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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me — God is a Troll
Published: 2011-07-23 00:08:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 5477; Favourites: 523; Downloads: 29
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Yo, Abraham! I want you to take your only son, who you love, to the land of Moriah and kill him.Okay.
Lol, jk man. I was just testing your faith. LOL
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I'm a Christian and I can confirm that this is true LOL
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AS a man of God, that was funny as shit tho.
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oh My god The desc Was hillarious even though i believe in God XD
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I'm a Christian an I approve of this stamp
A lot of people(mostly my fellow Christians and, ironically, Atheists) take God too seriously
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satan kills like what, two ppl?
the christian god's killed thousands CX
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YES! That's something that came to my mind so many times XD
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My EXACT thoughts during Religious Studies.
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Haha this is a good stamp 
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Oh...OH MY GOSH!!!!!!
I'm a Christian, and I'm laughing SO hard right now!
Not even the greatest troll can stand against the troll that we worship as THE LORD...of trolling!
Can I use this?
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I know I laughed too xD
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I never thought of it that way before! Lol!
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Hahaha, you're awesomely funny! I love your artist comment.
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I saw this in internet talk show! If it be truth i hope jesus is angry at god!
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Pffft. I should NOT be lauging at this. I should not be laug-
Okay I'm laughing
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The Bible states gays aren't natural, but talking snakes are?
What the hell!
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Can you argue that gays are natural? Now before you get up in my grill: I like gays and I approve of gay marriage. But given that almost no animals in the world have homosexual behaviors, it can easily be argued that homosexuality isn't natural. I say it again: this does not make it evil like a bunch of "Christians" say.
The snake was actually Satan in disguise
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Lol sorry for replying to your terribly old comment and probably annoying everyone,
but quite a number of animals exhibit homosexual behaviour.
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No problem
There are certainly animals that behave in ways we can interpret as homosexual, but whether or not they are actually homosexual is impossible to deduce. Until we can talk to them, its an unanswerable question. Personally I think not, cases of homosexuality in animals seems more like males working other in the ways a mother and father would or animals getting overwhelmed by sexual overdrive and having sex with the closest thing.
Example: Ducks do seem to have "homosexual" couples (amongst the highest in birds), but as stated I view it more like a pair of best friends looking after a kid. Considering ducks will have sex with CORPSES of other ducks, male ducks mating with each other is more likely "NEED SATISFACTION NOW, GIVE IT TO ME" than "Hey I love you fellow male!"
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I suppose that can be true! We can't really see through an
animal's eyes (other than out own), so we can't tell if they are
actually gay or just desiring sexual pleasure.
I think they could be attracted to the same sex. Then again, we
can't really tell.
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Feel free to believe in that, though do not think animals can be homosexual I do find it rather plausible. Its surprising how many qualities animals share with humans.
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Lol at that common misunderstanding
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Well...the truth has been revealed. He made humans simply because he got bored of trolling Satan.
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I shouldn't be laughing at this. I reallreallyreally shouldn't be laughing at this.
But I am.
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Well, thats some mighty fine work if I do say so myself, I think iv gotten this evolution thing down! Infact, if I leave these things alone, Earth might remain a beautiful paradise for all...... nah, screw it BRING IN THE METEOR! Time to work on a new race, one in my image, one of TROLLS!
awesome stamp btw
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I agree soooo much. Its just the way the big man does the things he does.
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This is true in many ways.
I shall now put this on my page.
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I'm Catholic but I guess this is kinda funny
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...Even being a christian, I find this hilarious. XDD Thank you for making it.
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I told you not to look back, but your wife looked back, and while I know you've been faithful to me for all these years, Lot, I'm still turning your wife to salt because of that.
Srsly?
Srsly. Hope you like being married to a salt shaker.
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Wait a minute, I'm Catholic.
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Why? Will I be smited?
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cause god made u
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Nope, my parents made me. c:
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I do not like this. You could be the anti christ, right?
I hope this is a joke
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