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Published: 2007-03-13 03:47:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 203450; Favourites: 5098; Downloads: 2371
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Finals are approaching.I'd like to leave it at that, but I also feel that I should explain this a bit. So at the dorm cafeteria (Elliott's the awesome dude who swipes me in) you're allowed to take out two cookies, a pastry, or an ice cream.
But what I really wanted was cream cheese to eat with my crackers.
So I devised the devilish plan of putting cream cheese in a cone and bringing it out with me casually as though it were a legitimate iced cream. During the course of fashioning the cheese into something that'd look like soft serve, I noticed that it was quite adhesive, and played with the idea of smashing it against my glasses several times. But of course then I'd get skin flakes all over my cheese, and only very few people like that.
So I drew this picture out of curiosity and the fact that I know that quite a good number of you are, in fact, bedridden with madness. If you can't read what's written up there, that's because I wrote it entirely with my left hand. Anyhow, it says:
"No, that's the beauty of it, Elliott! You see, ice cream would just fall off, but this - this, my friend, is CREAM CHEESE."
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well... it's easier to read then my handwriting...
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I've added so much of your art to my favorites!
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Kinda done the same haha >.< oh also love you icon
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Always write with your left hand if you want it to look like an insane person talking. Unless you're left handed. Then you write with your right hand. (And if you're ambidextrous, i have nothing.)
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If your ambidextrous you write with your mouth or feet
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For the ambidextrous, hold the pen in your palm.
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No, for the ambidextrous, firmly clench the pen between your butt cheeks. Problem solved. No need to thank me.
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agreed, we need more people like you
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GENIUS!
i want to try thatn.
and the hand writing is awesome!!!!!!
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Only after my own dabbles in college thievery this year was I able to fully appreciate the genius behind this diabolical plan. Hat tilted, sir.
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Yeah, I've had a few ideas like this. None of them worked out, sadly.
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I like to whip hot sauce into my eggs; not too much, though [link] . I find it helps with the overall consistency and adds flavor.
I have eaten bits of plain cream cheese before. I think my glasses would tilt off if I did that.
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Every time I read it I just begin to laugh uncontrollably.
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this . . . this is cream cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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it was available in abundance!
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you really are quite awesome
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lol this is the first deviation i ever saw from you...
years later, i still laugh
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hahahahahahaha XD your left hand writing should be used for creepy fonts <3 perfect
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were you joking about writing with left hand? bc that looks good enough to be a theme font!
And, finals. That's all you need to say for bouts of madness.
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oh my gosh, that is too hilarious! 
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Bedridden with madness is an accurate description. Elliott is strangely noncommittal for being talked to by an ice-cream cone.
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Do you regularly address him with some sort of confection stuck to your face? Could be he's used to it.
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You are officially the coolest person ever.
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