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Published: 2012-04-11 03:29:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 5004; Favourites: 52; Downloads: 2
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Forever.
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Comments: 65

JazzlasterBoris In reply to ??? [2012-04-29 03:22:12 +0000 UTC]

no juj me i am ov yoonyun.

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imbored100 [2012-04-20 02:35:27 +0000 UTC]

Miss April

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to imbored100 [2012-04-21 05:24:30 +0000 UTC]

Miss Forever.

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Orbule [2012-04-15 06:38:13 +0000 UTC]

Extra accurate hammer for extra occasions.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Orbule [2012-04-15 21:32:33 +0000 UTC]

Chops and minces, guaranteed accuracy.

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Orbule In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-04-17 23:14:02 +0000 UTC]

Or your money back.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Orbule [2012-06-15 07:44:00 +0000 UTC]

No blacks.

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Orbule In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-06-16 22:22:10 +0000 UTC]

No exceptions.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Orbule [2012-06-18 08:16:35 +0000 UTC]

No excuses.

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Orbule In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-06-24 00:06:16 +0000 UTC]

But what if...?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Orbule [2012-06-24 04:52:45 +0000 UTC]

NO EXCUSES.

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Orbule In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-06-24 23:00:04 +0000 UTC]

You're not the boss of me!
Only my boss is...

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Orbule [2012-07-03 06:12:37 +0000 UTC]

WELL GUESS WHO GOT PROMOTED.

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Orbule In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-07-03 21:37:17 +0000 UTC]

You mean...?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Orbule [2012-07-04 03:24:37 +0000 UTC]

EVERYONE EXCEPT YOU.

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Orbule In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-07-04 05:10:32 +0000 UTC]

MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Orbule [2012-07-12 04:26:45 +0000 UTC]

STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE.

RIGHT THERE.

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Orbule In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-07-12 05:07:26 +0000 UTC]

NEVER! *flies*

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lucas420 [2012-04-12 08:33:04 +0000 UTC]

yes

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to lucas420 [2012-04-12 08:35:02 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

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lucas420 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-04-12 09:17:41 +0000 UTC]

yes forever

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to lucas420 [2012-04-12 19:48:19 +0000 UTC]

Yes to all.

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Spark-Blue [2012-04-11 15:16:10 +0000 UTC]

Apparently this is how she shows her love.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Spark-Blue [2012-04-12 04:32:13 +0000 UTC]

Love hurts.

Like a laser-sighted sledgehammer bayonet.

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Spark-Blue In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-04-12 04:33:52 +0000 UTC]

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mhm98 [2012-04-11 08:45:27 +0000 UTC]

UNUUUUU!!!
WATCH OUT!!
THAT SLEDGE HAMMARS GOT A NIIIIIIIFE!!!

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to mhm98 [2012-04-12 04:31:36 +0000 UTC]

The hammer lets the knife do the talking.

...Er, killing.

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mhm98 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-04-12 06:51:05 +0000 UTC]

Weapons dont kill...
Neither does humans...
Only knifes does...

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to mhm98 [2012-04-12 08:24:13 +0000 UTC]

Knives are therefore not weapons.

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mhm98 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-04-12 11:23:05 +0000 UTC]

Instead, they are murders

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to mhm98 [2012-04-12 15:35:16 +0000 UTC]

An abstract concept.

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mhm98 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-04-13 06:43:41 +0000 UTC]

... Of MASS CONSPIRACY!!!

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to mhm98 [2012-04-14 03:18:23 +0000 UTC]

For eternity.

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mhm98 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-04-15 21:51:53 +0000 UTC]

Forever accursed.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to mhm98 [2012-04-16 06:11:41 +0000 UTC]

For ever.

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mhm98 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-04-16 09:30:17 +0000 UTC]

Und eber.

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Starscreamer07 [2012-04-11 05:50:23 +0000 UTC]

I didn't take her seriously.

and then I saw the knife.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Starscreamer07 [2012-04-11 07:12:03 +0000 UTC]

The knife is what kills you.

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Starscreamer07 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-04-11 16:45:01 +0000 UTC]

is she a part of the Knife Party?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Starscreamer07 [2012-04-11 20:23:36 +0000 UTC]

The Knife has diplomatic immunity.

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Starscreamer07 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-04-11 22:01:18 +0000 UTC]

Until the bass drops.
Then no one is safe.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Starscreamer07 [2012-04-12 04:30:59 +0000 UTC]

No. No dubstep references. You have ruined everything.

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Starscreamer07 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-04-12 23:17:00 +0000 UTC]

My logic is undeniable.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Starscreamer07 [2012-04-14 03:18:34 +0000 UTC]

That's what ruins it.

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BlackJill [2012-04-11 04:30:53 +0000 UTC]

LOL Just...L OH FUCKING L.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to BlackJill [2012-04-11 04:33:40 +0000 UTC]

Get fucked.

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StapledSlut [2012-04-11 04:08:36 +0000 UTC]

This is.
The greatest thing.

I can't even think of something. My brain dead. Too perfect.

:suicide:

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to StapledSlut [2012-04-11 04:09:46 +0000 UTC]

Prize now, please.

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StapledSlut In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-04-11 04:14:39 +0000 UTC]

I want to mail you something but I have nothing yet! Maybe when I get a button machine I can send you a bunch of garbage you don't want? You might have to remind me when you see me posting dumb buttons online

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to StapledSlut [2012-04-11 04:17:33 +0000 UTC]

Can-do, braindead woof-haver. It was done in the name of love.

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