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Published: 2014-10-07 18:42:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 207240; Favourites: 5015; Downloads: 1274
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I really want Andrew Garfield to cameo in an Avengers film as some random guy, pestering Tony Stark by asking him "Can I be an Avenger? Can I? Please?"Stark's answer: "Lawyers say "No"".
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Superhero movies all suck dick.Β
Except for 2.Β
Try again?
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The D.C.U has always been 'short bus' level but now it even worse
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Thank god Disney's got Spider-Man now.Β
Poor Fantastic Four though...Β
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Disney just got FF and the X-Men now. The Disney/Fox buyout got approved.
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That meme of Mickey Mouse as Thanos just got more plausible
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No... Micky has always been Palpatine.
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I think you predicted the future, with some minor adjustments.
In the trailer for Spider-Man: Homecoming, Peter Parker is pestering Tony Stark to become an Avenger... Granted he isn't played by James Garfield, but I think Tom Holland portrays the character with as much intelligence as he is here!
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In all reality lately DCU should also be on the shortbus.
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Hilarious in hindsight now that we got Spiderman: Homecoming.
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DC needs to stop "competing" with Marvel and just outdo Marvel. The DC Universe has far better characters to work with, so using them the way they are meant to be used, instead of relying on digital computer effects, would yield excellent results.
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Β Β Β Β hi how are you imΒ a good dcu film that did all that
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Any movie, no matter what it is can always be ruined by a terrible ending.
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So I wonder where Spidey is on this chart now.Β
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As someone who rode the short bus, I nearly died laughing at this.
Well played, sir. Well played.
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To be fair....Spider-Man was great, Spider-Man 2 was awesome....Spider-Man 3 was WTF idiots you could have stretched that into at least 3 movies and it may have been awesome....At least wait until Sam Raimi gets out so you can maybe get a director who likes Venom rather than hating him (I don't particularly like venom either)
Amazing Spider-Man was ...oh...reboot...okay, pretty good....if you hadn't undercut Parker's scientific abilities entirely...thanks....Amazing Spider-Man 2 ....still looking like it can pull out and be okay....but the hell is Harry being the first Goblin all about....GAH!
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Yeah that...pretty much covers it. Fan4stick would probably be at the back of the bus.
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wouldnt it be cool, if like zod comes to earth and is like "i need earth for a krypton colony" i know he could just go to mars or something...but whatever. then he fights superman and he starts lazering a family. and superman has to stop him so he breaks his neck! i know he could just cober his eyes with his hand or take off flying with zod to space. but its cool!
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Neither the original Spider-Man or Amazing Spider-Man were not that bad. Well except Spider-Man 3 but lets never talk about that horrible abomination again.
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Sam Raimi: I hate Venom...I'll direct your Spider-Man movies if I never have to do a Venom story.
Execs: Sure! We'll agree to that.
Two Movies Later
Execs: Sam! Wedge Venom into this movie, we want to get a spin-off movie going.
Raimi: Excuse me?
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HEY!!! I SAID WE WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT THAT ABOMINATION AGAIN!!! NOW I HAVE TO TEACH YOU A LESSON!! (Grabs aΒ belt and begins beating his computer) THERE, THAT TEACH YOU TO BE FUNNY PUNK!!!
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If it's the actors and costumes, yes, this is accurate. So far. But the movies were pretty good on both sides, it's just that the last ones were disappointing.
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Especially the Dark Knight. Honestly that movie needs its own category.Β
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OH MY GOD I AGREE SO MUCH
And the reason the Fantastic 4 aren't visible? Too far to the right.
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Now with Marvel finally getting the rights for Spider-man back,I am hoping that this highly accurate chart will change.Β
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i'm a DC fan but I agree to this order
DC's comics are just beter than marvel
and marvel's movies are better
fuckin logic
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Eh, the question of whether DC or Marvel is better is a matter of personal taste, there's nothing objective raising either one above the other and I've long since gotten tired of either.
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What about Batman The Dark Knight?
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Yeah,
that was pretty kewl
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well until the Justice League movie comes out
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idk,I'm a bit afraid that that's gonna suck,but still who knows,hehe.
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People were afrais that Ledger was going to suck and that The Avengers would fail. And look how that turned out. I have faith that our... esteemed competition will raise the standard and force Marvel to become even better. And I'll say that the reboot of DC lost them plenty of points in the comic department. And they got more bad comics than Marvel, courtesy of Frank Miller. But they also got more good comics.
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