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Kazuv — Hans the Schocktruppen

Published: 2007-09-23 05:35:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 4069; Favourites: 72; Downloads: 118
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Description So I was playing Tannhauser with a friend, and he was playing Axis. So while all his viscious SS Officers fought my brave Commandos, Hans the lone Nazi Grunt Trooper wandered off through the mansion to... I dunno, look at paintings or something. Then, when the battle was over and all the SS were dead and the Commandos horribly injured, Hans just sorta walked back over and shot my Commandos in the head.

Now while no one wants the Nazis to win, the German Infantry weren't really members of the Nazi party. Nonetheless, they're the most picked on enemies in video game after video game. They're nothing but cannon fodder. Thus, I can totally support the underdog in this one. Go Hans! You're my hero! 8D

Seriously, look at the cute little helmet and goggles and gasmask and coat. He's like a little kid all bundled up by mommy before he can go play outside in the snow... only he's a WWII Death Trooper.
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Comments: 47

Gatejumper-13 [2013-12-10 00:59:30 +0000 UTC]

So adorable!

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Sarafan206 [2011-06-07 19:58:51 +0000 UTC]

XD too cute!

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Kazuv In reply to Sarafan206 [2011-06-10 08:37:34 +0000 UTC]

Hans luff butterfly. :3

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Sarafan206 In reply to Kazuv [2011-06-10 17:59:46 +0000 UTC]

:3

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Kophasbile [2011-05-15 05:53:00 +0000 UTC]

Not to knock or anything, but Tannhauser is based in a world where WWI never ended, so it's still the Kiaser regime. They do look very Nazi-ish though :3 Love the adorable Scocktruppen

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Joachim-Berger [2010-08-13 16:43:35 +0000 UTC]

cool! Did you know you used the plural?

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Kazuv In reply to Joachim-Berger [2010-08-25 10:27:25 +0000 UTC]

...crap

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psycopathicXclown626 [2010-01-14 22:40:23 +0000 UTC]

gah! looks like the repo man ! 8DD love it! *faved

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Tsukiyomi-sakura [2008-12-27 18:15:02 +0000 UTC]

Butterfly of doom! XD

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Kazuv In reply to Tsukiyomi-sakura [2008-12-30 05:16:25 +0000 UTC]

It's a pretty sweet butterfly.

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Tsukiyomi-sakura In reply to Kazuv [2008-12-30 08:04:09 +0000 UTC]

Indeed!

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xXshadowmoorXx [2008-10-18 01:00:43 +0000 UTC]

ooo a butterfly...."yes i said don't use the
Chlorine weapon there a BUTTERFLY!!!"

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Elly-Da-Belly [2008-05-08 20:18:54 +0000 UTC]

roflmao

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ziginz [2008-03-14 06:08:35 +0000 UTC]

His a happy death soilder!

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StahnKage [2007-12-12 00:58:02 +0000 UTC]

Tannhauser is the First world war turned on it's head. No Nazi in this world, just the German Aristocratic Reich (led by the Kaiser) and the Federated States of the Union (led by Thomas Edison, I kid you not) and the Russian Matriarchy (No idea yet, expansion Operation Novgorod just came out in France, not English yet). I've played, it's really good.

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Iamonewiththecheese [2007-11-27 03:49:22 +0000 UTC]

This is another reason not to take videogames seriously. When you're one person against a lot, you don't win...partially injured or not. Unless you use a rocket launcher.

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CrazyMorrifangirl In reply to Iamonewiththecheese [2007-11-27 03:56:40 +0000 UTC]

Whoops, that was me. I accidently got my friends account. I helped him make his account a while back because for some reason he wasn't able to make the registration work. It was probably some weird IP problem. This is the second time this has happened. I TOLD him to change that password.

Now that I have that out of the way, I was partly kidding. But for some reason that uniform (mostly the helmet) reminds me of Star Wars.

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spacemarinesrule [2007-10-20 06:47:14 +0000 UTC]

looks a bit like a death corps soldier from Krieg......

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Kazuv In reply to spacemarinesrule [2007-10-21 22:19:30 +0000 UTC]

...If by that you mean the Death Corps of Krieg were based off of WWII German soldiers, then "Hey! You're right!"

