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WELL, I NOTICED THAT SLICK AND FEMALE DROOG WERE DOIN' THIS, AND I THOUGHT "HEY, WHY NOT?"

1. What is/are your name(s)?

HEARTS BOXCARS. THOUGH I USED TO BE HAROLD BEHRMANN.

2. Do you know why you were named that?

MY BIRTH NAME'S SOMETHING MY PARENTS PICKED OUT. BUT MY CURRENT NAME COMES FROM MY BIG HEART, AND THE FACT THAT I'M ALWAYS ROLLING BOXCARS!

3. Are you single or taken?

SINGLE, BABY~

4. Have any abilities or powers?

STRONGER THAN THE AVERAGE MAN, CAN EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, AND I HAVE THE BEST LUCK WITH CASINO GAMES.

5. Stop being a Mary-sue!

HA HA HA! YOU KIDS AND YER CRAZY-ASS SLANG! XD

6. What's your eye color?

GRAY.

7. How about hair color?

KIND OF A DARKISH RED. I THOUGHT ABOUT DYING IT, BUT I LOVE IT TOO MUCH TO

8. Have any family members?

I HAD A MOM AND A LITTLE BRO. THEY'RE BOTH DEAD, BUT NOW I FOUND A NEW FAMILY IN THE CREW. THAT'S WHY I'LL KEEP PROTECTING THEM, NO MATTER WHAT.

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.

Time travel, bringing up my past to anyone, that stupid li'l bitch, Eggs, unsolicited requests fer romantic advice, time travel, when Slick does something stupid, time travel, stomachaches, losing in ANY GAME (which, thankfully, I've yet to have done), and have I mentioned I FUCKING HATE TIME TRAVEL?

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

LESSEE... COOKING, EATING, GAMBLING, AND INDULGING IN MY ROMANTIC SIDE.

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?

In more ways than one... WHAT'RE YOU ASKING ME FER? DONTCHA GOT BETTER THINGS TA DO?!

13. Ever... killed anyone before?

I'd rather not talk about it.

14. What kind of animal are you?

IF I HAD TA PICK ONE, I GUESS I'M A BIG, CUDDLY GRIZZLY BEAR!

15. Name your worst habits?

I take a LOT of risks. BIG RISKS. Plus, I got a pretty bad temper. Not to mention I tend ta eat things I'm not supposed to... Thinking about it, I'm a walking set o' bad habits!

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

REALLY, I SEEM TO BE LOOKING DOWN AT EVERYONE.

17. Gay, straight, or bi?

HETEROSEXUAL BIROMANTIC.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN~

18. Do you go to school?

I GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL AND ALL THAT. I WENT TO CULINARY SCHOOL FER A BIT, BUT DROPPED OUT AFTER A FEW MONTHS.

19. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?

MARRY? HELL, YEAH! To be eternally committed to the one person you love... *sighs*

KIDS... Er, I'm on the fence. 'Sides, I already got Deuce to take care of. I dunno if I want another.

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?

I DUNNO IF I SHOULD CALL 'EM FANS, BUT A LOTTA PEOPLE HAVE COME UP TO ME, ASKING FER A LITTLE BIT O' THIS.

21. What are you most afraid of?

NOTHING, REALLY... Except zombies. *shudders*

22. What do you usually wear?

EH, BLOUSES 'N SUITS 'N STUFF. BUT IF IT FITS AND MAKES ME LOOK GOOD, I'LL WEAR JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.

24. Do you wish this quiz was over?

Really, I don't care--

25. Well, it's still not over!

You didn't even let me finish. ._.

27. How many friends do you have?

IF I INCLUDE THE CREW, THAT'S AT LEAST THREE. BUT I'M WILLING TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH ANYONE, IF THEY'RE NICE ENOUGH.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

MMM... PIE. UuU

29. Alright. What's your favorite food?

WAX LIPS. I dunno if yer actually supposed ta eat them, BUT WHAT THE HELL? THEY'RE TASTY AS FUCK!

30. Favorite drink?

BEER OR WINE. BUT ONLY THE FINEST!

31. What's your favorite place?

I'VE ALWAYS FELT AT HOME IN A CASINO, BUT IF I HAD THE CHOICE, I'D LOVE TO GO TO A FANCY RESTAURANT WITH SOMEONE.

32. Are you interested in anyone~?

N-no... *thinking of Droog* >///<

33. If you're a girl, what's your cup size? If you're a guy, how big are you?

I'M BIG, AND I'M PROUD OF IT! *pats belly*

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

NEITHER. I SINK LIKE A STONE.

35. What's your type?

I like a person who's beautiful, intelligent, and business-oriented. But I also like 'em feisty, with a bit of that rugged flair. Really, when it comes down to it, I like all kinds!

36. Any fetishes?

It's not really a fetish, per se, but I do like a woman who's well-dressed.

37. Seme or uke?

WHAT FUCKIN' LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING?

38. Camping or indoors?

INDOORS OR OUTDOORS, I CAN ADAPT TO ANYTHING. I'M A SURVIVOR.

