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Okay slay! SFC7 is definitely a season that I had fonder memory of than what my actual opinions turned out to be lmfao. I'll start with the good here, which is that I like the overall story of SFC7. It's very straightforward and nothing new, but its fun to watch a tribe decimate itself in the pre-merge and then have the successful tribe completely self destruct because all of the crazies <3 I also love the Ventious boot, that is kind of classic SFC goopery, and overall the season has a lot of fun characters that do make the read worth it. Also I LOVE Ker lmfao. Ik MORP winners aren't exactly new or exciting in SFC anymore... but Ker was perfect to me. I think she was the perfect character to be the UTRP survivor of Ho'Aku turned challenge beast, especially up against Corsona and all of those entertaining psychos. Ryuia/Chloe/Phil/Dinah/Chrii/Manya are all amazing and definitely drive the overall narrative of the season. The issues of this season though that make it only SLIGHTLY positive for me, is that overall... everything about it is pretty underbaked. Because of the structure of one tribe losing constantly and then the other tribe dying off in the merge, is that... we don't really get to know anyone that well. The characters that aren't interesting are all on Ho'Aku, and the good characters on Corsona are all pretty sidelined until the merge. This would be fine if not.... for the pre-merge being 2/3 of the season and a repetitive slog to read lol and the merge, which is supposed to be the payout of watching Ker/Krauss go up against this mega alliance of villains, being soooo rushed. All of what should be the crazies of Ryuia/Dinah/Chloe/Quadratic/Wrecker end up just being UTR/MORN lol and never truly popping off. Same for Manya, we spend 9 eps of seeing her underdog story just for her to be unceremoniously booted. Like.. why? The story overall is cute, but it feels very stagnant at times. There are no truly exciting or BIG episodes in my opinion, because the writing and comedy were pretty dulled out this time around compared to SFCAS. And I haven't even touched on Russell, who is a fucking horrible timesuck of screentime and the other much better characters really, really suffer for it lol. The whole season seems more like a brantsteele simulation than a real, planned out narrative of individual characters. Most of the stories of each character can be summed up in 2-3 episodes, and the rest of their appearances are buffer where they're irrelevant lol. Overall its a cute season and I still like it for what it is, maybe because of nostalgia of this being one of the first seasons for me, but there are definitely flaws that dull the experience generally.

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#1: KER - <3333 Ker is so perfection of a MORP winner to me. Ik there are more to come but I love how innocent yet determined Ker is at all times. But she hella has the best character interactyions the whole season, she feels like the only completely realized one tbh lol. She's like such an aloof old woman who tells ridiculous stories all the time and talks a shitton and doesnt always get the intricacies of the game but is THERE TO PLAY! I love the occasional Ker conf where she is like "Well I knew I would make it here and I know I'm winning but wow it sure will be interesting how I get there!" <3 I love that she strategizes in her own little ways, she literally never audibly strategizes much but she does always have some sort of hand in the eliminations with whatever "accidental" slip of the minds of baiting idol plays or getting people to flip on Chloe, to me Ker can't be UTRP because she has so many little, but important, additions to the strategy of the game that makes her really fun to watch. And she's such an innocent angel too in a SEA of miserable ppl or horrible losing tribemates lmfao, I think for someone that was in her position of being the underdog the ENTIRE game, she was done perfectly. Omg I also loved when she tried to give Krauss immunity but he stopped her and then got voted out ;_; and then when Wrecker tossed their idol and she straight-up threatens him that she WILL get revenge. Omg so chilling.. She was a hero without ever being overbearing and having a lot of flaw to her too but Ker proves that through CLOWNERY anyone can win the game.

#2: DINAH - Unfortunately ACAB means ALL cops. But maybe an exception can be made for Dinah... Omg I actually had her 4th for a while but that didnt feel right... because I realize how much I love tf out of Dinah lmfao. The women who SWSU has no idea what to do with always turn out the best lmfao. Dinah was a LITTLE to MORN for my liking, I wish we got to see her strategize a lot more other than the one time she does and causing Chloe/Ryuia to fight and vote each other <33 Dinah is just such a funny personality idfk, she's always gives hilarious confessionals and is a better narrator esp when shes like YAY!!! WE LOST IMMUNITY!!! dfgfd and when she would cheer about finally beating Ker/Krauss despite Ker not even being out yet lmfao. Loved her reaction to Phil betraying her too, and even though Dinah did all of the same cunty actions as Ryuia/Chloe she did them with a more real personality lmfao.

