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kjmarch — Lard Launcher
Published: 2007-12-07 02:19:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 2823; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 33
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Here is another superhero in the Manzelle/Cleaver boy universe. He sometime teams up with the two. He is known as Lard Launcher. He is able to remove chunks of his fat, and hurl it at opponents. This causes Lard Launcher no pain and it quickly regrows. He is also able to fashion crude weapons out of his fat by mentally willing it to become harder. He can do this with his fat projectiles too.Related content
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EWWWW GROSS...Nice idea though...he must stink after a hard battle
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Nice. Is he based on anyone? I can't think of anyone who's particularly chubby and looks like that, but...
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Well, it's supposed to be Dex. (Don't look much like him though)
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Ah! I was thrown off by the blonde hair (I know he bleached it, but it turned out redder than that.) Makes perfect sense now, though. (And the blonde fits the design better. Don't change it!)
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Yeah, his butterscotch hair is quite different
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That is actually a fantastic power. Perhaps he could actually grow skinnier from detaching his fat and needs to maintain a fat heavy diet to keep himself stocked with weaponry.
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I can see it now...
Our corpulent conquerer takes on evil by flinging glob after glob of his bountiful blubber at vicious villains. The oleaginous offenders are trapped in their paunchy prison as the launched lard hardens, and our hefty hero, no longer quite so well-upholstered, sets off to find a mid-morning meal of a few dozen donuts.
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Haha! That is great. Good use of alliteration. If he is in a comic ever, that will have to be used
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Oh, i like that idea! That shall have to go in my Lard Launcher bio notes
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