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In this Alternate Universe Clyde is just one of Lincoln's class mates he sees occasionally and who moves to the city. Ronnie Anne is Lincoln's best friend who tries hard to remain his best friend and even though they have a crush on each other they try hard not to ruin the friendship with romance so they remain just friends but some times can't help it.

This is the Ronnie Anne replaces Clyde version of "Get the Message"

Lincoln: "One minute I'm electric-sliding with the undead, and the next..." [groans] "IT'S ALL LORI'S FAULT!"

Ronnie Anne: [holding the goggles] "I can't believe it!"

Lincoln: "I know! She didn't even say sorry!"

Ronnie Anne: [annoyed ] "No Lame-o I can't believe you think Lori did this on purpose. She probably kicked them by accident and left to buy you a new game thingy. Which can't be cheap. What are you doing taking your game to the bathroom any way?

Lincoln: No way this is an accident Ronnie ! Lori's a monster! All she cares about is talking on her stupid phone! Well, I'm going to give her a call she'll never forget..."

Ronnie Anne: Ronnie Anne puts her hand to her face and sighs deeply in frustration. "You're not about to do some thing stupid are you?"

[Lincoln looks in his drawer and pulls out a sheet of paper and shows it to Ronnie.]

Ronnie Anne : "Why 'blank' is the worst sister ever?"

Lincoln: [evilly] "I knew this would come in handy someday. I just didn't know which sister would be getting it."

Ronnie Anne: [ slaps Lincoln's arm away as he tries to lean on her ] "Hey don't use me to lean on and do your evil writing."

Lincoln: Fine I don't need to I have it memorized.

Ronnie Anne: You're not going to do some thing stupid like slip that note under her door Lame-O? Look I know girls and Lori would never... You're not listening to a word I say are you Lincoln Loud? Fine just dial that duck. You're doing some thing even dumber then slipping her a note.

Lincoln [dials Lori's phone number on his duck phone.]

Ronnie Anne: You know this is going to turn out to all be a huge miss understanding Lori's not the monster you think she is. Oi Why are you being so stubborn?

[While Lincoln is waiting, Luna is jamming, and riffs to the last note of Lori's ringtone.]
Lincoln: [impatient] "Agh. Must be charging her phone. No worries. I'll just leave it on her voicemail."
Voicemail: "Hey, this is Lori. You know what to do."
[Beep]
Lincoln: "Hey, Lori. It's your dear brother, Lincoln. There's something I've been meaning to tell you. You are..." [goes into a blindingly raging rant about Lori; Luna comes into his room and rocks out to censor the harsh and foul message for any profanity it may contain, all the while Ronnie watches in despair

finishing up.] "AND THAT IS WHY YOU ARE THE WORST SISTER EVER!!!" [hangs up] "What do you think, Ronnie Anne?"

Ronnie Anne: "I think you know nothing about girls despite living with ten of them and you deserve whatever punishment Lori gives you."

Lori: "Hey, bro. I just wanna say I'm so sorry I stepped on your stupid toy. So I went out and bought you a stupid new one."
Lincoln: [shocked at her generosity] "You did what now?"
Lori: [hands him new glasses] "Also, I'm very impressed you didn't freak out over this. Very mature."
Lincoln: [nervously chuckles] "Yep. That's me. Mr. Mature."

Ronnie Anne: See I told you. But do you listen to me? NO and...now you're giving me that look.

Lincoln: "What look?"

Ronnie Anne: "The I have an overly convoluted yet some how brilliant plan to save my own skin look" she points out "Those lame schemes only work like 50% of the time and there normally you centered."

the rest of the episode plays out like it always did except Ronnie Anne is very reluctant to help Lincoln who ignored her the whole time. until

As Lori comes upstairs Ronnie Anne stops her

Ronnie Anne: Lori Hey!

Lori : What's up twerp? Can you make it fast I'm kind of busy.

Ronnie Anne: As some one who looks up to you as a big sister I need some advice, Advice... about boys

Lori's eyes light up with excitement and she drags Ronnie Anne to the kitchen overly excited to give her boy advice.

Lori: I never thought this day would come ! Im so excited for you. So what's the 1st thing you want to know about Lincoln? I know I prepared a list just for this very moment. You two are going to have such an adorable wedding!

Lincoln is able to retrieve and delete the message with out farther interruptions. but pore Ronnie Anne has to endure Lori's shipping fantasies about her and Lincoln's future together. The expression on her face gets progressively more annoyed as Lori starts naming her hypothetical children.

Lori checks her messages ALL of them are from Bobby, Lincoln's is gone.

Ronnie Annie looks none to happy with him.

Lincoln said "So how did the talk with Lori go?

Ronnie Anne : "You want to know how the talk with Lori went? Lincoln, you just made me sit threw the most embarrassing conversation that love struck control freak ever made me go threw five minuets of my life gone because YOU had to be a moron and send some stupid message based on some stupid note after all you put me threw, its not Lori you have to worry about !"

She stands up looking mad.

Lincoln : "that reminds me what ever happened to that note any how?"

upstairs, then other sisters find it. Since it never got filled in the black is still there and they argue over who the note was meant for. Now Ronnie Anne, Lynn, Lucy, Lisa (who analyzed the hand writing) , Luan, Leni and Luna are all chasing after him. The twins are eating there doughnuts in the background and Lori remains unaware of what was going on.

