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The Lockheed F-104 Starfighter is a single-engine, high-performance, supersonic interceptor aircraft originally developed for the United States Air Force. It was quickly retired as the plane was not only a fault-riddled deathtrap but also a decepticon.Starfighter does most of it's combat in robot-mode using it's razor sharp wings to slash at enemies. Like the pilot Bob Dornan, the machine has limited understanding of human language, nuance, and humor and cannot be taunted, goaded, hornswoggled or hoodwinked.
The plane's metal hull is resistant to many types of physical damage, but opponents may opt to simply take a defensive stance and wait for it to lock up and explode like a flying ford pinto.
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I actually have the G2 Transformer of the F-104.
Afterburner (Decepticon)
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D'oh! Just when I thought that movie couldn't get any worse, this Decepticon snuck itself in it!
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Or beat down on him when he takes several minutes to hook up to a refuel plane.
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I love how you've made the star of a bland movie about awkward fighter pilots and their overbearing senator fathers into an awesome mech a la Macross.
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Watching that Starfighter movie was a movie that had no plot at all. So they test out these new fighters, something goes wrong with one of them and they got the pilot. No conflict, no antagonist, no climax, nothing!
Even with the jokes, it was one of the most boring MST3K movies I sat through.
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I liked the host segment where the Men's Servo Choir sings that ridiculous medley.
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I wish this guy was in Michael Bay's Transformers, it might make it actually watchable.
You know, it must really suck to be a Transformer if you're a Ford Pinto...
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I wish Bay's Transformers were in THIS film....IT might be made watchable.
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"Oh, it was pretty rough, man, I had to eat a lizard and drink my urine!"
"You were only here ten minutes!"
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"So according to themselves, they're leather faced, speed freaks who poop their pants and can't make it with women." - Tom Servo
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I was going to say... he doesn't LOOK like Robert Dornan. Can we cut cheese with it?
Are the Major and the other guy with the huge face in the que? They'd make fascinating caricatures.
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I never knew Mystery Science Theaer 3000 had riffed the GoBots! ...Maybe it was a short before on of the of the other episodes...
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"The Starfighters" proved you can make a film that's over 80% stock footage and still claim it's your own movie! What more, the stock footage doesn't even have to be anything interesting!
This would be the coolest MST3K character ever if he really had been a Decepticon... I thought for sure you'd end up going with some sort of "perverted plane" for the air-to-air refueling sequences.
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you know... despite being a complete creep it never even occured to me to make a refueling rod until after I had drawn it!
All that was ging through my mind was how scathingly dull the experience was and how the film contained no actual characters so I was gonna have to draw the plane.
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Let me just be the first to say... refueling.
IHNJ, IJLS "hornswoggled". That's such a fun word. The idea of someone attempting to "hornswoggle" a Decepticon is just... yeah.
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Gwuagh! When it extends it's refueling rod, keep away or it will restore it's HP at the expense of your dignity!
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Ahhhh......A Decepticon and it's DeceptiNeoCon pilot & his stinky Poopy Suit of DOOM!
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