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Here are a bunch of gags that didn't quite work and random HP things that I couldn't find a home anywhere else.

Yes, Bellatrix panties are indeed evil. Very evil. No, they aren't thongs. Shockingly enough, they are briefs. There's not enough fabric in thongs to contain true evil.

When I read about Alecto the first thing that came to mind when I pictured her was one of those Nazi female concentration camp guards. Her laugh would be like nails on a chalk board.

If there was a guard who kept me from waking up from my nightmares, she would be it.

brrrrr....

Yes, I love the movie "Harvey". Jimmy Stewart is the sweetest. In many ways, Luna reminds me of Stewart's character in the movie, so of course she would make friends with the giant rabbit.

oh, yeah, I can't draw rabbits worth a nickel....

Snape's doing his Hook impersonation. I''ve been know to say the "And I hate, hate, hate Peter Pan" line too when I'm disgusted with something. Yeah, I am lame.

Poor Lupin. He never gets a bit a luck, does he? Oh, and for the record, I loooooove Tim Roth's nose. I am sucker for strong noses on guys. And when I think of Lupin I think of Tim Roth.

As super vain as he is, heck, as super vain as his whole bloodline is, do you think Malfoy would have wanted to survive if he knew he was just going to wind up balding?

Ahhh, the punk rock gag. Nope, doesn't really work. See, I believe it was Lupin who said that in their 7th year, Lily and James started going out. Now in DH you find that year landed on 1977, the year that punk really broke out in England. So, this came to mind....

Lily loves the Damned.
James is a die hard Clash fan.
However, they bonded over the Adicts.

Nope, still doesn't work.....

Description
Here are a bunch of gags that didn't quite work and random HP things that I couldn't find a home anywhere else.

Yes, Bellatrix panties are indeed evil. Very evil. No, they aren't thongs. Shockingly enough, they are briefs. There's not enough fabric in thongs to contain true evil.

When I read about Alecto the first thing that came to mind when I pictured her was one of those Nazi female concentration camp guards. Her laugh would be like nails on a chalk board.

If there was a guard who kept me from waking up from my nightmares, she would be it.

brrrrr....

Yes, I love the movie "Harvey". Jimmy Stewart is the sweetest. In many ways, Luna reminds me of Stewart's character in the movie, so of course she would make friends with the giant rabbit.

oh, yeah, I can't draw rabbits worth a nickel....

Snape's doing his Hook impersonation. I''ve been know to say the "And I hate, hate, hate Peter Pan" line too when I'm disgusted with something. Yeah, I am lame.

Poor Lupin. He never gets a bit a luck, does he? Oh, and for the record, I loooooove Tim Roth's nose. I am sucker for strong noses on guys. And when I think of Lupin I think of Tim Roth.

As super vain as he is, heck, as super vain as his whole bloodline is, do you think Malfoy would have wanted to survive if he knew he was just going to wind up balding?

Ahhh, the punk rock gag. Nope, doesn't really work. See, I believe it was Lupin who said that in their 7th year, Lily and James started going out. Now in DH you find that year landed on 1977, the year that punk really broke out in England. So, this came to mind....

Lily loves the Damned.
James is a die hard Clash fan.
However, they bonded over the Adicts.

Nope, still doesn't work.....