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Published: 2015-09-12 16:56:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 26036; Favourites: 454; Downloads: 174
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Poor Tiefling bard, the last of your party.This is your cue!
Play a song and make it hearty.
Because the next one on the menu...well, it's you.
I'm not a poet...shut up!
Anyways, I wanted to draw a dude for once. And since I've been listening to some D&D sessions. I decided to make a tiefling bard in a bit of a predicament.
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lol that's my charecter. The last alive facing the monster that my friends couldn't beat... and losing bad xD
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Hoo boy, that dragon is in for some emotional trauma, poor guy.
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Maybe dragon wants to be the vocals? 
Fantastic pic. Love it
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It woke up in the wrong side of it's giant pile of treasure.
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Looks like someone is about to get 12d6 of fire damage to the face. Make your reflex check!
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There are worse situations to be in as a bard, but this ranks fairly high. At least the dragon doesn't fancy itself a critic!
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I haven't ever played D&D. So I have no idea what is a bad situation and not. But I would assume that it's not easy to solo a dragon.
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Dragon: THAT PALADIN WAS OVERCOOKED! I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER!
Teifling: Uh - w-well, uh, he... was the manager, yeah! He was.
Dragon: Oh. I see. My apologies. I shouldn't have shouted.
Tiefling: I-it's okay... uh, I can just go-
Dragon: Of course! But first, um, hey. I hate to ask this one small favour, but...
Tiefling: Um... s-sure, what?
Dragon: The Manager, um... would you mind getting him for me?
Tiefling: Uh - but, I don't think he--
Dragon: *NOM NOM NOM*
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Mayhaps:
"Poor Tiefling bard, last of party,
This beast's cry is your cue.
Play a song and make it hearty,
For the next meal... well, it's you!"
...or something the like. balancing out the second and fourth lines makes it flow better, imho. Regardless of poetic merit, it would seem that the former party's frontline fighters weren't as hardy as they thought they were.
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They sure weren't.
And like I said, I'm no poet. So I'm gonna assume that they way you wrote it is better
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I'm sure the dragon will be charmed and will instantly warm up to him.
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No! ...NO, no, no, nope, no, nono-no-nonono! You don't want dragons to "warm up". That's what happens just before they breath fire.
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Our Tiefling won't mind for long!
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"Allow me to sing you the song of my people..." *strums lute* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
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I imagine that the dragon is so scary that the strings on the lute breaks. Twaaang!
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XD OMG could you imagine that giant dragon playing a tiny lute?
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I LOVE YOUR MUSIC, IT WILL MAKE THIS MEAL MOST PLEASANT!
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Is there a song that puts dragons to sleep?!?
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This reminds me so bad of the moment that my sister is playing her ukulele intentionally bad, and I really want to yell at her SHUT UUP 
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Haha. I think she would be a bit shocked if you straight up just roared at her. ^^
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