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Janus3003 In reply to ??? [2018-08-15 20:31:44 +0000 UTC]
That's Jordis. A running joke in the comics is that she's psychotic.
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cr1ms0nt1ger [2015-06-16 08:45:26 +0000 UTC]
She's the ultimate vampire vaifu and he's a guy who makes ovaries explode every time he says "lass" or "lad". And neither of them can be married. Doesn't that mean that their marriage would cause a rip in space-time?
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LizardNerd757 In reply to cr1ms0nt1ger [2016-02-05 07:14:38 +0000 UTC]
Or, Or....
It could explain why they can't be married!
Wait....no, that's probably wouldn't work out, would it?
Either way, this is my new headcanon. It has been accepted.
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Janus3003 In reply to cr1ms0nt1ger [2015-06-16 18:39:04 +0000 UTC]
All I know is that "vampire vaifu" is the most awesome term ever.
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krikr2 In reply to mivpus [2015-03-13 17:47:53 +0000 UTC]
you weak livered milk drinkers, can let your throats run dry,Β
'Cause there's just one drink that we will sink until the day we die!
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mivpus In reply to krikr2 [2015-03-17 02:59:29 +0000 UTC]
Drinking mead in the halls of Whiterun - the maidens and the men! We swig our brew until we spew, then we fill our mugs again!~
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krikr2 In reply to mivpus [2015-03-17 17:08:44 +0000 UTC]
You can keep your filthy skooma, It makes our bellies bleed.
'Cause when when we raise our flagon to another dead dragon there is just one thing we need..
by the way "filthy skooma" ? You pathetic Nords can't handle the marvelousness that skooma is.
It doesn't matter. It mean more for Khajiit.
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mivpus In reply to krikr2 [2015-03-24 20:26:09 +0000 UTC]
~ Nord mead! Nord MEEAAAD! ~ *awesome violin follows* ~ After the long hard days, of hunting and of war, our throats are dry and thirsty and our bodies drenched in gore. But we won't waste our evenings feeling tired'n feeling spent. We perk right up when we breathe in that wholesome, honeyed scent! ~
Skooma is basically Organic RedBullΒ
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krikr2 In reply to mivpus [2015-03-24 20:49:44 +0000 UTC]
That Cyrodilic Brandy, too fruity for these tonguesΒ
You can keep your fancy alto wine,Β It tastes like horker dung!Β
Balmora Blue tastes great to youΒ
but here we like it plain,
Just fill my mugΒ Of honey, heart and grainΒ
Yeah and weak-livered Nord can't handle it.
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Ilariama [2015-01-03 13:02:30 +0000 UTC]
That made my day x)
YUUP and another miracle of sound fan ^^
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Janus3003 In reply to Ilariama [2015-01-12 20:25:18 +0000 UTC]
I think anyone who hears Miracle of Sound instantly becomes a fan.
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XMystikJewelX [2014-09-17 04:10:44 +0000 UTC]
She married brynjolf? YAY! I wanna see them together XD
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Janus3003 In reply to XMystikJewelX [2014-09-17 23:40:23 +0000 UTC]
Problem is that I'm kinda leaning toward my crazy Serana/Dexion ship. Hmm...
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Janus3003 In reply to HungryScorpion [2014-07-23 17:14:45 +0000 UTC]
Meh, she didn't appeal to me that much.
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Devilactive [2014-07-14 23:27:00 +0000 UTC]
Serana is quite lovely. And her magery complements my character's tank warrior style quite well. They're very much BFFs.
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Janus3003 In reply to Devilactive [2014-07-20 00:12:56 +0000 UTC]
She's pretty, that's for sure. I just found her a bit overrated.Β
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cat5321 [2014-06-07 07:15:49 +0000 UTC]
Hooray for this and Miracle of Sound's "Nord Mead"!
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Janus3003 In reply to cat5321 [2014-06-08 23:40:53 +0000 UTC]
*cheers*
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Wiccix [2014-05-27 04:17:29 +0000 UTC]
Oh my daedric lord hahaaa
The chicken... love it...
I get so annoyed sometimes when she raises a body at the wrong moment. ><"
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Janus3003 In reply to Wiccix [2014-05-27 14:35:51 +0000 UTC]
Necromancy- not even once.
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Krissduhh [2014-03-07 08:28:35 +0000 UTC]
This is just too perfect.
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Hyaskus [2014-01-23 02:45:46 +0000 UTC]
Whenever I remember Serana is voiced by Laura Bailey all I can think about is a 14 Year Old Nazi Cat Boy killing a different extremely powerful Vampire...
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commander-rolex In reply to Hyaskus [2015-07-01 04:24:55 +0000 UTC]
You toke the words out of my mouth. Except I also thought of the physical embodiment of sexuality, a pre-teen with a talking scythe, kid trunks, a warrior-princess from the future, and the president. But seriously, the vampire thing got me thinking of hellsing ultimate
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Janus3003 In reply to Hyaskus [2014-01-23 05:04:23 +0000 UTC]
That from an anime or something?
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Hyaskus In reply to Janus3003 [2014-01-23 22:23:01 +0000 UTC]
Yes. Hellsing Ultimate.
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Myrethy [2014-01-05 03:41:46 +0000 UTC]
Is it bad that all I can think of at the mention of bacon strips is Epic Meal Time?
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Janus3003 In reply to Myrethy [2014-01-05 18:19:39 +0000 UTC]
It's not bad at all! That was the reference.
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Myrethy In reply to Janus3003 [2014-01-05 18:24:50 +0000 UTC]
I WAS RIGHT?!
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Chaser984 [2013-12-23 04:30:37 +0000 UTC]
Too cute!Β I know I'm a bit behind here, but do you plan on ever exploring Brynjolf and Serana's shotgun wedding?
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Janus3003 In reply to Chaser984 [2013-12-23 20:53:04 +0000 UTC]
I don't plan on it, really, but I'll do it if I come up with something I like.
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Legomega [2013-10-05 04:09:30 +0000 UTC]
I love the Miracle of Sound reference.
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Janus3003 In reply to Legomega [2013-10-06 03:08:12 +0000 UTC]
Glad you like it!
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ripond [2013-10-04 04:15:30 +0000 UTC]
Nord Mead! Love that song ^.^ wait, so did she marry Brynjolf or not?
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ripond In reply to Janus3003 [2013-10-04 22:39:48 +0000 UTC]
*applauds* woohoo! go Serana!
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Caaros [2013-10-03 23:37:50 +0000 UTC]
I don't understand the chicken.
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Janus3003 In reply to Caaros [2013-10-04 16:13:12 +0000 UTC]
Serana has a tendency to revive everything as a dead thrall. The chicken was going to be their dinner, but she brought it back.
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Caaros In reply to Janus3003 [2013-10-04 20:10:51 +0000 UTC]
Oh. I get it.
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KeyofDementia [2013-09-10 19:14:12 +0000 UTC]
I totally approve of Brynjolf. <3 This fangirl is happy now. Lol
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KeyofDementia In reply to Janus3003 [2013-09-11 08:31:50 +0000 UTC]
^.^ Although I will admit as much as I would love to marry the fuck out of Brynjolf, what they do to the whole marriage thing. And changing the person so drastically I would be afraid to marry him at the same time! It would flabbergast me if his personality suddenly changed and I couldn't recognized him, I'd be hurt too. D= My little fangirl heart would break. TwT
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Yabanna [2013-07-31 16:23:15 +0000 UTC]
Totes modded so I could marry her X3 who wouldn't love a hot sassy vampire?
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