#3: CHLOE - This insane bitch <3 I love how Chloe is the more strategic/conniving one of her and Ryuia but I wish we could have seen that MORE!!! I do love how UTRN she is though, that's def part of her appeal to me. I love that she's also more of the FUCK YOU! and outright mean one of her and Ryuia <3 and how she acts like tough shit even though she hasn't done shit all game but follow Ventious around is ssooooo funny, and then her fighting with Ryuia because she thinks Vent is hot too <3333 Chloe is the Sadie to Ryuia's Katie if that makes sense so that's why shes better. Just like Ryuia I looove her story overall even though she had tons of potential to be a bigger delusional schemer, I love that she was the one to take Ryuia out and then everyone was like You know what? We cant stand this bitch and was the only one of the whole alliance to get flipped on by the whole group lmfao

#4: RYUIA - Queeeeeeeeenn. Like Chloe I def wish Ryuia got more of a chance to be an OTT helldemon and was more crazy with her spoutings of the people who DESERVE to be in the game lmfao yes preach! I love her obsession with Vent and how shes the more innocent and just genuinely completely delusional one of her/Chloe <3 She always was there to give funny af lines so blankly and matter of factly, and when she would ALWAYS enter fights acting like the one who doesnt want to fight. Like when Chloe started yelling about Vent and Ryuia screams I DONT WANT TO FIGHT WITH YOU CHLOE!!!!! SHUT UP!! <3 So amazing and I LOVE her role in the overall season, and her getting axed by Chloe works perfectly

#5: CHRII - Even though I GET why people dont like Chrii that much because she is really just a massive CPPbot after the merge, I cant get over loving her entire story and SWSU's goal while writing her, I honestly love tf out of the cunty sidekick being completely invisible and then being all about REVENGE in the merge and her massive idol play is still iconic. I also really love how she still shits on Krauss/Ker lmfao and constantly calls them stupid and I love how she was so despised by Corsona too because she legit didnt do anything all pre-merge dfgdgd and Ryuia is going on about her being a horrible person. I also love that scene of Chrii listening to poker face at ponderosa while they hate on her <3 I get where she was a lil not enough, but idgaf I loved her

#6: PHIL - <3 Phil is a perf CP-toneless force, seems like he was the DESIGNATED one of the season and definitely the next best since Miranda and he fits his role as the side-leader to Ventious who is secretly pulling all of the strings the entire time. I love that at the end of the season he leans into being more and more arrogant or getting frustrated when Ker/Krauss somehow survive each vote lmfao. He's a great straight man to all of the crazies of Corsona and always has a confessional thats like about playing for HIMSELF. I love his betrayal of Dinah because its the perf end to their relationship to me, especially since he immediately gets got <3 Even though he's hella arrogant in the last ep which was very fun evil final boss of him.

#7: MANYA - Manya is obviously a g.oddess who deserves love, she's really the only consistently BIG character in the season other than Krauss/Ventious/R*ssell and I love her, I love how she is extremely competent in surviving and being strong and shit, but only is on the bottom because of the RACISM!!! in the tribe, but she was like socially ignorant lmfao. I love Manya for all of the crazy shit that she was involved in ofc, like people coming to her if they wanted to start spreading shit because they knew she loved gossip dfgfd I also love her small moments tho, one of my favorite panels is when shes telling Chrii another story and Chrii is like wtf you told that one already and now youre exaggerating it and Manya just says "So? gotta keep it interesting" idk why but I love that scene <3 I guess it just is a sweet Chranya moment, love them.. Unforutnately Manya just unceremoniously exits after not being able to do shit about her position, which I'm 50/50 about that being the end of her story lol. Her ridic lies on her way out <3

#8: DRIZ - Drizangel <33 Omg I cant believe she's officially dead now... but at least she lives on in our hearts. Driz is so amazing and gives ALL of the OTT shit you wish you got from a lot of the other characters because of her backstory of being a widowed rat with down syndrome which alone makes me laugh (yes its fucked up but everyone is cheering about that fuckin submarine rn so idgaf) and she's so fucking pathetic at every chance dfgdgfd Poor angel is trying her best and cant stop a ball from going into the goal even when she has so much time <3 And is the target of Skazz's villainry and HEROICALLY overcomes it and is now at peace with her late husband's death and peacefully gets voted out :'))) angel.

