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Fragdog — Rant: I'm Sir-Swears-A-Fuckin-Lot

Published: 2012-11-29 22:05:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 7212; Favourites: 472; Downloads: 9
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Description Yes, I swear a fucking lot, at home, in public, hanging out, just about fucking anywhere, and do I fucking enjoy it? Fuck yeah, these fucking words, or as what you fucking call them, "fucking profanities" are sentence enhancers and if used right, they can make your talk look fucking classy, need a look? Here, fuckin' enjoy, bitches:
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See how fuckin' awesome swearing fucking is? It fuckin' helps and guess fucking what? The more you swear, the more tolerant you are of the fucking pain.

Just fucking beware, it can fucking make you look fucking stupid.

The fucking stamplate by fucking *SparkLum .

So how much fucking money do I fucking owe in the fucking swear fucking jar?
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Comments: 164

RedReaper36 [2013-10-11 03:21:48 +0000 UTC]

Hell yeah! I got sick and tired of people telling me I can't swear. Now that I'm old enough those people can go fuck themselves!


Thank you for making this stamp, you damn asshole bitch cunt shit motherfucker you! ^_^

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JaniceTheFurry In reply to ??? [2013-09-28 15:20:32 +0000 UTC]

damn fucking straight I fucking swear c:

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XNatoX In reply to ??? [2013-09-18 22:25:01 +0000 UTC]

I fucking love swearing.

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davesport [2013-09-18 21:57:48 +0000 UTC]

BUT SWERING IZ BAD!!!11!!!1!!ONE IT MAEKS U SOUND DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!ELEVEN







ahem
swearing is fucking great


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ScourgeXEveryoneOTP In reply to ??? [2013-08-22 00:39:01 +0000 UTC]

I swear too fucking much.

I need to stop that shit.

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TsukiHejjikitsune [2013-08-07 14:31:30 +0000 UTC]

Shit!

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Jesserfly [2013-08-02 00:09:38 +0000 UTC]

Haha yesss. XD woo!

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AcidVenomizer [2013-06-30 17:25:03 +0000 UTC]

FUCK YEAH.

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Eternities22 [2013-06-24 23:05:06 +0000 UTC]



Not sure if actual opinion or sarcasm...

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LuigiSucks88 In reply to ??? [2013-05-19 16:54:48 +0000 UTC]

Laughing my fucking ass off.

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Moonshadeoftreeclan [2013-05-11 16:35:34 +0000 UTC]

this damn stamp is so fucking true! im luv this!

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ILoveDrawingStuff [2013-04-30 16:19:30 +0000 UTC]

So how much fucking money do I fucking owe in the fucking swear fucking jar?



very fucking much fucker

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ILoveDrawingStuff [2013-04-30 16:15:26 +0000 UTC]

best description ever!

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Ask-Elly-Brown [2013-04-21 19:03:57 +0000 UTC]

when my friends say
"Ellen, stop swearing!" so I go
"bitch bitch bitch, bastard bastard, cunt, fuck, ass, shit!"
at them XD

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water16dragon [2013-04-18 00:01:58 +0000 UTC]

My brother bitches at me for this and says it's not cute. I'm not trying to be cute I curse when I'm mad or frustrated.

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TyepiandSamuel [2013-04-14 17:14:04 +0000 UTC]

I fucking love swearing! At school, at home, in front of my bitch-ass friends! ANYWHERE! Swearing is fun!

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TheAwesomeHotDog [2013-04-04 21:44:22 +0000 UTC]

nobody likes people whp swear all the time true fact

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LightningDraco In reply to TheAwesomeHotDog [2013-11-21 23:17:07 +0000 UTC]

Ikr?!

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gvcci-hvcci [2013-03-28 07:24:41 +0000 UTC]

Swearing is dumb! Oh no, I have to add a dollar to the swear jar. I remember the time when "dumb" was the equivalent of "fucking stupid cunt". Ah, kindergarten...

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BlueVengeance In reply to ??? [2013-03-17 08:22:30 +0000 UTC]

Fuck your stamp.

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BloodthirstyDarkstar [2013-03-17 00:35:15 +0000 UTC]

I fucking swear a fucking lot and I fucking enjoy it. Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

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Craptrap [2013-02-08 22:46:11 +0000 UTC]

True fucking that, I'm fucking colorful!