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spacemarinesrule In reply to Kazuv [2007-10-23 05:20:17 +0000 UTC]

nah..... i think germens look less sinister..... after all they didn't serve an eimmortal emporor!

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Valkyrie-5 [2007-10-18 22:48:10 +0000 UTC]

I can't help but chuckle from the cuteness. x3

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Iabeth [2007-09-29 19:44:38 +0000 UTC]

OMG you drew hans!! hehe hes cute! XD i remember u telling me about him XDD

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Kazuv In reply to Iabeth [2007-10-21 22:18:36 +0000 UTC]

ty :3

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Iabeth In reply to Kazuv [2007-10-21 22:59:08 +0000 UTC]

welcome!

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Lindsay40k [2007-09-26 12:20:45 +0000 UTC]

Good depiction of clothing, there.

Can I offer a little constructive criticism?

The use of the same black on the shadowed areas on Hand and on the silhouetted background makes the two merge, it's difficult to see where one ends and the other begins.

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ProcrastinatingPanda [2007-09-24 15:34:22 +0000 UTC]

Aww, he's just Mummy's little darling!
Sweetie.

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Kazuv In reply to ProcrastinatingPanda [2007-10-21 22:19:42 +0000 UTC]

yup yup :3

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ProcrastinatingPanda In reply to Kazuv [2007-10-23 22:20:55 +0000 UTC]

Forgive my hideous ignorance but what expression is ":3"?
People always do it to me and it just looks like fish-mouth to me...

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FireOps In reply to ProcrastinatingPanda [2009-08-23 18:27:23 +0000 UTC]

It's a cute smiling face....-thing...-emote

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Kophasbile In reply to FireOps [2011-05-15 05:54:12 +0000 UTC]

:3 Lion Face
>:3 Wicked Lion Face

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EmoFlirt [2007-09-23 18:29:21 +0000 UTC]

You've got quite a point.

They are quite picked on for doing nothing but following orders.

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Miss-Rios [2007-09-23 17:23:08 +0000 UTC]

i just noticed the butterfly rofl woflz

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KazukiFerret [2007-09-23 17:18:25 +0000 UTC]

The butterfly makes this magical.

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solemnwar [2007-09-23 16:59:43 +0000 UTC]

*snort* I like the idea that he hid and then came out once the battle was over and shot everyone in the head XD

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Kazuv In reply to solemnwar [2007-09-23 23:42:36 +0000 UTC]

He didn't hide. o: He was busy looking at paintings and exploring while his SS buddies were busy getting shot.

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solemnwar In reply to Kazuv [2007-09-23 23:57:24 +0000 UTC]

Call it what you want, I consider it hiding :U Good plan though, since everyone was too tired to shoot back, apparently.

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sitauset [2007-09-23 15:46:32 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE YOU HANS 8D

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Kazuv In reply to sitauset [2007-09-23 23:42:55 +0000 UTC]

Everyone <3 Hans. :3

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hiei14 [2007-09-23 15:19:32 +0000 UTC]

x D
Nice.
It reminds me of my brother. He'll randoly walk of at the worst times and then just pop back up out of nowere.

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SupineDragon In reply to hiei14 [2007-09-23 15:57:17 +0000 UTC]

Pop back up out of nowhere and shoot you in the head? D:

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hiei14 In reply to SupineDragon [2007-09-23 21:51:41 +0000 UTC]

Nah, just to be annoying.

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Kupocalypse [2007-09-23 13:59:56 +0000 UTC]

"Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!" X3
<.< poor hans

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richie42 [2007-09-23 12:38:48 +0000 UTC]

okay

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Kisdra [2007-09-23 09:48:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh, when I saw this one I thought you had played with Krieg's Death Korp in Warhammer 40K!^^

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GCPandroo [2007-09-23 06:53:10 +0000 UTC]

no preggyness!?! *twitch twitch*

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666thHeretic [2007-09-23 05:51:50 +0000 UTC]

What's Tannhauser? Absent minded nazis intrigue me and I wish to learn more.

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oljoe [2007-09-23 05:41:52 +0000 UTC]

good on you hans

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