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Published: 2019-04-08 14:35:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 15672; Favourites: 620; Downloads: 28
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Description This Mascot Monday may bring a tear to your eye...
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theZialex [2022-04-07 05:05:01 +0000 UTC]

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MariusWales [2020-01-14 21:20:45 +0000 UTC]

Makes sense.

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MrRemoraman [2019-09-06 01:15:06 +0000 UTC]

........my wife said this to me once too...

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Uxiqiu In reply to MrRemoraman [2020-04-18 15:12:54 +0000 UTC]

yikes

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Gamer28 [2019-08-26 08:40:11 +0000 UTC]

I cry because I feel bad for the onions.

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Balmung6 [2019-07-15 00:22:46 +0000 UTC]

The key to not crying when you chop onions is to not form an emotional bond.

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Chiriel [2019-06-21 14:48:55 +0000 UTC]

If you leave that dark part of the onion (I think it's the stem) on, then you won't cry as much when peeling the onion

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Marvsamune [2019-05-31 23:10:15 +0000 UTC]

then? me too

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AnAdminNamedPaul [2019-05-30 04:48:22 +0000 UTC]

SHE'S RIGHT! LOOK AT THE ONION'S EYES WHEN YOU CUT THEM UP! LOOK AT THEM!!!! WHEN YOU CUT SOMEONE, YOU LOOK AT THEM LIKE A MAN!!!! >8U

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SkinnyZach [2019-05-09 16:44:03 +0000 UTC]

This made me laugh out loud, Kevin. Very funny.

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Salem-the-Psychic [2019-05-08 03:06:33 +0000 UTC]

LOOL

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DTJB [2019-04-17 04:47:48 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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BlackSnowWonderland [2019-04-13 15:00:38 +0000 UTC]

I'm a little bitch so I put my onions in the fridge to chill them out before cutting them up. Helps a LOT, actually.

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Gurdim In reply to BlackSnowWonderland [2019-04-25 08:17:19 +0000 UTC]

another option is washing them in cool water, but that's a cool solution too

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Randimaxis [2019-04-11 23:54:01 +0000 UTC]

*giggling* I don't even really know WHY I find it so funny... but *giggling*

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Scarecrow113 [2019-04-11 20:53:58 +0000 UTC]

Savage

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PuddingValkyrie [2019-04-11 20:05:32 +0000 UTC]

I'm laughing so much XD

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dragondoodle [2019-04-11 05:49:56 +0000 UTC]

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JustALittleAmerican [2019-04-10 05:39:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah!

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crackspid3r [2019-04-10 04:34:12 +0000 UTC]

lol Harsh.

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Lorde-Barao [2019-04-09 14:40:29 +0000 UTC]

Damn, she didn'tΒ Β 

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DarthLangdon [2019-04-09 12:39:01 +0000 UTC]

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MethusulaComics [2019-04-09 12:29:07 +0000 UTC]

well that escalated quickly.

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MtgamesGnM [2019-04-09 12:11:47 +0000 UTC]

Oof.

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Ross-Sanger [2019-04-09 11:44:49 +0000 UTC]

Onions also make my insides cry.

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Otaku-Seraph [2019-04-09 11:31:55 +0000 UTC]

..... Welp, she’s ded. >_>

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WesleyRiot [2019-04-09 11:26:28 +0000 UTC]

ahh this gave me a lol

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The-Golden-Knight [2019-04-09 10:38:58 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I hate onions...but more for the taste and smell.

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Nicholas300 [2019-04-09 08:11:53 +0000 UTC]

ouch, thats gotta sting

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DeadCobra [2019-04-09 07:58:54 +0000 UTC]

Funny

She is being a cunt

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MoppyPuppy [2019-04-09 07:09:04 +0000 UTC]

This is how my subconscious works.

Its a problem.

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DominusDREX [2019-04-09 06:31:04 +0000 UTC]

....PFFFT. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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ashimbabbar [2019-04-09 05:07:35 +0000 UTC]

it's maybe a little unwise to tell that to a person who holds a knife

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Dragonstar1278 [2019-04-09 04:28:35 +0000 UTC]

lol

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AngryFrenchKanadian [2019-04-09 04:26:25 +0000 UTC]

hahaha, that's great

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Ethyrial-ink [2019-04-09 02:52:17 +0000 UTC]

Screw onions. They suck.

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Edscott [2019-04-09 01:04:49 +0000 UTC]

That logic. It checks out.

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KCKinny In reply to Edscott [2019-04-11 04:08:24 +0000 UTC]

Truth.

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Fairy-Seraphim [2019-04-08 22:00:21 +0000 UTC]

More like kevinBITCH amirite

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PixelatedSprinkles [2019-04-08 21:53:30 +0000 UTC]

*insert airhorn here*

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CanisDiabolos [2019-04-08 18:29:30 +0000 UTC]

LMAO

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Jetvoidfox96 [2019-04-08 17:16:56 +0000 UTC]

Savage

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Toonime [2019-04-08 16:55:22 +0000 UTC]

It's true. Real men make the onion cry for daring to make them cry.

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ShadowRaven2006 [2019-04-08 16:11:11 +0000 UTC]

is it wise to get in the face and yell at someone with a big knife in their hands? No, but it makes a great strip. Thanks for the laugh

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RenegadeSpirit [2019-04-08 15:23:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh snap!! Hahaha!!

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DJPHOTOGRAPHY18 [2019-04-08 15:20:12 +0000 UTC]

I'm know how he feels. Β 

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zombieslavegirl [2019-04-08 15:12:32 +0000 UTC]

The punchline was the first thing I saw and it was still hilarious! XD

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zorro-zero [2019-04-08 15:05:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm not crying, something got in my eye! Damn onion ninjas, making me feel stuff T3T

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K-E-Y-K-O [2019-04-08 14:56:14 +0000 UTC]

OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

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Rogancryd [2019-04-08 14:53:46 +0000 UTC]

Clearly no one taught that girl to never insult an emotional man with a knife.

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