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Dreaming-Dog [2013-01-29 06:32:32 +0000 UTC]

True dat. We just happen to have a colorful vocabulary~ ^ v ^

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Katrina20Lin10 [2013-01-04 00:43:21 +0000 UTC]

brofist there,pal. FUCK THE SYSTEM!

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Kaltiaem In reply to ??? [2012-12-16 17:45:50 +0000 UTC]

dude
watch your fucking mouth
there's goddamn children on this site, you cunt

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Fullmetal0Thunder In reply to Kaltiaem [2014-04-20 14:26:41 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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Kaltiaem In reply to Fullmetal0Thunder [2014-04-24 02:18:03 +0000 UTC]

Dude it was a joke. Quite clearly, might I add. You're a fucking moron.

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Fragdog In reply to Kaltiaem [2012-12-17 18:51:17 +0000 UTC]

Like I care.

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Kaltiaem In reply to Fragdog [2012-12-18 00:54:59 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. They need to get off dA.

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CHOTTAPRIDE In reply to ??? [2012-12-14 20:34:12 +0000 UTC]

that says a big bunch of fuck about you

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Phycosmiley In reply to ??? [2012-12-03 17:01:42 +0000 UTC]

Good for you that you get enjoyment out of swearing like a drunken Sailor.

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Asp-Assassin In reply to ??? [2012-11-30 07:33:19 +0000 UTC]

Fuck yeah!

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IikkuZeprys-9 [2012-11-30 05:01:04 +0000 UTC]

Fucking finally.

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ZombiePoodle In reply to ??? [2012-11-30 02:51:16 +0000 UTC]

Anyone that uses Limp Bizkit and Marilyn Manson as examples of good music is probably still in middle school, so I think it's fair to say that you don't know how to use sentence enhancers properly.

Here are the real masters:
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Now that's what you call class. People that know what the fuck they're talking about explaining the facts of life in a profound manner.

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FlacidPenis In reply to ZombiePoodle [2012-12-12 21:06:18 +0000 UTC]

George Carlin FTW.

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ZombiePoodle In reply to FlacidPenis [2012-12-12 21:48:12 +0000 UTC]

Absolutely

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SSERPENTS In reply to ??? [2012-11-30 02:36:22 +0000 UTC]

wow ur real hardcore

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MasterBerry In reply to ??? [2012-11-30 00:00:24 +0000 UTC]

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Me-MowTheCat [2012-11-29 23:02:42 +0000 UTC]

You know what? Fuck swearing it's fucking stupid.

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mhm98 In reply to ??? [2012-11-29 22:51:38 +0000 UTC]

Hallefuckingluja to swearing, mofo!

though your examples are pretty shitty.
Manson is a "know-it-all" asshole and everyone in Limp Bizkit think they're black...

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B0WT1ES In reply to ??? [2012-11-29 22:32:26 +0000 UTC]

Swearing is fucking bad you shouldn't be fucking saying those words god fucking damn it.

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mhm98 In reply to B0WT1ES [2012-11-29 22:46:01 +0000 UTC]

lol, dont swear, niggers.
That shit's fucking rude!

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B0WT1ES In reply to mhm98 [2012-11-29 23:04:13 +0000 UTC]

STOP FUCKING SWEARING GOD FUCK!!111!

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mhm98 In reply to B0WT1ES [2012-11-30 11:24:30 +0000 UTC]

Shit fucking jesus! Seriously. You guys are gonna get motherfucking grounded, lol.

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Geth-VI In reply to ??? [2012-11-29 22:13:42 +0000 UTC]

Judging by the FCC fine for saying "fuck" is $50,000 and using it 24 times, you owe $1,200,000 in the swear jar.

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rusty-le-cat In reply to ??? [2012-11-29 22:10:29 +0000 UTC]

ummmm, judging by how much you swear..... $10,000+.

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Geth-VI In reply to rusty-le-cat [2012-11-29 22:14:48 +0000 UTC]

Actually, the FCC fine for saying "fuck" is $50,000 and since he used it 24 fucking times, he owes $1,200,000 in the swear jar because 50,000 times 24 is 1,200,000.

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rusty-le-cat In reply to Geth-VI [2012-11-29 22:17:04 +0000 UTC]

o.o good for you for giving a fuck about that

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Geth-VI In reply to rusty-le-cat [2012-11-29 22:22:32 +0000 UTC]

I was in a Sheldon-ish mood.

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rusty-le-cat In reply to Geth-VI [2012-11-29 22:29:37 +0000 UTC]

i dont know what that means but whatever u say

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