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You know what one slash pairing you PROMISED yourself you weren't going to make because it's INCREDIBLY stupid and weird as hell? .....well.....Wesker and Scarface everyone.I'm gonna go rot away in shame now.
Now I'm not a big Ventriloquist fan, in fact I dont think I've seen one episode with him in it, but I personally feel OFFENDED by the fact that, for no reason whatsoever, DC replaced the meek, mousy, low-self-esteem elderly man (who logically HAS a reason to have multiple personality disorder because he dislikes himself) with an interesting backstory and complex character development...with this. [link]
:I ....Really? No words, DC. No words. Just disappointment.
ANYWAY, I thought up the idea that Wesker is the submissive, always abused but comes back anyway type (like Harley Quinn), and was recently dumped by Scarface who's now hooked up with Payton. Feeling bad for her fellow closeted masochist, Harley comes up with a plan to get them back together.
What is this plan, you ask? It's short and funny, so I'll fic it up later =w=
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From what I recal Arnold Wesker (the original Ventriliquist) was gunned down in a flophouse owned by the Irish Mob Boss, Sean Riley. Now Riley daughter, Peyton was in the same place that night. Her arranged, and de-ranged husband Johnny Sabatino dragged her there after murdering her father for better control of the criminal empire. Johnny shot Peyton and left her for dead. When she came to she found Scarface in pieces, and heance she took and old identity and became the new ventiliquist in order to have her revenge on her husband.
Detective Issue #103. Written by Paul Dini.
The reload is still wierd for me too.
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True, but then again Arnold died. Twice. And he was brought back to life. Twice. And in Batman Underground it's inferred that Peyton was 'dealt with' as well, and I hadn't heard about her coming back ever since.
Unless there's another arch where he dies a third time jesus is this guy a time lord or something? or where Peyton comes back, then there's no reason why he's not around anymore.
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Being 'employed' by DC or Marvel ect. subjects you to mulitple deaths, lives and f*cked up story lines and unflattering costume changes -cough 70's Black Cannary -. For example, they've been "killing off" the Joker since his first appearance.
Just wait a few months, she'll probably have been restored by S.T.A.R labs with Scarface graphed onto her arm or someting -shrug-
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Ugh HOPEFULLY not. Its not that I dont like her as a character, Im sure she'd be interesting IF she had her OWN thing going on, not a wannabe-Wesker thing. See, I'm more into the whole phycology if the villain, and someone with multiple personality disorder as bad as Wesker's can't just be replaced It doesn't work that way. Drives me nuts. :I
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Guess the revenge angle is a bit too cliche' eh?
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I guess. But again, I dont have any problem with her motivation or her characters ALONE, just the fact that her only purpose is to be pretty and to replace a very complex (and creepily dark) character. Maybe if she was more connected to the actual characters, like had some sort of history, then it wouldn't be so bad.
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I still don't think Harley would refer to herself as a masochist if she thinks that Mister J loves her and is just 'a little rough around the edges.' Admitting to being a masochist would mean she acknowledges that he hurts her for his own pleasure and that she enjoys the process.
Herpdederp, whatever. Anna's rambling.
BUT I LOVE THIS. LOOKIT ARNOLD. ; 3 ;
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BUT she does admit from time to time that he hurts her and stuff, and a masochist is someone who takes pleasure from the pain, therefore, it would actually make sense for her to admit that, since she's crazy about him and would be the type to say "No! He's a great guy! He just does that because Im a masochist". BUT HEY ARNOLD IS IN DENIAL SO THAT MUST COUNT FOR SOMETHING
HE'S JUST GOT THE MOST "NO-NO-NO-DON'TWANNAHUG-NO-NO-NO-okay" FACE XD
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PFFT JUST SUBMIT TO THE HUG WESKER. YOU NEED IT YOU BLUBBERING DRUNK FOOL.
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HE REALLY NEEDED THAT HUG, MAN. LIKE....MORE THAN ANYTHING.
HIS HEART WAS JUST BROKEN. HE DESERVES A HUG.
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*SNIFF* WESKY, YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK BUT YOU DESERVE ALL THE HUGS.
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HE'S A SASSY BITCHY DRUNKARD, ISN'T HE...? OR AT LEAST A MOOD-SWINGY ONE.
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BOTH. I MEAN I CANT REALLY SEE HIM DRINKING, AT LEAST DRINKING HEAVILY, UNLESS SOMETHING LIKE THE PEYTON THING HAPPENS. SOMETHING TRAUMATIC.
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OH YEAH, I FEEL LIKE HE KNOWS IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR HIM TO DRINK, SO IF HE WAS OFFERED BOOZE ON A NORMAL OCCASION HE'D ONLY TAKE A LITTLE SIP TO BE POLITE...BUT IF HE'S HAVING A BREAKDOWN THEN F*CK IT. GIMMIE THAT WHISKEY.
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...DID YOU MAKE HIM A WHISKEY DRINKER JUST BECAUSE 'WHISKEY' LOOKS LIKE 'WHESKER'?
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...NO ACTUALLY. IT WAS THE FIRST DRINK I THOUGHT OF.
BUTOHGODWHESKERANDWHISKEYTHATISTOOPERFECT<3
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I SWEAR THIS WHOLE TIME THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT YOU PICKED IT. XDD
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NOT AT ALL BUT THANKS FOR POINTING IT OUT XD
ALSO, I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.
In the animated series Scarface is ripped, torn, and flat out DESTROYED on a regular basis, but he always comes back, meaning that Wesker either repairs him or rebuilds him. But when Scarface 'shows up', Wesker always acts shocked and horrified. As if he had no idea he was 'alive' again.
Thus, we can only assume that not ONLY does he have multiple personality disorder, but when those two personalities are threatened (AKA Wesker having to rebuild the puppet) he must have some weird lapses in memory or his entire state of being goes cold for a bit, like sleepwalking, where he does things without knowing or remembering what he does. Going through the motions with a stone-faced, glazed over look. Kind of like mind control only "self inflicted".
I know Im over thinking this but this ^ idea just made Wesker ABOUT TEN TIMES SCARIER TO ME.
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I knew that he always had to rebuild the puppet but I never noticed the shock thing. Gee Wesker...GEE.
Ventriloquist/Scarface really are great characters. I: I wish they were more popular. I want to see more done with them!!
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I just noticed it from some youtube clips. Could you imagine him in a little workroom just...rebuilding him? Kind of like when serial killers in the movies actually are shown washing the bloody knives and they just look so...dead? D': WESKER YOU'RE SCARING ME STOP
I already have put it in my mind that if they were ever put into a movie, Wesker HAS to be played by Anthony Stewart Head. If you saw Repo! The Genetic Opera, you'd understand why...he's a fantastic actor who looks a lot like Arnold actually
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And he has a talent for playing sweet, gentle, timid men who secretly are insane, case in point...
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*CURRENTLY IMAGINING WESKER SINGING THESE IN MY HEAD. ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE. OH CRAP NOW IM EVEN MORE AFRAID*
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I watched a little of each of them..I sorta don't want to ruin the movie for myself tonight! 8D
But CARTOON SOUND EFFECTS. ON THE LAST ONE.
PULLING OUT A MAN'S INTESTINE'S...WITH STRETCHY CARTOON SOUND EFFECTS.
What is this I don't even
BLAZE.
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AREN'T YOU SO GLAD YOU SAW IT?!
IS IT NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
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IT GAVE ME, "DECAF? I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE." I AM FOREVER INDEBTED.
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YOU MEAN THIS~???
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