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I came up with a parody of Epic Rap Battles of History that is PSASBR-related. I hope to do it soon; my idea was Sir Dan vs Fat Princess (a really skinny character who is a skeleton and a really fat character who is in no way a skeleton.)

This is the first draft:
Announcer:
PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE
SIR DANIEL FORTESQUE
VS
FAAAAAAAT PRINCESS!
BEGIN!

Fat Princess:
Hey there, big boy!
Oh sorry, my mistake.
I'll own you in this battle
Then sit down and have some cake.
I'm ruler of the kingdom
The fairest in the land.
You give a whole new meaning
To the movie, "The Thin Man".
Face it Dan. You're dead.
You've gone to meet your maker.
I'll dance upon your grave
And then I'll go visit the baker.
You don't even have a jaw
So you're gonna lose hard.
Whatcha gonna do, bro?
Rap with cue cards?

Sir Daniel: (Who proceeds to pull out a stack of cue cards with his lyrics written on them)
Go back home, little lady.
Well at least I'm half right.
Cause' you're gonna fail BIG
In this battle tonight.
You only play the flag.
My arsenal is giant.
There's no way you can beat me
If you shop at Lane Bryant.
When you sit around the house,
you really sit around the house.
The only thing you ever killed
Was your latest blouse.
I'm undead for eternity.
With an arrow, I was shot.
But at least I won't be featured
In Ripley's Believe or Not!

Fat Princess:
Respect the princess.
Don't act like a peasant.
You're just a bag of bones.
I find it so unpleasant.
My villagers will save me
And feed me lots of sweets.
When it comes to rapping,
Fat Princess can't be beat!

Sir Daniel:
Being dead's a piece of cake.
For you, there isn't any more.
You'd be in another castle
But you can't fit through the door.
Face it, you failed.
It's Live or Let Die.
Oops! Spoiler Alert!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Announcer:
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE!

Description
I came up with a parody of Epic Rap Battles of History that is PSASBR-related. I hope to do it soon; my idea was Sir Dan vs Fat Princess (a really skinny character who is a skeleton and a really fat character who is in no way a skeleton.)

This is the first draft:
Announcer:
PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE
SIR DANIEL FORTESQUE
VS
FAAAAAAAT PRINCESS!
BEGIN!

Fat Princess:
Hey there, big boy!
Oh sorry, my mistake.
I'll own you in this battle
Then sit down and have some cake.
I'm ruler of the kingdom
The fairest in the land.
You give a whole new meaning
To the movie, "The Thin Man".
Face it Dan. You're dead.
You've gone to meet your maker.
I'll dance upon your grave
And then I'll go visit the baker.
You don't even have a jaw
So you're gonna lose hard.
Whatcha gonna do, bro?
Rap with cue cards?

Sir Daniel: (Who proceeds to pull out a stack of cue cards with his lyrics written on them)
Go back home, little lady.
Well at least I'm half right.
Cause' you're gonna fail BIG
In this battle tonight.
You only play the flag.
My arsenal is giant.
There's no way you can beat me
If you shop at Lane Bryant.
When you sit around the house,
you really sit around the house.
The only thing you ever killed
Was your latest blouse.
I'm undead for eternity.
With an arrow, I was shot.
But at least I won't be featured
In Ripley's Believe or Not!

Fat Princess:
Respect the princess.
Don't act like a peasant.
You're just a bag of bones.
I find it so unpleasant.
My villagers will save me
And feed me lots of sweets.
When it comes to rapping,
Fat Princess can't be beat!

Sir Daniel:
Being dead's a piece of cake.
For you, there isn't any more.
You'd be in another castle
But you can't fit through the door.
Face it, you failed.
It's Live or Let Die.
Oops! Spoiler Alert!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Announcer:
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE!