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Isis: Heeeeeeeerb? Where are you? Oh let me guess. Yoooooooooooooo're *jumps out from behind wall into Herb's office doorway* atyourdeskworkingsuperduperhard!

Herb: Huh?

Isis: BINGO! And she wins! AGAIN! How does she do it??? *dances around and gracefully plops on the floor next to Herb*

Herb: Hey, hey! Take it easy! You've got a baby in there

Isis: Oh don't be such a worrywart. So whatcha workin' on this time?

Herb: I'm trying to figure out Poison Joke and seeing if there's a way that I could perhaps–

Isis: Booooooooooooringggggggg

Herb: *narrows eyes at her*

Isis: *gives him a cheesy grin* Ooh! You know what you should do?

Herb: What should I do?

Isis: You should touch it

Herb: I'm not gonna touch it.

Isis: Aaaaaaaw why?

Herb: Because I'm not stupid.

Isis: You're not fun either *playfully nuzzles closer to him*

Herb: Something tells me you're bored

Isis: How'd you guess??? Come on Herb. Let's go do something! Have some fun!

Herb: Like what?

Isis: I dunno, just go outside maybe. Go on a date or a hike or a walk or something! We're not gonna have much alone time together in just about a month y'know.

Herb: You're right, you're right. Okay, let me just finish–

Isis: *swipes his glasses*

Herb: Hey!

Isis: HA! I've got them now and there's nothing you can– WOAH!

Herb: What? You alright?

Isis: These are sooooooo weird!

Herb: Huh?

Isis: *stands up and walks around* Everything's so blurry! Is this how you feel when you don't wear your glasses? *tries reaching for a book that's farther than it seems to her*

Herb: Well, they're only reading glasses so..........

Isis: We should have a race right now! Like a blurry race! I think it would be rather hilarious don't you?

Herb: Well, it would be for me since I can still see. Hey, you should take those off. You're gonna get a headache.

Isis: What? You don't think I can handle puny glasses? For your information sir, I was a professional joustess AND a personal guard for Princess Amore.

Herb: I know, I know *smiles*

Isis: *freezes*

Herb: Isis?

Isis: Herb........... I..... I think the baby's coming!

Herb: *springs up* What??? Now??? Are you sure???

Isis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *winces*

Herb: Okay! Okay! Okay! *goes to her side* C'mon, let's get you to the hospital

Isis: *nods weakly*

Herb: *leads her outside* Oh gosh, how're we gonna get you there? It's a bit far...

Isis: It's alright. I can walk just fine *smiles and starts prancing around*

Herb: ........................................... the baby's not coming........ is it?

Isis: Oh it is. Just not now.

Herb: *chuckles* Isis! You scared me!

Isis: But I got you outsiiiiiiiiide~ Did I forget to tell you that I'm a great actress as well?

Herb: Guess so

Isis: Now can we please do something? A little walk at least?

Herb: Alright, alright. Goodness, how do you have so much energy?

Isis: *shrugs and starts trotting ahead* Keep up sweetie!

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They're cute

For those who don't know who Princess Amore is: [link]

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Isis: Heeeeeeeerb? Where are you? Oh let me guess. Yoooooooooooooo're *jumps out from behind wall into Herb's office doorway* atyourdeskworkingsuperduperhard!

Herb: Huh?

Isis: BINGO! And she wins! AGAIN! How does she do it??? *dances around and gracefully plops on the floor next to Herb*

Herb: Hey, hey! Take it easy! You've got a baby in there

Isis: Oh don't be such a worrywart. So whatcha workin' on this time?

Herb: I'm trying to figure out Poison Joke and seeing if there's a way that I could perhaps–

Isis: Booooooooooooringggggggg

Herb: *narrows eyes at her*

Isis: *gives him a cheesy grin* Ooh! You know what you should do?

Herb: What should I do?

Isis: You should touch it

Herb: I'm not gonna touch it.

Isis: Aaaaaaaw why?

Herb: Because I'm not stupid.

Isis: You're not fun either *playfully nuzzles closer to him*

Herb: Something tells me you're bored

Isis: How'd you guess??? Come on Herb. Let's go do something! Have some fun!

Herb: Like what?

Isis: I dunno, just go outside maybe. Go on a date or a hike or a walk or something! We're not gonna have much alone time together in just about a month y'know.

Herb: You're right, you're right. Okay, let me just finish–

Isis: *swipes his glasses*

Herb: Hey!

Isis: HA! I've got them now and there's nothing you can– WOAH!

Herb: What? You alright?

Isis: These are sooooooo weird!

Herb: Huh?

Isis: *stands up and walks around* Everything's so blurry! Is this how you feel when you don't wear your glasses? *tries reaching for a book that's farther than it seems to her*

Herb: Well, they're only reading glasses so..........

Isis: We should have a race right now! Like a blurry race! I think it would be rather hilarious don't you?

Herb: Well, it would be for me since I can still see. Hey, you should take those off. You're gonna get a headache.

Isis: What? You don't think I can handle puny glasses? For your information sir, I was a professional joustess AND a personal guard for Princess Amore.

Herb: I know, I know *smiles*

Isis: *freezes*

Herb: Isis?

Isis: Herb........... I..... I think the baby's coming!

Herb: *springs up* What??? Now??? Are you sure???

Isis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *winces*

Herb: Okay! Okay! Okay! *goes to her side* C'mon, let's get you to the hospital

Isis: *nods weakly*

Herb: *leads her outside* Oh gosh, how're we gonna get you there? It's a bit far...

Isis: It's alright. I can walk just fine *smiles and starts prancing around*

Herb: ........................................... the baby's not coming........ is it?

Isis: Oh it is. Just not now.

Herb: *chuckles* Isis! You scared me!

Isis: But I got you outsiiiiiiiiide~ Did I forget to tell you that I'm a great actress as well?

Herb: Guess so

Isis: Now can we please do something? A little walk at least?

Herb: Alright, alright. Goodness, how do you have so much energy?

Isis: *shrugs and starts trotting ahead* Keep up sweetie!

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They're cute

For those who don't know who Princess Amore is: [link]

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