#9: KRAUSS - Krauss early on is really weird to me and like I barely liked him as a villain because.... he just felt very randomly mean? Like we don't actually really learn anything about him or why he wants to overthrow Riddle in a dramatic fashion, we also dont really learn... why the whole tribe goes along with that other than them just saying "do it." lol. But I like Krauss a lot more as the underdog, he kinda just has a UTR episode and then next ep is like why was I being such a dick lol <3 And I loooove his duo with Ker so much, but to me he really only serves to be the straight man to Ker's whacky humor, but I love that he goes along with it because its very Sin/Kala coded. I also really love him and Ker vs. Russell, because of how chill they are to just not OBSESS over Russell in the way that Jasen does, and they just go with the simplest way to outplay him. In the merge I think he kinda falls off, he becomes more toneless and straight laced somewhat and isn't as fun as an underdog, I think he could have reacted bigger to things like the Corsonans kicking him out of the shelter and shit lol but whatevz. Overall he was super fun but could've been better which obviously is a common theme here

#10: BETTY - OMG so cute fr lol. Maybe it's because we're in 2023 now where peak humor is just saying "lol" and "K" to things but that made Betty's speech hilar for me lmao. I also LOVED her CPP episode and wish we got more of that because she makes for a really good protagonist. Unfortunately she reverts to being the MORP follower who votes Bo out for no reason and then gets idolled out despite being one of the only good ppl on Who'Aku, but this fallen angel will always be remembered rayerhands:

#11: SKAZZATRAZZ - Skazz <3 I get why people would hate this character considering he's definition of a tryhard villain, but I think what takes him into camp territory for me is the fact that he is soooooo ridiculous in the things that he does to be evil. Like... dying Russell's mask pink lmfao oh no!! so evil!!! And then the whole rant to Driz was a fucked up thing to say to an old rat widow sure but it definitely wasn't as bad as some things said in this series lmfao. And I loved how he fucked with Russell and reveals him so I liked Skazz for the role he filled.

#12: VENTIOUS - The only reason Ventious is in green is because I appreciate his role in the overall story which INCLUDES the ponderosa which is tbh where like most of his growth happens lmao. There's nothing wrong with Vent at all, he is mildly moral superior but I find his spot as the MAN of ryuia and chloe's dreams as what makes him funny lmfao, which is less his actual character I guess, but the fact that hes worshipped when hes really just like a Normal Guy is funny to me. Otherwise he was kinda bland, but I liked his story a lot as the fallen leader whose disappearance causes the entire alliance to blow up lmfao

#13: DEREK - Lul I do love Derek's antics, I think its such fun minor villainry to hide the tribes' clothes and try to blame it on someone else as a reason to get them out or say that Manya's butt looks big and blame it on Ryuia and that his entire game was trying to outplay the two that everyone already hated lmfao? But unfortunately that also made him a hella shallow and inconsequential character, but he was fun for being the only Corsona to not last the majority of the season.

#14: BO - This character could've been soooooo much better. I loved her speech and actually thought it was so funny, the comic of Betty/Jasen teaching her how to speak <3 But other than that she is literally just nothing and then she makes a horrible decision to not save herself for... reasons. I guess the reason is that shes a cavewoman who doesn't know shit? Idk.

#15: LAUREN - She is very much "CPP furry girl" and thats it. There's nothing really particularly interesting about her other than her finding herself in the bottom, I also don't really buy her being booted just because Krauss/Russell tell everyone to, idk.

#16: RIDDLE - lulzy first boot, I feel like it was really random that he was the target of Krauss/Skazz/Russell's malice lmao when he really did not give leader vibes at all. All he did was pick the tribe... which he did a shit job at.

#17: WRECKER - Mehhhhhghhh. Wrecker isn't thaaaaaaat bad but he's still hella annoying. I hate that he says lame shit like "I wreck stuff. I'm going to wreck these peoples games." like an ass he is kinda like Jasen where hes a villain but hes hella fucking lame lol like there's almost no comedy in him being a dog in a business suit.... he could've done so many more OTT things that would be enjoyable but he was just a loser threatening people all the time lol. He gets better at the very end for me when SWSU is actually trying to convince you that he could win even though his entire story is hella runner-up teas lul and I kinda liked his complexity then because he was KINDA OF alluding to knowing he was a piece of shit. But yeah meh overall I kind of appreciate the shit Wrecker did like the explosions/idol play against Quad but he was generally lame and never like... really fully committed to being as tough as he couldve been. thank god he didnt win the fan vote! Kerowned.

