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For Voltlightning20 , Gpla-ster90 , ShinySeedot47 and Hritz123 .
Builder bits and other resources by me and Kphoria.
Sequel to: www.deviantart.com/kasden95/ar…
Alternate Names: SLC Wintertime Tales Part 12, Ratswell's Revenge + SLC Wintertime Tales Part 35

[Back at Orange Grove, on Wintergreen Drive, Dan is outside adding the finishing touches to the Christmas lights on the roof, while the three children watch.]
Batty: (voiceover) While Volt was praying for Kevin, Dan and Farlane were having to deal with some neighborly problems.

[Dan falls from the roof and lands in the snow.]
Carter: Good one, dad!

[Carter applauds.]
Dan: Okay, kids, prepare to be dazzled.

[Dan calls out to Julie to power the lights.]
Dan: Julie, turn on the juice!

[Only a few of the lights actually light up, and Dan admires his handiwork, while the kids are less than impressed.]
Dan: What do you think, kids?
Silvia: Nice try, dad.

[Carter groans, even though more lights DO come on. Harry Cedar, the Masked Phyto from earlier, is also outside, along with Cain Cedar and Abel Cedar, and Harry is ready to plug in his lights for the first time.]
Harry: Just hold your horses, son. Hey, Thompson!
Dan: What is it, Cedar?
Harry: Do you think this looks okay?

[As he plugs the lights in, the entire Cedar house lights up, including a talking Santa Claus on the roof.]
Talking Santa Claus: Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho...

[The lights illuminate everyone's faces and much to Dan's dismay; his kids are very impressed at Harry's display of lights.]
Silvia: Oh!
Carter: Oh, neato!

[Dan still manages to criticize Harry's work, obviously jealous over the fact Harry's display is better than his own.]
Dan: It's too bright. I oughta... Cedar. What a big showoff.

[Now at Patrick and Tillia Gooseford's on Spork Street, Farlane and Alexandra are sitting with them.]
Farlane: So, uh, you guys know that Rudolph is on, right?
Alexandra: (nudges Farlane) Farlane!
Tilia: Thank you for the lovely gingerbread house, Alexandra.
Patrick: Oh, yeah! It's perfect for all the happy, active denizens of Earthbread. (bites a Droid cookie's legs off) Except for the robot with busted legs! Look at the parents telling their kids not to stare. "How do his turbo boost legs work, Mommy?" Well, I've got news for you, Becky. Not so well! (crumbles up the cookies) And to think my cousin Scrap managed to help 4 people save this entire planet despite his malfunctions... I have similar malfunctions, but in my legs, and I'm a cop, for Hikari and Yami's sake! A COP!!! (chugs down a bottle of eggnog)
Tillia: Patrick, you promised. It's Christmas. (to Farlane and Alexandra) Patrick had his accident at Christmas time.

[Alexandra laughs nervously.]
Carolers: (outside) "Check the balls on Uncle Charlie, fa la la la la, la la la la!"
Farlane: (gets out of the chair) Yes! (runs to the door) Time to go a-wassailing!

[Farlane checks the door, revealing the carolers as Zahirif(with Skewer Stag antlers on his head) AND a Wizlock.]
Glen: Hey, Farlane!
Zahirif: Hi! I'm Prancer!
Alexandra: Hey, why don't you take Patrick along?
Farlane: Yeah, Alexandra. That'll be about as much fun as a lecture on ontological empiricism.
Alexandra: What?
Farlane: What?
Alexandra: Honey, he could use some Christmas spirit. For me? Please?
Farlane: All right. But you owe me later, under the mistletoe. Open mouth, no matter how drunk I am.
Alexandra: Farlane, the gifts are hidden in the trunk. Don't forget to drop off the one for Toys for Toddlers.
Farlane: All right, all right. Hey, somebody give me a beer.
Glen: (tosses a beer to Farlane) Heads up.
Patrick: (now with Crab Drone legs) Yeah, Farlane, one of us has to be the designated driver. And I've already had four eggnogs. So I guess you're it.
Farlane: That's a good one, Pat. Way to get into the spirit.
Patrick: I'm a cop first and a buddy second. So don't think I wouldn't throw your drunk-driving ass in the slammer! (grabs the beer and chugs it) All right, let's a-wassail!

