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Okay - this is the story. VERY OLD russian story (a fairy tale) so old, when peeps in Russia calls Russia - Rus'

So - Once upon a time there was an Babka (Granma) and Dedka (Granpa) and they does not have any family and there is nothing to eat for old poor peeps.
- Hey bitch Babka - Dedka says, - can u sneak to or neighbor and snatch a bunch of pepperoni make a some bread for dinner?
- Oh u old bastard i kill u right noew and eat all yer organs with a peanut butter okay - she answer.

And then she look at all thee corners of their house and scratched some flour. Makes some dough from it and put it in the old oven.

Well i will not tell full story for ye bitches. all that i can say. That bread which baked from oven was like a ball (kolobok) its very old Rusi bread for poor people without eggs milk and everything. Just water and flour. And that bitch (kolobok) accidentally turn into live thing and eat Babka and Dedka alive flee from old poor peeps. Then he met in near forest, where he is trying to escape, a rabbit > then a wolf > then a bear > and last one was a fox. With all three first dudes he sing a song like "i'm flee from Babka, i'm flee from Dedka, and from you stupid brat Rabbit\wolf\bear will flee anyways" and then he actually flee from them. But Fox was like - "ZOMG! i cant hear ye! can u climb to mah nose for i can hear clearly" He actually climb and start singing. and then fox EAT HIM! D:
Well that was a story. I told ye, I'm not good at fairytelling and this was REEEEAAALLYYY OLD Rusi tale. So fuck ye!

Description
Okay - this is the story. VERY OLD russian story (a fairy tale) so old, when peeps in Russia calls Russia - Rus'

So - Once upon a time there was an Babka (Granma) and Dedka (Granpa) and they does not have any family and there is nothing to eat for old poor peeps.
- Hey bitch Babka - Dedka says, - can u sneak to or neighbor and snatch a bunch of pepperoni make a some bread for dinner?
- Oh u old bastard i kill u right noew and eat all yer organs with a peanut butter okay - she answer.

And then she look at all thee corners of their house and scratched some flour. Makes some dough from it and put it in the old oven.

Well i will not tell full story for ye bitches. all that i can say. That bread which baked from oven was like a ball (kolobok) its very old Rusi bread for poor people without eggs milk and everything. Just water and flour. And that bitch (kolobok) accidentally turn into live thing and eat Babka and Dedka alive flee from old poor peeps. Then he met in near forest, where he is trying to escape, a rabbit > then a wolf > then a bear > and last one was a fox. With all three first dudes he sing a song like "i'm flee from Babka, i'm flee from Dedka, and from you stupid brat Rabbit\wolf\bear will flee anyways" and then he actually flee from them. But Fox was like - "ZOMG! i cant hear ye! can u climb to mah nose for i can hear clearly" He actually climb and start singing. and then fox EAT HIM! D:
Well that was a story. I told ye, I'm not good at fairytelling and this was REEEEAAALLYYY OLD Rusi tale. So fuck ye!