this weird stuff a try
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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sombras faceΒ while he is talking to theΒ therapist
Sombra: Β crystal hahahaha slaves haha hehe crystal crystal *gasp* CCCRRRRRYYYYYSSSSTTTTTTAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!*SOBS*
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They WERE going to bring him back to higher his character, but thanks to dumbasses like you, he got thrown away
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so lemme get this straight. there is NO chance he will ever come back? like, none.
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The brownies like you just couldn't open their minds. He is coming back, so is crysalis
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you misunderstand. he is my favorite pony :>. if it were up to me he would have had at least 2 more episodes.
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85 % chance of both of them coming back. The only question is, when?
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Ah yes, clearly the decisions of the entire MLP creative team were influenced by a bunch of internet dorks.
Have you even read the MLP comics, dude?
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Yes, but everyone says their non cannon
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This is why Season 3 was cut short, speech therapists cost a lot of bits and even then it didn't help much.
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>no lines
>barely any screentime
Thats because hes suppose to be a presence
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She's Cadance not Candice
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He can actually say more than three words, and they are: Yes. No. Crystal(s). Slave(s). That. Is. Mine. Also Guahaha... if that counts as a word.
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Don't make fun of his speech impediment. It's a serious problem. You know the only reason the Crystal Empire turned into a dark despotate was because of confusion between his orders and misinterpretation of what he actually wanted.
When your king can only say Crystals & Slaves and then everything else comes out as manical laughter and evil roars of course you're going to think he means become downtrodden, broken slaves and toil in his gem mines.
All it took was one proposal speech for a tax reform and suddenly the people are chaining themselves together, the sky has been turned black, the palace is redecorated with evil black diamond spikes and the rulers of the neighbouring country are invading in order to overthrow you.
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It's either that or sombra got a cold or sore throat from being in a glacier without a blanket or a friend for a thousand years
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"Imagining him being able to only say three words has kinda upped the charm of his character."
Let me help you with that: he's insane. Not just sociopathic, but "giggling madness" insane. I mean, being trapped in ice for a millennium can't be good for ya...
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I realized he's so underdeveloped, he is my FAVORITE villain. Also his face in the 5th panel. XP
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No kidding, King Sombra was underwhelming! Probably the most boring of the MLP antagonists thus far...but I STILL like him far better that that jerkhead Prince Blueblood! Royal bastard...
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He was a true pain in the flank, wasn't he?
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Blueblood? Heck yes.
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Soo...Blueblood + Rarity = crazy Rarity? Makes sense to me. ^^
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Yep, bluebutt (XD) Would drive her crazy...
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Yes, yes he would...LOL, how'd you know my special nickname for Blueblood?
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It just popped into my head...
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I've always been able to guess that sorta stuff...
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That's awesome. ^^
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I'm kinda psychic...
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That's awesome. ^^ I can be psychic too.
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Woo! Psychics are awesome!
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I'm really looking forward to a Sombra-corrupted twilight at the end of this season something involving the "black" magick she used to find the crystal heart.
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