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Published: 2008-06-02 21:26:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 2944; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 30
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Description Shits, a man cursed to produce fecal matter at an astounding rate. With no other options available, Shits created a steam-powered machine that pumps the excess excrement into a high-pressure gun. He fires his scatological volley at high pressures, spelling disaster for Manzelle and Cleaver Boy. Along with his brother Giggles, he creates a powerful criminal duo.
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Comments: 26

agentbeast [2009-03-17 17:36:01 +0000 UTC]

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fuckaname [2008-07-27 07:01:40 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahhahahah thats awsome dude LOL!!!!

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kjmarch In reply to fuckaname [2008-07-27 14:16:37 +0000 UTC]

Thanks fuckaname!

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fuckaname In reply to kjmarch [2008-07-27 21:08:26 +0000 UTC]

eh call me dan

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Dieman [2008-06-16 21:56:04 +0000 UTC]

Unsettlingly potent imagery.

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kjmarch In reply to Dieman [2008-06-22 12:58:56 +0000 UTC]

Heh, such was my intent

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Dieman In reply to kjmarch [2008-06-23 22:23:56 +0000 UTC]

Why on earth would Shits need laxatives if he produces fecal matter at an astounding rate? Wait, why am I so curious? Maybe it's because he's an odd, horrible superpowered being... they're my weakness!

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kjmarch In reply to Dieman [2008-06-25 17:50:46 +0000 UTC]

Well, while he does produce it at a rapid rate, in dire needs he made need an extra boost of fecal expulsion.

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Dieman In reply to kjmarch [2008-06-26 07:57:22 +0000 UTC]

It's really unfortunate that I asked further questions rofl. I don't know why!!! I think it's because deep down inside I may be obsessed with fecal matter, and cannons that spread said matter around. I-I can't help myself!!! ARRR

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kjmarch In reply to Dieman [2008-06-27 16:33:57 +0000 UTC]

Hah, it's ok. Often times the sheer weirdness of things can truly capture our mind

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Drawgasm-Designs [2008-06-11 23:24:54 +0000 UTC]

With that kind of power, he has no other choice BUT to become a supervillain

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kjmarch In reply to Drawgasm-Designs [2008-06-11 23:40:28 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, the poor guy. Destined to a life of crime

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Drawgasm-Designs In reply to kjmarch [2008-06-12 13:38:27 +0000 UTC]

same with the guy from Animal Man in the 80's, he gained the touch of death and admitted it was the only thing he could actually do. Grant Morrisson strikes again

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TheMacRat [2008-06-04 07:03:34 +0000 UTC]

Nice!

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Norcinu [2008-06-04 00:11:09 +0000 UTC]

Very original XD

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saber4734 [2008-06-03 20:40:56 +0000 UTC]

That is just nasty. lol

saber4734

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thepiepolice [2008-06-03 10:48:48 +0000 UTC]

lol great work fav 4 sure

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OlGreenDommy [2008-06-03 07:01:36 +0000 UTC]

Grossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgross

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BLUE-F0X [2008-06-03 03:09:55 +0000 UTC]

ROFL!!

That's nasty man. But in a good way.

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MangaAngel [2008-06-03 01:18:42 +0000 UTC]

yuch! hehehehe

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BadDogg [2008-06-02 22:18:51 +0000 UTC]

This is disgusting in the best way!!!!

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111239 [2008-06-02 22:16:02 +0000 UTC]

Shits and Giggles! You are clever!

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Jiraiya-joe7 [2008-06-02 21:48:56 +0000 UTC]

hehehe...gross

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timedestroyer [2008-06-02 21:44:30 +0000 UTC]

hilarious!!

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Joshua-JB-Bustillos [2008-06-02 21:30:03 +0000 UTC]

ewwwwwwwww

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BlackMage-13 [2008-06-02 21:28:38 +0000 UTC]

Well,

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