#18: QUADRATIC - Quad is the designated "person on the outs that might flip!!!" character of the merge. Up until the merge he doesnt do shit but be stupid and completely delusional about his chances with his alliance. And then he has multiple chances to take Wrecker out and just. doesn't. for. reasons. Like is he really supposed to be thaaaaat stupid that he straight up doesn't play for himself to win? The Krauss vote out is the worst example easily, like it simply does not make sense why Quadratic doesn't vote Wrecker out there. So yeah, Quad pretty much exists to never have a visibility above 3 and to actively make the game more stagnant in the merge lol. He also doesn't even have as many irish freakouts as I thought he would, so he was kinda disappointing in that regard too

#19: JASEN - horrible. Legit might be my least favorite non-Russell character so far? Jasen's whole point is to enable Russell and be a stuck up prick lmao. Like thats it. He is the only other major strategist on Who'Aku but gets so blinded by "strength" that he is the main advocate of letting Russell run their tribe into the ground while he boasts about how well he's playing the game. Sure Russell is horrible to watch play out, but the next worst thing is the person who is stupid enough to let him do it. I s2g the Bo tribal council has to be the most wretched things everrrr and then he goes and tips off to Russell that hes leaving the next ep which lets him know to play his idol to take Betty out. :rolleyes: At least Jasen gets fucked by his own idiot decisions afterwards.

#20: RUSSELL - Just such a disappointing waste of time and waste of attention. Why why whyyyyy did SWSU think this was a good idea. Russell is the worst type of villain because hes just fucking boring and predictable and annoying and not funny. Spending half of the season dissing on Russell after he had just made F3 two seasons of a row... bad. And everything on Who'Aku fucking revolves around him too and just doesnt really make that much sense. He literally causes them to lose every single challenge and they keep saying they need to keep him for strength until Bo leaves, after which SWSU then BAITS Russell's vote-off and instead takes Betty out who is like the only other good character on the tribe lmfao. And he gets the 3rd most confessionals in the fucking season... why why why. This legit was like SWSU's trial run for Enter

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legit more excited to read SFC8 than I was for this

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Okay slay! SFC7 is definitely a season that I had fonder memory of than what my actual opinions turned out to be lmfao. I'll start with the good here, which is that I like the overall story of SFC7. It's very straightforward and nothing new, but its fun to watch a tribe decimate itself in the pre-merge and then have the successful tribe completely self destruct because all of the crazies <3 I also love the Ventious boot, that is kind of classic SFC goopery, and overall the season has a lot of fun characters that do make the read worth it. Also I LOVE Ker lmfao. Ik MORP winners aren't exactly new or exciting in SFC anymore... but Ker was perfect to me. I think she was the perfect character to be the UTRP survivor of Ho'Aku turned challenge beast, especially up against Corsona and all of those entertaining psychos. Ryuia/Chloe/Phil/Dinah/Chrii/Manya are all amazing and definitely drive the overall narrative of the season. The issues of this season though that make it only SLIGHTLY positive for me, is that overall... everything about it is pretty underbaked. Because of the structure of one tribe losing constantly and then the other tribe dying off in the merge, is that... we don't really get to know anyone that well. The characters that aren't interesting are all on Ho'Aku, and the good characters on Corsona are all pretty sidelined until the merge. This would be fine if not.... for the pre-merge being 2/3 of the season and a repetitive slog to read lol and the merge, which is supposed to be the payout of watching Ker/Krauss go up against this mega alliance of villains, being soooo rushed. All of what should be the crazies of Ryuia/Dinah/Chloe/Quadratic/Wrecker end up just being UTR/MORN lol and never truly popping off. Same for Manya, we spend 9 eps of seeing her underdog story just for her to be unceremoniously booted. Like.. why? The story overall is cute, but it feels very stagnant at times. There are no truly exciting or BIG episodes in my opinion, because the writing and comedy were pretty dulled out this time around compared to SFCAS. And I haven't even touched on Russell, who is a fucking horrible timesuck of screentime and the other much better characters really, really suffer for it lol. The whole season seems more like a brantsteele simulation than a real, planned out narrative of individual characters. Most of the stories of each character can be summed up in 2-3 episodes, and the rest of their appearances are buffer where they're irrelevant lol. Overall its a cute season and I still like it for what it is, maybe because of nostalgia of this being one of the first seasons for me, but there are definitely flaws that dull the experience generally.