39. Are you still wanting the quiz to end?

I really don't mind answering some more questions, but--

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WELL, I NOTICED THAT SLICK AND FEMALE DROOG WERE DOIN' THIS, AND I THOUGHT "HEY, WHY NOT?"

1. What is/are your name(s)?

HEARTS BOXCARS. THOUGH I USED TO BE HAROLD BEHRMANN.

2. Do you know why you were named that?

MY BIRTH NAME'S SOMETHING MY PARENTS PICKED OUT. BUT MY CURRENT NAME COMES FROM MY BIG HEART, AND THE FACT THAT I'M ALWAYS ROLLING BOXCARS!

3. Are you single or taken?

SINGLE, BABY~

4. Have any abilities or powers?

STRONGER THAN THE AVERAGE MAN, CAN EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, AND I HAVE THE BEST LUCK WITH CASINO GAMES.

5. Stop being a Mary-sue!

HA HA HA! YOU KIDS AND YER CRAZY-ASS SLANG! XD

6. What's your eye color?

GRAY.

7. How about hair color?

KIND OF A DARKISH RED. I THOUGHT ABOUT DYING IT, BUT I LOVE IT TOO MUCH TO

8. Have any family members?

I HAD A MOM AND A LITTLE BRO. THEY'RE BOTH DEAD, BUT NOW I FOUND A NEW FAMILY IN THE CREW. THAT'S WHY I'LL KEEP PROTECTING THEM, NO MATTER WHAT.

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.

Time travel, bringing up my past to anyone, that stupid li'l bitch, Eggs, unsolicited requests fer romantic advice, time travel, when Slick does something stupid, time travel, stomachaches, losing in ANY GAME (which, thankfully, I've yet to have done), and have I mentioned I FUCKING HATE TIME TRAVEL?

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

LESSEE... COOKING, EATING, GAMBLING, AND INDULGING IN MY ROMANTIC SIDE.

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?

In more ways than one... WHAT'RE YOU ASKING ME FER? DONTCHA GOT BETTER THINGS TA DO?!

13. Ever... killed anyone before?

I'd rather not talk about it.

14. What kind of animal are you?

IF I HAD TA PICK ONE, I GUESS I'M A BIG, CUDDLY GRIZZLY BEAR!

15. Name your worst habits?

I take a LOT of risks. BIG RISKS. Plus, I got a pretty bad temper. Not to mention I tend ta eat things I'm not supposed to... Thinking about it, I'm a walking set o' bad habits!

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

REALLY, I SEEM TO BE LOOKING DOWN AT EVERYONE.

17. Gay, straight, or bi?

HETEROSEXUAL BIROMANTIC.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN~

18. Do you go to school?

I GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL AND ALL THAT. I WENT TO CULINARY SCHOOL FER A BIT, BUT DROPPED OUT AFTER A FEW MONTHS.

19. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?

MARRY? HELL, YEAH! To be eternally committed to the one person you love... *sighs*

KIDS... Er, I'm on the fence. 'Sides, I already got Deuce to take care of. I dunno if I want another.

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?

I DUNNO IF I SHOULD CALL 'EM FANS, BUT A LOTTA PEOPLE HAVE COME UP TO ME, ASKING FER A LITTLE BIT O' THIS.

21. What are you most afraid of?

NOTHING, REALLY... Except zombies. *shudders*

22. What do you usually wear?

EH, BLOUSES 'N SUITS 'N STUFF. BUT IF IT FITS AND MAKES ME LOOK GOOD, I'LL WEAR JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.

24. Do you wish this quiz was over?

Really, I don't care--

25. Well, it's still not over!

You didn't even let me finish. ._.

27. How many friends do you have?

IF I INCLUDE THE CREW, THAT'S AT LEAST THREE. BUT I'M WILLING TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH ANYONE, IF THEY'RE NICE ENOUGH.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

MMM... PIE. UuU

29. Alright. What's your favorite food?

WAX LIPS. I dunno if yer actually supposed ta eat them, BUT WHAT THE HELL? THEY'RE TASTY AS FUCK!

30. Favorite drink?

BEER OR WINE. BUT ONLY THE FINEST!

31. What's your favorite place?

I'VE ALWAYS FELT AT HOME IN A CASINO, BUT IF I HAD THE CHOICE, I'D LOVE TO GO TO A FANCY RESTAURANT WITH SOMEONE.

32. Are you interested in anyone~?

N-no... *thinking of Droog* >///<

33. If you're a girl, what's your cup size? If you're a guy, how big are you?

I'M BIG, AND I'M PROUD OF IT! *pats belly*

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

NEITHER. I SINK LIKE A STONE.

35. What's your type?

I like a person who's beautiful, intelligent, and business-oriented. But I also like 'em feisty, with a bit of that rugged flair. Really, when it comes down to it, I like all kinds!

36. Any fetishes?

It's not really a fetish, per se, but I do like a woman who's well-dressed.

37. Seme or uke?

WHAT FUCKIN' LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING?

38. Camping or indoors?

INDOORS OR OUTDOORS, I CAN ADAPT TO ANYTHING. I'M A SURVIVOR.

39. Are you still wanting the quiz to end?

I really don't mind answering some more questions, but--