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kjmarch — Lard Launcher

Published: 2007-12-07 02:19:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 2827; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 33
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Description Here is another superhero in the Manzelle/Cleaver boy universe. He sometime teams up with the two. He is known as Lard Launcher. He is able to remove chunks of his fat, and hurl it at opponents. This causes Lard Launcher no pain and it quickly regrows. He is also able to fashion crude weapons out of his fat by mentally willing it to become harder. He can do this with his fat projectiles too.
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Cyber-Bat [2011-11-10 05:02:18 +0000 UTC]

get some dinner you Fat Lard. LOL

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lou-ten-thousand [2007-12-08 08:59:00 +0000 UTC]

that is sick man! cool!

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Pencil-Fluke [2007-12-07 06:33:40 +0000 UTC]

EWWWW GROSS...Nice idea though...he must stink after a hard battle

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habib03 [2007-12-07 02:44:56 +0000 UTC]

soo..weird + sick = AWESOME!!

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RedSwitch [2007-12-07 02:34:44 +0000 UTC]

Nice. Is he based on anyone? I can't think of anyone who's particularly chubby and looks like that, but...

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kjmarch In reply to RedSwitch [2007-12-07 02:46:04 +0000 UTC]

Well, it's supposed to be Dex. (Don't look much like him though)

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RedSwitch In reply to kjmarch [2007-12-07 03:11:17 +0000 UTC]

Ah! I was thrown off by the blonde hair (I know he bleached it, but it turned out redder than that.) Makes perfect sense now, though. (And the blonde fits the design better. Don't change it!)

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kjmarch In reply to RedSwitch [2007-12-07 04:08:51 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, his butterscotch hair is quite different

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Little-Green-Cat [2007-12-07 02:32:38 +0000 UTC]

That is actually a fantastic power. Perhaps he could actually grow skinnier from detaching his fat and needs to maintain a fat heavy diet to keep himself stocked with weaponry.

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RedSwitch In reply to Little-Green-Cat [2007-12-07 03:08:41 +0000 UTC]

I can see it now...

Our corpulent conquerer takes on evil by flinging glob after glob of his bountiful blubber at vicious villains. The oleaginous offenders are trapped in their paunchy prison as the launched lard hardens, and our hefty hero, no longer quite so well-upholstered, sets off to find a mid-morning meal of a few dozen donuts.

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kjmarch In reply to RedSwitch [2007-12-07 04:09:43 +0000 UTC]

Haha! That is great. Good use of alliteration. If he is in a comic ever, that will have to be used

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kjmarch In reply to Little-Green-Cat [2007-12-07 02:34:30 +0000 UTC]

Oh, i like that idea! That shall have to go in my Lard Launcher bio notes

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Jiraiya-joe7 [2007-12-07 02:23:39 +0000 UTC]

hehehehehehe...gross.

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AdamAnt543 [2007-12-07 02:22:19 +0000 UTC]

Thats pretty cool.

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