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#1: KER - <3333 Ker is so perfection of a MORP winner to me. Ik there are more to come but I love how innocent yet determined Ker is at all times. But she hella has the best character interactyions the whole season, she feels like the only completely realized one tbh lol. She's like such an aloof old woman who tells ridiculous stories all the time and talks a shitton and doesnt always get the intricacies of the game but is THERE TO PLAY! I love the occasional Ker conf where she is like "Well I knew I would make it here and I know I'm winning but wow it sure will be interesting how I get there!" <3 I love that she strategizes in her own little ways, she literally never audibly strategizes much but she does always have some sort of hand in the eliminations with whatever "accidental" slip of the minds of baiting idol plays or getting people to flip on Chloe, to me Ker can't be UTRP because she has so many little, but important, additions to the strategy of the game that makes her really fun to watch. And she's such an innocent angel too in a SEA of miserable ppl or horrible losing tribemates lmfao, I think for someone that was in her position of being the underdog the ENTIRE game, she was done perfectly. Omg I also loved when she tried to give Krauss immunity but he stopped her and then got voted out ;_; and then when Wrecker tossed their idol and she straight-up threatens him that she WILL get revenge. Omg so chilling.. She was a hero without ever being overbearing and having a lot of flaw to her too but Ker proves that through CLOWNERY anyone can win the game.

#2: DINAH - Unfortunately ACAB means ALL cops. But maybe an exception can be made for Dinah... Omg I actually had her 4th for a while but that didnt feel right... because I realize how much I love tf out of Dinah lmfao. The women who SWSU has no idea what to do with always turn out the best lmfao. Dinah was a LITTLE to MORN for my liking, I wish we got to see her strategize a lot more other than the one time she does and causing Chloe/Ryuia to fight and vote each other <33 Dinah is just such a funny personality idfk, she's always gives hilarious confessionals and is a better narrator esp when shes like YAY!!! WE LOST IMMUNITY!!! dfgfd and when she would cheer about finally beating Ker/Krauss despite Ker not even being out yet lmfao. Loved her reaction to Phil betraying her too, and even though Dinah did all of the same cunty actions as Ryuia/Chloe she did them with a more real personality lmfao.

#3: CHLOE - This insane bitch <3 I love how Chloe is the more strategic/conniving one of her and Ryuia but I wish we could have seen that MORE!!! I do love how UTRN she is though, that's def part of her appeal to me. I love that she's also more of the FUCK YOU! and outright mean one of her and Ryuia <3 and how she acts like tough shit even though she hasn't done shit all game but follow Ventious around is ssooooo funny, and then her fighting with Ryuia because she thinks Vent is hot too <3333 Chloe is the Sadie to Ryuia's Katie if that makes sense so that's why shes better. Just like Ryuia I looove her story overall even though she had tons of potential to be a bigger delusional schemer, I love that she was the one to take Ryuia out and then everyone was like You know what? We cant stand this bitch and was the only one of the whole alliance to get flipped on by the whole group lmfao

#4: RYUIA - Queeeeeeeeenn. Like Chloe I def wish Ryuia got more of a chance to be an OTT helldemon and was more crazy with her spoutings of the people who DESERVE to be in the game lmfao yes preach! I love her obsession with Vent and how shes the more innocent and just genuinely completely delusional one of her/Chloe <3 She always was there to give funny af lines so blankly and matter of factly, and when she would ALWAYS enter fights acting like the one who doesnt want to fight. Like when Chloe started yelling about Vent and Ryuia screams I DONT WANT TO FIGHT WITH YOU CHLOE!!!!! SHUT UP!! <3 So amazing and I LOVE her role in the overall season, and her getting axed by Chloe works perfectly

#5: CHRII - Even though I GET why people dont like Chrii that much because she is really just a massive CPPbot after the merge, I cant get over loving her entire story and SWSU's goal while writing her, I honestly love tf out of the cunty sidekick being completely invisible and then being all about REVENGE in the merge and her massive idol play is still iconic. I also really love how she still shits on Krauss/Ker lmfao and constantly calls them stupid and I love how she was so despised by Corsona too because she legit didnt do anything all pre-merge dfgdgd and Ryuia is going on about her being a horrible person. I also love that scene of Chrii listening to poker face at ponderosa while they hate on her <3 I get where she was a lil not enough, but idgaf I loved her

#6: PHIL - <3 Phil is a perf CP-toneless force, seems like he was the DESIGNATED one of the season and definitely the next best since Miranda and he fits his role as the side-leader to Ventious who is secretly pulling all of the strings the entire time. I love that at the end of the season he leans into being more and more arrogant or getting frustrated when Ker/Krauss somehow survive each vote lmfao. He's a great straight man to all of the crazies of Corsona and always has a confessional thats like about playing for HIMSELF. I love his betrayal of Dinah because its the perf end to their relationship to me, especially since he immediately gets got <3 Even though he's hella arrogant in the last ep which was very fun evil final boss of him.

