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What "The Avengers" means to me.Related content
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I canβt tell if I like Thor, Iron man, or Loki more XD
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is there an "all of the above" option?
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No Bruce either. And if my calculations are correct, eventually we'll realize that Quicksilver and Vision will be left out...
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I kinda feel like that is actually how it is in the fan world. Steve wants to run and hide, Tony's confident they'll pick him, and the Asguardians don't know what to make of it. The Wolverine does. Logan is perfect, here.
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ALL OF THEM !!!!! XD
*EVIL INSANE FANGIRL LAUGH*
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Can I choose two... O.o
'Cause I choose Steve and Tony.
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Hmm, Steve's an old-fashioned sweetie (I love how he's blushing and scared, it's so adorable!), but Bruce is smart, adorkable and shy (where the heck is Bruce?!) such a tough choice.
Steve: Tony, having women choose us seems rather, umm poor mannered don't you think? Besides, I still don't understand modern women and I still kind of miss Peggy.
Thor: stupid human, I'm not a dating contestant I'm a god! Besides I've already told you, Jane's still waiting for me. Pepper (off stage): Tony, what are you doing?! We're in a committed relationship, we've been over this you can't just flirt with random women anymore!
Tony: I know, I'm trying to get the other guys girlfriends, they seem lonely especially Steve, he keeps moping about this Peggy girl!
Loki: I do what I want! So why am I following these stupid mortals?! I know I shouldn't have listened to Thor, you think I would've learned that by now!
Logan: what am I even doing here?! I'm not an Avenger, I'm an X-Men! I'm not even in this movie! Besides I'm kind of in love with Jean, who's with that Scott jerk.
Hulk (off stage): Hulk want girlfriend too!
Tony: we've been over this buddy, no girl wants a giant, green monster. You're going to have to wait to become human again!
Hulk (off stage): Hulk sad!
Clint (off stage): hey, Tony are there any women who want me?
Natasha (off stage): come on, you really want to be picked by some random woman you don't even know?
Clint (off stage): is somebody jealous?
Natasha (off stage): shut up
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Haha, exactly XD
Oh-hang on! Where are Hawkeye and Banner?? XD
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Thor all the way!!!!! t(o.ot) best one eva!!!!
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Is that Wolverine? Cause if it is, its a tie between him and Loki
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Yep! That's Wolverine. XDD
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Tony.
Definitely
Always
Forever
DIBS
Tony had been dibsed
no take backsies
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Tony. I love his sarcasm. Reminds me of myself, I use sarcasm way too much. Also his brains and how no-one but Banner can understand him XD
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I'll take Stark
his brain turns me on :3
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Thor, Loki, and Logan are all like "Screw you Tony we're going home"
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And thus is how me and my mother interpreted the Avengers. XD
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I will take Steve. any other bachelorettes that desire him may either carry their asses out the fucking door, or burn in a fiery pit of acid while being forced to watch the penguin from batman strip nude. thank you that is all. any complaints can be reported TO MY TAIL FIN.
oh, and if i do not receive tony stark along with that, i will make sure your soul mate intricately kills you in every way they know you fear.
so, at the end of the day, i receive this: THANK YOU.
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Is there an "All of the Above" option?
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i second that
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*high fives*
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I choose the cute American soldier and an asgardian prince. Throw in the delicious jotun one as well
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*Glomps Steve* I want the fucking Gentleman! >:3
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