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Published: 2011-07-04 10:48:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 3762; Favourites: 52; Downloads: 27
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Knowing his time was nearly at an end, the jovial Jack Frost adbicated his frozen throne and dominion over ice to pert young Nastinka.She was, after all, the only person ever to recover from the bone chilling effect of his magic scepter. This weapon was susequently reclassified: "Will freeze to death anything it touches save for a few rare exceptions when true love and plot convenience is involved. Use as directed."
Nastinka does not have a large health pool, and will shatter with a few punches. Good luck ever getting close enough to her, though. She will call down ferocious aoe snowstorms slowing opponents, and will slick the ground wherever she walks for several seconds causing enemies to slip and fall in a comedic manner.
She will smile in a pleasant innocent manner while you are entombed in a bitter cold casket, and wait patiently while all the blood in your veins turns to ice. Do not mess with Nastinka.
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For some reason, I'm imagining her and Elsa meeting up for drinks...
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"You're going down, mushroom boy! Ya mincing little fungus!"
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"Nastinka's the one I want."
-AHAAHAHHAAHAHA-We're gonna starve.
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"AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER..."
Mike: Yeah right, until that creepy mushroom guy moved in...
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Okay, look, I'm gonna go ahead and say it. I thought her sister was hot.
Did you hear me? I said I THOUGHT MARFUSHA WAS HOT.
And I'd say it again.
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You should've swung over on a pig-drawn shed and swept her off her feet, haha
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While I can't say I personally grooved on Marfusha, I did approve of her pimplike treatment of Jack Frost.
My odd crush that nobody else shares goes to the Australian/Atlantean security lady-cop with the eye patch from -Alien from L.A.-
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Yeah, I hear ya - the one with that kind of Lisa Bonet vibe.
And you're right about Marfusha. Takes a gutsy woman to shove around a demigod who can instantly freeze things. And brains? Oh, no, no. Heavens, no. Hm-mm. But still gutsy!
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Not the Lisa Bonet guttersnipe one. I wouldn't touch her for 400 shiney ones. I mean "Ryker" the evil one.
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Oh, her! Yeah, I know who you mean.
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One of the greatest criminal masterminds of the 20th century...
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i love Jack Frost, it's one of my favorite MST3K episodes and Nastinka is so adorable.
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"When I catch you, you're in my omelette SO FAST..."
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Ahh, Jack Frost. One of my favorites for sheer goofiness. Plus, it's really pretty. But it did bug me that she looked like Olivia Hussey.
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Don't forget her ability to get the sun to reverse it's orbit, allowing for the fight to go into overtime. Sure the world's thrown into chaos, but at least you won your little fight.
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oh man thats right. she has connections all the way up to the SUN! You dont wanna get on the bad side of rosy-fingered dawn.
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"Great, so I'll bet that bird is just flying around free out there..."
I'll bet her braid is her weak spot. If any other players could grab those, they could drag her around and beat her down at thier liesure.
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"Oh, I get it. So if we wanted to set up an endowment, we could come to you."
....Darnit, I was going to say that...
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Oh, the Widow Buddig! You know, Carl Buddig, maker of pressed meat products...
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Like most of the sweeping epic ones, it wasn't so much a bad movie as a STRANGE one. Huge budget. I am guessing Finland got stuck with more of the bill.
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Yeah, it's the fourth part of the troika, isn't it? This, The Sword and the Dragon, The Magic Voyage of Sinbad, and The Day the Earth Froze.
Hm. Wonder what you call a four-part troika?
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