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JazzLizard — Cake, Inquisitorially
Published: 2007-04-07 17:52:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 2713; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 169
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Done up yesterday while I probably should have been doing something better...I just have to say, I love cake. All cake in all of it's various forms and flavors.
And oh yeah, never ask a Hikki to change her dinner plans, or they might end up involving you!
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Just so long as the cake doesn't have any of the following:
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
Sediment shaped sediment.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
Geosynthetic membranes.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
Anything on fire.
Cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And any proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
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Cake! Whoo. Hmm. Her breasts seem at a strange angle.
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She doesn't like you staring at her breast...
Sit down and eat your vegetables!
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FINE.
SHE WILL MAKE A CAKE WITH YOU AS THE MAIN INGREDIENT.
Hee hee hee.
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Ohhhh yes. I could say soemthing very wrong here about sandwhich cakes but however I'm female and it wouldnt be applicable.
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Probably. I don't know any jokes or anything involving cakes...
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Not really cakes, jsut sandwich (cakes)
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Well I've never heard of sandwiches being refered to as cakes...
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a Victoria sandwich cake. you know two layers with jam in the middle?
Anywya I wanted to ask, if I remember rightly you own a bearded dragon?
Only my brother is looking into getting one and I wanted to know what kind of enclosure you have for yours.
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Yeah, we have ours in decent sized fish tanks, i'm not sure how many gallons, maybe two and a half feet long, a foot and a half wide, and a foot and a half tall. We've got sand in them, about an inch or so, and branches and rocks for them to climb on.
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Ah right, do you have any blocked out areas or anything?
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Blocked out?
If you have more than beardie, you might want to have something between their tanks because they might get territorial, but I've found that my lizards like to see each other, and actually miss other lizards when they're not around.
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not to stop them seeing each other, supposedly you're meant to give them a blocked out bit or something so they dont get stressed. Though I dont know anyone who's done that.
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Yay Cake rules!! I love the expression she has, she got the 'you WILL have cake look' about her lol.
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Adorable ! I too like cake in all its various forms...This is a wonderful illustration...I love the background of the kitchen. Looks very inviting.
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I'm sure you would be welcome in her kitchen!
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Just so long as I wasn't on the menu.
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I really like this one, but her waist looks kinda odd. :/ Given that Hikki don't have legs, you'd think that their hips wouldn't be that pronounced- unless she's been eating too much cake, I guess.
Also, I kind of wish there were some perspective or foreshortening on the kitchen counter.
Love the tail, though.
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Um, well if you've seen the way I draw any of my other females, you'd know that that's primarily the way I draw their hips, especially on my nagas. They pretty much all have rather slim waists, as they get constant exercise of those muscles as they pivot their hips while slithering, and they widen at their hips to build up to their lower body and tail.
And the counter is at eye level.
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Oh, yeah, it just seemed kinda pronounced on this girl, is all.
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Hah, I remember, back in the golden years when I used to whether the paper and dice gaming scene.
We'd just finished off two demigods and had been teleported (yeah, crappy DM) to this city of stone spires, up in the highest mountain range in the land.
Things moved on after about two freakin' days of discussing the experience divisions, and we naturally were taken to the leader of the mountain dwelling reptile people. Upon a six sentence discussion that took another week, the subject of lodging came up. The decadent leaders of the city of cave dwellers were quite perplexed on the concept of a cheap motel, but simply couldn't turn down visitors on their most sacred of all festivals.
At this point everything ground to a halt, as I realised a very crucial and totally relevant detail.
Any word can have so many different and twisted innuendo's tied to it with the slightest adjustment of emphasis and pronunciation.
At which point, my very young, and therefore very twisted mind hijacked the game for just enough time to name and flesh out the concept of the holiday.
It was to be called, 'Cake, cake and Cake' day, it was to be held every hour, and interrupting or 'going against the flow' was prohibited. Anyone who breaks the ancient and steadfast traditions was to be punished with immediate, lethal, death.
The story failed to make it past that very millisecond as we would constantly be drawn back to lengthy discussion as to the full history, morals, traditions and... mediums... of the occasion.
~----~
Yeah, so anyway, this picture reminds me so, of my visions of the kitchen in which I somehow killed some really nice and really old lady, by simply eating cake.
...
I'll... um... go now, and... uh.
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If you refused this "lady's" cake, she would kill you.
And then cook you.
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Had the same choice back then, the cold blooded plus me, always equals murder.
No matter how well drawn they, or their kitchens, are.
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She doesn't know yet, but it will definitely be delicious!
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BLUEBERRY CAKE.
The freshmaker.
I shall leave now and let you ponder this.
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She does love all things berry...
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Heh, "Disco Naga" is back!
After reading that description, I guess I won't mind what flavour cake they have so long as I get to live!
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Actually yeah! She is the same naga, isn't she!?!
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Heh, looks like it. The change of clothes nearly threw me off till I reconised the hair
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It is cool. I like the way you do hair and your eyes..
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Thanks, I like the way this one came out.
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She loves you too, as long as you eat your vegetables!
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