#7: MANYA - Manya is obviously a g.oddess who deserves love, she's really the only consistently BIG character in the season other than Krauss/Ventious/R*ssell and I love her, I love how she is extremely competent in surviving and being strong and shit, but only is on the bottom because of the RACISM!!! in the tribe, but she was like socially ignorant lmfao. I love Manya for all of the crazy shit that she was involved in ofc, like people coming to her if they wanted to start spreading shit because they knew she loved gossip dfgfd I also love her small moments tho, one of my favorite panels is when shes telling Chrii another story and Chrii is like wtf you told that one already and now youre exaggerating it and Manya just says "So? gotta keep it interesting" idk why but I love that scene <3 I guess it just is a sweet Chranya moment, love them.. Unforutnately Manya just unceremoniously exits after not being able to do shit about her position, which I'm 50/50 about that being the end of her story lol. Her ridic lies on her way out <3

#8: DRIZ - Drizangel <33 Omg I cant believe she's officially dead now... but at least she lives on in our hearts. Driz is so amazing and gives ALL of the OTT shit you wish you got from a lot of the other characters because of her backstory of being a widowed rat with down syndrome which alone makes me laugh (yes its fucked up but everyone is cheering about that fuckin submarine rn so idgaf) and she's so fucking pathetic at every chance dfgdgfd Poor angel is trying her best and cant stop a ball from going into the goal even when she has so much time <3 And is the target of Skazz's villainry and HEROICALLY overcomes it and is now at peace with her late husband's death and peacefully gets voted out :'))) angel.

#9: KRAUSS - Krauss early on is really weird to me and like I barely liked him as a villain because.... he just felt very randomly mean? Like we don't actually really learn anything about him or why he wants to overthrow Riddle in a dramatic fashion, we also dont really learn... why the whole tribe goes along with that other than them just saying "do it." lol. But I like Krauss a lot more as the underdog, he kinda just has a UTR episode and then next ep is like why was I being such a dick lol <3 And I loooove his duo with Ker so much, but to me he really only serves to be the straight man to Ker's whacky humor, but I love that he goes along with it because its very Sin/Kala coded. I also really love him and Ker vs. Russell, because of how chill they are to just not OBSESS over Russell in the way that Jasen does, and they just go with the simplest way to outplay him. In the merge I think he kinda falls off, he becomes more toneless and straight laced somewhat and isn't as fun as an underdog, I think he could have reacted bigger to things like the Corsonans kicking him out of the shelter and shit lol but whatevz. Overall he was super fun but could've been better which obviously is a common theme here

#10: BETTY - OMG so cute fr lol. Maybe it's because we're in 2023 now where peak humor is just saying "lol" and "K" to things but that made Betty's speech hilar for me lmao. I also LOVED her CPP episode and wish we got more of that because she makes for a really good protagonist. Unfortunately she reverts to being the MORP follower who votes Bo out for no reason and then gets idolled out despite being one of the only good ppl on Who'Aku, but this fallen angel will always be remembered rayerhands:

#11: SKAZZATRAZZ - Skazz <3 I get why people would hate this character considering he's definition of a tryhard villain, but I think what takes him into camp territory for me is the fact that he is soooooo ridiculous in the things that he does to be evil. Like... dying Russell's mask pink lmfao oh no!! so evil!!! And then the whole rant to Driz was a fucked up thing to say to an old rat widow sure but it definitely wasn't as bad as some things said in this series lmfao. And I loved how he fucked with Russell and reveals him so I liked Skazz for the role he filled.

