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Published: 2007-03-31 08:27:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 117489; Favourites: 1760; Downloads: 2400
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Part of Jesus week over at Explosm. Corn is importantIf you plan on bitching about religion, don't bother viewing this.
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So Jesus is hanging out on the cross. He calls out to the crowd, "Peter? Are you there?"
Peter rushes toward Jesus, but is thrown to the ground by the gaurds.
Again, Jesus calls out to him, "Peter, please come before me."
Peter attempts again, but is beaten and ridiculed by the guards.
Jesus calls out a third time, "Peter, please, my dying words are for you."
Peter rushes the guards and by some miracle gets past them, drops to his knees, and asks Jesus, "How can I serve you lord?"
Jesus looks deep into his disciples eyes and says, "Peter, I can see your house from here."
commenting this again because moar people need to lighten up, mahn.
Funny comic is funny.
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Dude please don't rip off though, I was giving a reaction of how a Christian person would act, even though I am, but I'm not a christian freak
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Why the fuck would I rip off? I'm a Christian and people who react like that even though Kris Wilson puts a warning up (including the description) are just stupid.
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You got it from explosm didnt you?
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The funny thing is, that pepole say they are christain, and say "omg" and don't capitalize the "G" in God.
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i am christian and i am somewhat offended, but i still laughed
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i cant stop laughing, i bet theres a whole bunch of people who said: "om my god! how could you that, thats mean" and shit like that -.-
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I can't believe how much crap he's getting for this. xD
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That's genius!! XD
A Jesus Scarecrow!!! XD Why has it taken so long for this joke to happen?
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-isn't going to be the bible humper demanding this be taken down-
-will in fact be the podunk simple minded little girl rolling on the cold hard floor laughing her tiny white ass off at such amazingness, witnessing for the first in history as this causes the entire earth to orgasm~-
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lol i love how all ur comic things r so funny 
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o.k. i am christian but this is funny. funny makes up for blasfemy....(need spell check.)
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So much religious discussion >.<
People can't seem to drop the subject, even in the name of comedic art
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If I think of a crucified hippie, it's not so bad xD
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i did but never thought noon would post somethung like that lol i love kris no homo
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It is.
It's terrible...
But utterly hilarious. XDD
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im atheist so . . . LOL AWESOME XD !!!!!!
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Please clear this up for me, but how can you rationalize not believing in a god of some kind?
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Because there is no way to prove whether or not any god of any kind exists, so many people are incredibly sceptical about religion these days.
Answer me this, why do you beleive in a god?
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