Music
Tomfoolery - David Snell

Description
For Voltlightning20 , Gpla-ster90 , ShinySeedot47 and Hritz123 .
Builder bits and other resources by me and Kphoria.
Sequel to: www.deviantart.com/kasden95/ar…
Alternate Names: SLC Wintertime Tales Part 12, Ratswell's Revenge + SLC Wintertime Tales Part 35

[Back at Orange Grove, on Wintergreen Drive, Dan is outside adding the finishing touches to the Christmas lights on the roof, while the three children watch.]
Batty: (voiceover) While Volt was praying for Kevin, Dan and Farlane were having to deal with some neighborly problems.

[Dan falls from the roof and lands in the snow.]
Carter: Good one, dad!

[Carter applauds.]
Dan: Okay, kids, prepare to be dazzled.

[Dan calls out to Julie to power the lights.]
Dan: Julie, turn on the juice!

[Only a few of the lights actually light up, and Dan admires his handiwork, while the kids are less than impressed.]
Dan: What do you think, kids?
Silvia: Nice try, dad.

[Carter groans, even though more lights DO come on. Harry Cedar, the Masked Phyto from earlier, is also outside, along with Cain Cedar and Abel Cedar, and Harry is ready to plug in his lights for the first time.]
Harry: Just hold your horses, son. Hey, Thompson!
Dan: What is it, Cedar?
Harry: Do you think this looks okay?

[As he plugs the lights in, the entire Cedar house lights up, including a talking Santa Claus on the roof.]
Talking Santa Claus: Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho...

[The lights illuminate everyone's faces and much to Dan's dismay; his kids are very impressed at Harry's display of lights.]
Silvia: Oh!
Carter: Oh, neato!

[Dan still manages to criticize Harry's work, obviously jealous over the fact Harry's display is better than his own.]
Dan: It's too bright. I oughta... Cedar. What a big showoff.

[Now at Patrick and Tillia Gooseford's on Spork Street, Farlane and Alexandra are sitting with them.]
Farlane: So, uh, you guys know that Rudolph is on, right?
Alexandra: (nudges Farlane) Farlane!
Tilia: Thank you for the lovely gingerbread house, Alexandra.
Patrick: Oh, yeah! It's perfect for all the happy, active denizens of Earthbread. (bites a Droid cookie's legs off) Except for the robot with busted legs! Look at the parents telling their kids not to stare. "How do his turbo boost legs work, Mommy?" Well, I've got news for you, Becky. Not so well! (crumbles up the cookies) And to think my cousin Scrap managed to help 4 people save this entire planet despite his malfunctions... I have similar malfunctions, but in my legs, and I'm a cop, for Hikari and Yami's sake! A COP!!! (chugs down a bottle of eggnog)
Tillia: Patrick, you promised. It's Christmas. (to Farlane and Alexandra) Patrick had his accident at Christmas time.

[Alexandra laughs nervously.]
Carolers: (outside) "Check the balls on Uncle Charlie, fa la la la la, la la la la!"
Farlane: (gets out of the chair) Yes! (runs to the door) Time to go a-wassailing!

[Farlane checks the door, revealing the carolers as Zahirif(with Skewer Stag antlers on his head) AND a Wizlock.]
Glen: Hey, Farlane!
Zahirif: Hi! I'm Prancer!
Alexandra: Hey, why don't you take Patrick along?
Farlane: Yeah, Alexandra. That'll be about as much fun as a lecture on ontological empiricism.
Alexandra: What?
Farlane: What?
Alexandra: Honey, he could use some Christmas spirit. For me? Please?
Farlane: All right. But you owe me later, under the mistletoe. Open mouth, no matter how drunk I am.
Alexandra: Farlane, the gifts are hidden in the trunk. Don't forget to drop off the one for Toys for Toddlers.
Farlane: All right, all right. Hey, somebody give me a beer.
Glen: (tosses a beer to Farlane) Heads up.
Patrick: (now with Crab Drone legs) Yeah, Farlane, one of us has to be the designated driver. And I've already had four eggnogs. So I guess you're it.
Farlane: That's a good one, Pat. Way to get into the spirit.
Patrick: I'm a cop first and a buddy second. So don't think I wouldn't throw your drunk-driving ass in the slammer! (grabs the beer and chugs it) All right, let's a-wassail!

Music
Tomfoolery - David Snell