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Published: 2018-09-21 04:20:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 628; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 0
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NOTE: After a shooting took place in a Rite Aid store in Maryland today, I will draw a comic with no cartoon violence for right now. Due to concerns involving sensitivity, unfortunate timing and events, some explosive gags will have to set aside for a while. For today, instead, I came up this funny gag and thought....I had this idea when I thinking and looking back at gummy bears. If you look back at the history of gummy bears [which were invented by a German candy-maker, Johannes "Hans" Riegel Sr. [also the founder of the famous Haribo candy company], the idea of them came when that candy-maker saw some trained dancing bears on street performances.
This made Billy upset as to why nobody ever invented Gummy Possums yet...
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Bear Over Possum ®
Bear Over Possum ™
Biff Possum © Josiah Shockency (JCS)
Thursday, September 20th, 2018
Copyright © Josiah Shockency (JCS), 2018 [MMXVIII]. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
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Comments: 34
Yes, he'll never outgrow that old grudge that's for certain.
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My guess is because things like gummi bears and gummi worms are easy to shape, but possums, because they have legs and tails and snouts, are a little more difficult.
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Though I would buy gummi possums. Possums are cute; especially the little fuzzy ones that live in South America.
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That's nice. X3
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I have to agree with Biff on this one. and for that matter, why did they make gummy worms and Swedish gummy fish, but didn't make gummies out of other animals?
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In a way, yes.
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did you also get my question?
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Yeah. I think there has been. If you look up online.
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Like weren't there those that are sharks and whales?
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yeah. I saw those on Google. the thing is: I've never seen them in stores.
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I've seen those like in a candy dispenser on the waterline of Morro Bay.
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lucky you.
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(For and )
(Chililizard feels bad that Biff is upset over gummy possums not existing and cheers him up by making a gummy possum for him with her candy magic, all while singing this song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOfY_I…)
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Biff: 
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Chililizard: (to Biff) "Yup, and I got more of them on the way, just for you, sweetie!"
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Biff: wow. thanks.
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Chililizard (to Biff) "Oh look, here they come!"
(Huge trucks, around fifty of them and possibly even more, full of recently made gummy possums arrive and slowly park themselves in front of Chililizard and Biff.)
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Biff: Wow!
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Chililizard: (to Biff) "My family is into the candy business like Thorndike's. 
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Biff: I see.
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Chililizard: (to Biff) "And also hotdogs, can't forget the hotdogs.
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Biff: mmm.
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Chililizard: (to Biff) "Delicious, isn't it?"
(Biff explains his experiences with hot dogs.)
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Biff: yeah. and to tell the truth, this is actually my 1st hot dog.
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Chililizard: (to Biff) "Really?! "
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Biff: really.
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(Chililizard summons more hot dogs for Biff with her magic. )
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Biff: Wow! *hugs you*
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Chililizard: (to Biff) "I'm glad you like them, Biff."
(Biff has his fill of hot dogs.)
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Biff: *Burps* excuse me.
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Chililizard: (to Biff) "You're excused."
(Bertha's reaction to see Biff full on hot dogs was...)
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Bertha: What The?! Biff: in case you ask, I did not eat the bear. *to himself* although part of me wants to, *aloud* but actually i'm full of hot dogs.
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