#12: VENTIOUS - The only reason Ventious is in green is because I appreciate his role in the overall story which INCLUDES the ponderosa which is tbh where like most of his growth happens lmao. There's nothing wrong with Vent at all, he is mildly moral superior but I find his spot as the MAN of ryuia and chloe's dreams as what makes him funny lmfao, which is less his actual character I guess, but the fact that hes worshipped when hes really just like a Normal Guy is funny to me. Otherwise he was kinda bland, but I liked his story a lot as the fallen leader whose disappearance causes the entire alliance to blow up lmfao

#13: DEREK - Lul I do love Derek's antics, I think its such fun minor villainry to hide the tribes' clothes and try to blame it on someone else as a reason to get them out or say that Manya's butt looks big and blame it on Ryuia and that his entire game was trying to outplay the two that everyone already hated lmfao? But unfortunately that also made him a hella shallow and inconsequential character, but he was fun for being the only Corsona to not last the majority of the season.

#14: BO - This character could've been soooooo much better. I loved her speech and actually thought it was so funny, the comic of Betty/Jasen teaching her how to speak <3 But other than that she is literally just nothing and then she makes a horrible decision to not save herself for... reasons. I guess the reason is that shes a cavewoman who doesn't know shit? Idk.

#15: LAUREN - She is very much "CPP furry girl" and thats it. There's nothing really particularly interesting about her other than her finding herself in the bottom, I also don't really buy her being booted just because Krauss/Russell tell everyone to, idk.

#16: RIDDLE - lulzy first boot, I feel like it was really random that he was the target of Krauss/Skazz/Russell's malice lmao when he really did not give leader vibes at all. All he did was pick the tribe... which he did a shit job at.

#17: WRECKER - Mehhhhhghhh. Wrecker isn't thaaaaaaat bad but he's still hella annoying. I hate that he says lame shit like "I wreck stuff. I'm going to wreck these peoples games." like an ass he is kinda like Jasen where hes a villain but hes hella fucking lame lol like there's almost no comedy in him being a dog in a business suit.... he could've done so many more OTT things that would be enjoyable but he was just a loser threatening people all the time lol. He gets better at the very end for me when SWSU is actually trying to convince you that he could win even though his entire story is hella runner-up teas lul and I kinda liked his complexity then because he was KINDA OF alluding to knowing he was a piece of shit. But yeah meh overall I kind of appreciate the shit Wrecker did like the explosions/idol play against Quad but he was generally lame and never like... really fully committed to being as tough as he couldve been. thank god he didnt win the fan vote! Kerowned.

#18: QUADRATIC - Quad is the designated "person on the outs that might flip!!!" character of the merge. Up until the merge he doesnt do shit but be stupid and completely delusional about his chances with his alliance. And then he has multiple chances to take Wrecker out and just. doesn't. for. reasons. Like is he really supposed to be thaaaaat stupid that he straight up doesn't play for himself to win? The Krauss vote out is the worst example easily, like it simply does not make sense why Quadratic doesn't vote Wrecker out there. So yeah, Quad pretty much exists to never have a visibility above 3 and to actively make the game more stagnant in the merge lol. He also doesn't even have as many irish freakouts as I thought he would, so he was kinda disappointing in that regard too

#19: JASEN - horrible. Legit might be my least favorite non-Russell character so far? Jasen's whole point is to enable Russell and be a stuck up prick lmao. Like thats it. He is the only other major strategist on Who'Aku but gets so blinded by "strength" that he is the main advocate of letting Russell run their tribe into the ground while he boasts about how well he's playing the game. Sure Russell is horrible to watch play out, but the next worst thing is the person who is stupid enough to let him do it. I s2g the Bo tribal council has to be the most wretched things everrrr and then he goes and tips off to Russell that hes leaving the next ep which lets him know to play his idol to take Betty out. :rolleyes: At least Jasen gets fucked by his own idiot decisions afterwards.

#20: RUSSELL - Just such a disappointing waste of time and waste of attention. Why why whyyyyy did SWSU think this was a good idea. Russell is the worst type of villain because hes just fucking boring and predictable and annoying and not funny. Spending half of the season dissing on Russell after he had just made F3 two seasons of a row... bad. And everything on Who'Aku fucking revolves around him too and just doesnt really make that much sense. He literally causes them to lose every single challenge and they keep saying they need to keep him for strength until Bo leaves, after which SWSU then BAITS Russell's vote-off and instead takes Betty out who is like the only other good character on the tribe lmfao. And he gets the 3rd most confessionals in the fucking season... why why why. This legit was like SWSU's trial run for Enter

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legit more excited to read SFC8 than I was for this