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Read more "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascot…This started out as drunken conversation between me and some friends at a party that then turned into a running gag between us on my tumblr. Now I must equate every movie I see with Die Hard.
Though I want it noted that the last panel is a joke. As a red-blooded American male raised in the 80's, I've seen Die Hard more times than I can count.
And if you don't know anything about Die Hard, here's a short musical video to get you up to speed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6c…
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Ah, yes, the whole "talking like you know about a show or movie you've never seen" schtick. Classic!
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"its like Die Hard with a SLED"
dude...
you have no clue how HEAVY METAL this sounds.
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Bruce Willis forevAAAZ - lol, somehow I've always liked him, dunno why... well, duh! - he's a badass...or something
Actually...just know the one with the hacker - the .. 4th, right? Dad hacker-dude he was like...
I've seen that movie so often - but always with ma dad. It ish "our movie" - I say. :333333
- lol.
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OMG that video
"Yippi-kay-yay, Schweinebacke" (-german version 
lala, omg, thanks, that made my day.
(p.s. I'm sitting in animation class >XDDDDDDD)
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I never saw any of these movies.
Still Hilarious
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You are missing out pal x3
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die hard two:
it's like die hard...except with "2" in it.
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2 the ranting gryphon was in Die Hard? Awesome! ^^
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This is like JHALLcomics but within JHALLcomics
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How to train your dragon: It's like die hard but with vikings and dragons.
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Homestuck. Like "Die Hard",but with weird time-y plot shit. UvU*
{Am I cool yet?}
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Lmao, K-Bo, how dare you compare movies to Die Hard without seeing it! (Yes, I did read the description xD)
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*had to watch the link*
Bruce Willis movie? I'm ninety-five percent sure my mother has it...
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This comic's like "Die Hard"- but as a comic strip!
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Oh my gosh, thank you so so very much for that link. XD
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Bambi like Die Hard gives me the image of Bambi going Bruce Willis on the hunter that killed him mom.
Bambi: YIPPIE KAI YAY MOTHER KILLER!!!
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I'm an European female raised in the 90's so I've only seen Die Hard a few months back with a friend.
Oddly enough, we loved it.
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-_- wat? "Never seen it?" Dude you're missing out LOL
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I've had too many conversations that ended with that statment.
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truthfully i never seen any of the movies you mention
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You've never seen DIE HARD?!?!
Well, this sums up the movies pretty well: [link]
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I'm guessing you didn't read the description. :T
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Yeah but I wanted to put in a reference to the die hard song anyway.
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But... the song is in the description
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Is is?
Looks
Oh, I must have missed that.
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Ah well, we all make mistakes from time to time.
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