Description
In this Alternate Universe Clyde is just one of Lincoln's class mates he sees occasionally and who moves to the city. Ronnie Anne is Lincoln's best friend who tries hard to remain his best friend and even though they have a crush on each other they try hard not to ruin the friendship with romance so they remain just friends but some times can't help it.

This is the Ronnie Anne replaces Clyde version of "Get the Message"

Lincoln: "One minute I'm electric-sliding with the undead, and the next..." [groans] "IT'S ALL LORI'S FAULT!"

Ronnie Anne: [holding the goggles] "I can't believe it!"

Lincoln: "I know! She didn't even say sorry!"

Ronnie Anne: [annoyed ] "No Lame-o I can't believe you think Lori did this on purpose. She probably kicked them by accident and left to buy you a new game thingy. Which can't be cheap. What are you doing taking your game to the bathroom any way?

Lincoln: No way this is an accident Ronnie ! Lori's a monster! All she cares about is talking on her stupid phone! Well, I'm going to give her a call she'll never forget..."

Ronnie Anne: Ronnie Anne puts her hand to her face and sighs deeply in frustration. "You're not about to do some thing stupid are you?"

[Lincoln looks in his drawer and pulls out a sheet of paper and shows it to Ronnie.]

Ronnie Anne : "Why 'blank' is the worst sister ever?"

Lincoln: [evilly] "I knew this would come in handy someday. I just didn't know which sister would be getting it."

Ronnie Anne: [ slaps Lincoln's arm away as he tries to lean on her ] "Hey don't use me to lean on and do your evil writing."

Lincoln: Fine I don't need to I have it memorized.

Ronnie Anne: You're not going to do some thing stupid like slip that note under her door Lame-O? Look I know girls and Lori would never... You're not listening to a word I say are you Lincoln Loud? Fine just dial that duck. You're doing some thing even dumber then slipping her a note.

Lincoln [dials Lori's phone number on his duck phone.]

Ronnie Anne: You know this is going to turn out to all be a huge miss understanding Lori's not the monster you think she is. Oi Why are you being so stubborn?

[While Lincoln is waiting, Luna is jamming, and riffs to the last note of Lori's ringtone.]
Lincoln: [impatient] "Agh. Must be charging her phone. No worries. I'll just leave it on her voicemail."
Voicemail: "Hey, this is Lori. You know what to do."
[Beep]
Lincoln: "Hey, Lori. It's your dear brother, Lincoln. There's something I've been meaning to tell you. You are..." [goes into a blindingly raging rant about Lori; Luna comes into his room and rocks out to censor the harsh and foul message for any profanity it may contain, all the while Ronnie watches in despair

finishing up.] "AND THAT IS WHY YOU ARE THE WORST SISTER EVER!!!" [hangs up] "What do you think, Ronnie Anne?"

Ronnie Anne: "I think you know nothing about girls despite living with ten of them and you deserve whatever punishment Lori gives you."

Lori: "Hey, bro. I just wanna say I'm so sorry I stepped on your stupid toy. So I went out and bought you a stupid new one."
Lincoln: [shocked at her generosity] "You did what now?"
Lori: [hands him new glasses] "Also, I'm very impressed you didn't freak out over this. Very mature."
Lincoln: [nervously chuckles] "Yep. That's me. Mr. Mature."

Ronnie Anne: See I told you. But do you listen to me? NO and...now you're giving me that look.

Lincoln: "What look?"

Ronnie Anne: "The I have an overly convoluted yet some how brilliant plan to save my own skin look" she points out "Those lame schemes only work like 50% of the time and there normally you centered."

the rest of the episode plays out like it always did except Ronnie Anne is very reluctant to help Lincoln who ignored her the whole time. until

As Lori comes upstairs Ronnie Anne stops her

Ronnie Anne: Lori Hey!

Lori : What's up twerp? Can you make it fast I'm kind of busy.

Ronnie Anne: As some one who looks up to you as a big sister I need some advice, Advice... about boys

Lori's eyes light up with excitement and she drags Ronnie Anne to the kitchen overly excited to give her boy advice.

Lori: I never thought this day would come ! Im so excited for you. So what's the 1st thing you want to know about Lincoln? I know I prepared a list just for this very moment. You two are going to have such an adorable wedding!

Lincoln is able to retrieve and delete the message with out farther interruptions. but pore Ronnie Anne has to endure Lori's shipping fantasies about her and Lincoln's future together. The expression on her face gets progressively more annoyed as Lori starts naming her hypothetical children.

Lori checks her messages ALL of them are from Bobby, Lincoln's is gone.

Ronnie Annie looks none to happy with him.

Lincoln said "So how did the talk with Lori go?

Ronnie Anne : "You want to know how the talk with Lori went? Lincoln, you just made me sit threw the most embarrassing conversation that love struck control freak ever made me go threw five minuets of my life gone because YOU had to be a moron and send some stupid message based on some stupid note after all you put me threw, its not Lori you have to worry about !"

She stands up looking mad.

Lincoln : "that reminds me what ever happened to that note any how?"

upstairs, then other sisters find it. Since it never got filled in the black is still there and they argue over who the note was meant for. Now Ronnie Anne, Lynn, Lucy, Lisa (who analyzed the hand writing) , Luan, Leni and Luna are all chasing after him. The twins are eating there doughnuts in the background and Lori remains unaware of what was going on.