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(Opens on an interview with Red Scout)
Red Scout: "I don't think you appreciate the importance of a Scout in a team like this. I basically carry the whole team."
(Cuts to Scout struggling to carry Demoman)
Red Demoman: (Slurring)"I got legsh for a reashon, Brooklyn Boy!"
Red Scout: "You kinda lost the right to run drunk when you wandered into that minefield."
Red Demoman: "Joke'sh on you, I took it like a man!"
Red Scout: "You weren't the one who had to go in after the drunk man stepping on mines!"
Red Demoman: ""I'm not the one focushing on the drunk man rather than the minefield right in front of him, or maybe I am..."
Red Scout: "Oh can i-Wait, wha-"(BOOM!)
(Cuts back to interview)
Red Scout: "Anyway, with speed and agility like min, the batles get a whole lot easier. Almost as easy as firing off rounds with Bonk! Atomic Punch, the finest drink to ever bare the Mann Co. branding. Everytime I shill these things, I get enough money to buy my own yacht! Not that there's any place to ride a yacht around here............I may not have thought this through..."

(Cuts to Blu Sniper watching the news)
Reporter: "In other news, the seemingly endless turf-war between Reliable Excavation Demolition and Builders League United continues in the outskirts, with mercanaries duking it out to this day."
Blu Sniper: "Endless? Pfft, all ye need to end a war is the element...(Aims gun out the window)...of surpri-(Door flies open)-BLOODY MOTHER O' IRONY, WHAT THE HELL!?"
Blu Pyro: "Mmmph mmmph!"
Blu Sniper: "...If I pretend I understood that, will you leave?"
Blu Pyro: "Mmph?(Takes mask off...then second mask...then slips out of suit to reveal a scrawny girl)Heh, sorry, this gear isn't made for chit-chat!"
Blu Sniper: "Neither am I. Hint hint."
Blu Pyro: "I wanted to tell you we won't be needing to make any firewood runs!"
Blu Sniper: "Not where I thought or hoped this conversation would go."
Blu Pyro: "Some weirdo bought a bunch of yachts and never used them, so they just piled up outside the RED Base!"
Blu Sniper: "What were you doing outside the RED Base?"
Blue Pyro: "..........(Flashback to her skipping through Pyroland)Sugar, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! Ah, honey honey!(Starts hitting a pinata, with feint screams of pain playing over it)Hunting for candy."
Blu Sniper: "Put the mask back on please."
Blu Pyro: "Anyway, I chopped up all the yachts and set up the woodpile on or base roof! We'll have enough firewood to last all year!"
Blu Sniper: (Looks out the window again)"I can see that pile from here. I'm pretty sure those yachts were made from metal."
Blu Pyro: "Oh, thats why my axe lollipop didn't work!(Holds up a hatchet)I had to bring out the T-Shirt-Cannon!"
Blu Sniper: "T-Shirt-what-now?(Turns to see a bazooka pointed at his face)Oh piss."
Blu Pyro: "Want one?"
Blu Sniper : "NO! NO! NO! NO! N-"

(Red Heavy is making a sandvich)
Heavy: "The wheat thing's connected to the meat thing, the meat thing's connected to the cheese thing, the-(Explosion in the distance).........green thing's connected to the wheat thing."

Open to questions and RP's.
Free to use.
TF2(c)Valve

Description
(Opens on an interview with Red Scout)
Red Scout: "I don't think you appreciate the importance of a Scout in a team like this. I basically carry the whole team."
(Cuts to Scout struggling to carry Demoman)
Red Demoman: (Slurring)"I got legsh for a reashon, Brooklyn Boy!"
Red Scout: "You kinda lost the right to run drunk when you wandered into that minefield."
Red Demoman: "Joke'sh on you, I took it like a man!"
Red Scout: "You weren't the one who had to go in after the drunk man stepping on mines!"
Red Demoman: ""I'm not the one focushing on the drunk man rather than the minefield right in front of him, or maybe I am..."
Red Scout: "Oh can i-Wait, wha-"(BOOM!)
(Cuts back to interview)
Red Scout: "Anyway, with speed and agility like min, the batles get a whole lot easier. Almost as easy as firing off rounds with Bonk! Atomic Punch, the finest drink to ever bare the Mann Co. branding. Everytime I shill these things, I get enough money to buy my own yacht! Not that there's any place to ride a yacht around here............I may not have thought this through..."

(Cuts to Blu Sniper watching the news)
Reporter: "In other news, the seemingly endless turf-war between Reliable Excavation Demolition and Builders League United continues in the outskirts, with mercanaries duking it out to this day."
Blu Sniper: "Endless? Pfft, all ye need to end a war is the element...(Aims gun out the window)...of surpri-(Door flies open)-BLOODY MOTHER O' IRONY, WHAT THE HELL!?"
Blu Pyro: "Mmmph mmmph!"
Blu Sniper: "...If I pretend I understood that, will you leave?"
Blu Pyro: "Mmph?(Takes mask off...then second mask...then slips out of suit to reveal a scrawny girl)Heh, sorry, this gear isn't made for chit-chat!"
Blu Sniper: "Neither am I. Hint hint."
Blu Pyro: "I wanted to tell you we won't be needing to make any firewood runs!"
Blu Sniper: "Not where I thought or hoped this conversation would go."
Blu Pyro: "Some weirdo bought a bunch of yachts and never used them, so they just piled up outside the RED Base!"
Blu Sniper: "What were you doing outside the RED Base?"
Blue Pyro: "..........(Flashback to her skipping through Pyroland)Sugar, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! Ah, honey honey!(Starts hitting a pinata, with feint screams of pain playing over it)Hunting for candy."
Blu Sniper: "Put the mask back on please."
Blu Pyro: "Anyway, I chopped up all the yachts and set up the woodpile on or base roof! We'll have enough firewood to last all year!"
Blu Sniper: (Looks out the window again)"I can see that pile from here. I'm pretty sure those yachts were made from metal."
Blu Pyro: "Oh, thats why my axe lollipop didn't work!(Holds up a hatchet)I had to bring out the T-Shirt-Cannon!"
Blu Sniper: "T-Shirt-what-now?(Turns to see a bazooka pointed at his face)Oh piss."
Blu Pyro: "Want one?"
Blu Sniper : "NO! NO! NO! NO! N-"

(Red Heavy is making a sandvich)
Heavy: "The wheat thing's connected to the meat thing, the meat thing's connected to the cheese thing, the-(Explosion in the distance).........green thing's connected to the wheat thing."

Open to questions and RP's.
Free to use.
TF2(c)Valve