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joycefungx — One Hundred Quotes - Day 51

Published: 2013-03-22 16:22:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 5790; Favourites: 368; Downloads: 255
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Description Quote by George Carlin
Part of my One Hundred Quotes project - please read my journal [link]
Quick link to the rest of my entries [link]

I hope this puts a smile on your face, thank you for stopping by
Have a nice day
Joyce

- For Italian translations, please check out the wonderful arianna96's gallery [link]
- School is monopolizing my time so I may not reply your comments immediately - but I will read every one of them, and reply later.
- Admittedly, each quote has its limitations. There is no need to rub on it. No malicious / nonsensical comments please
- Keep smiling and enjoy!
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Comments: 43

segura2112 [2021-08-30 02:22:34 +0000 UTC]

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ArtsyGoatAlan [2017-01-22 21:45:55 +0000 UTC]

I've seen this quote before, but I love it every time I see it. 

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Dandybyknight [2013-03-23 15:11:25 +0000 UTC]

love this quote!

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joycefungx In reply to Dandybyknight [2013-03-25 15:11:06 +0000 UTC]

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EonOrteaShadowmaster [2013-03-23 13:29:17 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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joycefungx In reply to EonOrteaShadowmaster [2013-03-25 14:59:46 +0000 UTC]

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Spazzboy911 [2013-03-22 23:01:21 +0000 UTC]

i fell out of a tree when i was young and landed on my head. my dad says i wasn't breathing. my little brother also had asthma when he was younger. that's what quotes like this make me think of and i think that's funny.

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joycefungx In reply to Spazzboy911 [2013-03-25 15:34:05 +0000 UTC]

I hope you guys are both well now. About the quote - please just try to see beyond the literal

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DavidCurser [2013-03-22 22:56:03 +0000 UTC]

yeah but standing around without breath is not that great. believe me i got asthma.

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joycefungx In reply to DavidCurser [2013-03-25 14:47:40 +0000 UTC]

I know. I may or may not have recovered, but I've had episodes of asthma as well. Just don't take the quote too literally

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natro267 [2013-03-22 22:48:14 +0000 UTC]

A little cheesy but still true. Personally i hope to have alot of both

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joycefungx In reply to natro267 [2013-03-25 14:48:28 +0000 UTC]

Your comment made me smile - and I hope too that you will

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natro267 In reply to joycefungx [2013-03-25 17:41:43 +0000 UTC]

Thank you Where do you find all of these awesome qoutes anyway?

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joycefungx In reply to natro267 [2013-03-27 08:37:45 +0000 UTC]

Even before the inception of this project I keep finding myself reading quotes off random web pages, and so quite a lot of these are plucked from my memory and verified by the Internet. For the others I Google and handpick them, using what I think would paint a smile on a worn face as my filter

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natro267 In reply to joycefungx [2013-03-27 15:57:04 +0000 UTC]

I know the feeling, i've done the exact same thing. And may i add that you're doing a good job finding those qoutes

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joycefungx In reply to natro267 [2013-03-28 17:08:53 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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o0whitexnoise0o [2013-03-22 22:43:13 +0000 UTC]

I really like this quote, thank you for posting it!

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joycefungx In reply to o0whitexnoise0o [2013-03-25 15:01:10 +0000 UTC]

My pleasure

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Ydera [2013-03-22 22:37:48 +0000 UTC]

Death takes your breath away, just saying.

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joycefungx In reply to Ydera [2013-03-25 15:03:17 +0000 UTC]

Then death would be the final count. I suppose life and numbers have no meaning without a limit.

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MusicofPoetry12 [2013-03-22 22:27:15 +0000 UTC]

Wow...

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joycefungx In reply to MusicofPoetry12 [2013-03-25 15:03:23 +0000 UTC]

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MusicofPoetry12 In reply to joycefungx [2013-03-25 19:53:50 +0000 UTC]

I really like it

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gvcci-hvcci [2013-03-22 22:25:58 +0000 UTC]

Meh, it's a bit too cheesy for me.

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joycefungx In reply to gvcci-hvcci [2013-03-25 14:58:29 +0000 UTC]

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daftPirate [2013-03-22 22:24:25 +0000 UTC]

I have no idea how to breathe.

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joycefungx In reply to daftPirate [2013-03-25 15:39:02 +0000 UTC]

Here's a breathing tutorial for you [link]
Just kidding. Hope I'm not wrong in taking this metaphorically or seriously, but I hope you'll be able to cope well with all that's on your plate

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daftPirate In reply to joycefungx [2013-03-26 00:09:51 +0000 UTC]

Heh, no, it just reminded me of this:[link]

Though figure if I really didn't know how to breath, it'd mean that I've just spent too much time having my breath taken away to learn XD.

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joycefungx In reply to daftPirate [2013-03-27 08:39:33 +0000 UTC]

Ah that explains it. Always've been weak at drawing lines between the jocular and the serious

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daftPirate In reply to joycefungx [2013-03-28 01:01:53 +0000 UTC]

It never worked that well over the internet anyway XD

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joycefungx In reply to daftPirate [2013-03-28 17:11:53 +0000 UTC]

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bitteryetsweet [2013-03-22 21:45:19 +0000 UTC]

But then it would be harder to breathe.

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joycefungx In reply to bitteryetsweet [2013-03-25 15:47:00 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps. But if it's for something that great then why not

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bitteryetsweet In reply to joycefungx [2013-03-25 22:04:29 +0000 UTC]

Ah, so there is something to die for, eh?

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joycefungx In reply to bitteryetsweet [2013-03-27 08:24:59 +0000 UTC]

Indeed

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Shinishii-is-Deead [2013-03-22 20:09:03 +0000 UTC]

Really Beautiful

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joycefungx In reply to Shinishii-is-Deead [2013-03-25 14:59:13 +0000 UTC]

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manny59 [2013-03-22 19:03:46 +0000 UTC]

The first time that happen to me was when I was doing back flips on a trampoline and I landed on my head, it took my breath away and couldn't breath for ten second. Don't worry I'm fine and it just simply crush my lungs a little.

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joycefungx In reply to manny59 [2013-03-25 15:40:59 +0000 UTC]

Glad that you're fine. Just don't take the latter part verbatim

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manny59 In reply to joycefungx [2013-03-25 19:37:37 +0000 UTC]

I actually said it as an ironic story trying to make you laugh.

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joycefungx In reply to manny59 [2013-03-27 08:26:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh, lol. I was never able to draw the line between the satirical and the irony, the jocular and the serious

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OceanSunset22 [2013-03-22 18:24:42 +0000 UTC]

True that, beautiful

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joycefungx In reply to OceanSunset22 [2013-03-25 14:58:41 +0000 UTC]

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