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Madbird-Valiant — TSTMAN Book Cover
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DISCLAIMER: If you are Australian, especially if you are Victorian, if you are Tasmanian, if you are Western Australian, if you are a New Zealander, if you are American, if you are Jewish, if you are Chinese, if you are Palestinian, if you are a celebrity, if you are African American, if you are caucasian, if you are asian, if you are Christian, if you are religious in any way, if you are a fan of fine art, if you enjoy tennis, if you like the works of Sean Connery, if you're a fan of Star Wars, if you're Steven Speilberg or George Lucas, if you are Harrison Ford or Sam Neill, if you are overweight, if you are underweight, if you are young, old, or middle-aged, if you are smart, if you are retarded, or if you are a still-born feotus that has somehow been reanimated and made into the Head Scientist of New South Australia, then apologies for any offense caused by reading TSTMAN.For Monthy Challenge. This time around it's to design the cover for a book, and what else could I do other than myself and ~yorricksfriend 's magnum opus, TSTMAN?
And, because of my extreme lack of creativity, the cover ended up being what is essentially a word-vomit that will mean almost nothing to anyone other than Stairs and myself because they're all references to things in TSTMAN, which no one has read except for me, him and a couple of close friends. Hooray for wordvomit!
I was going to do it for the back cover as well but I didn't want to ruin it for anyone who reads it in the future, because any more and I basically would be putting in character names and such.
Also, thanks to ~kingkrapp and ~arinaca for not stoning my head in for using their names on the back cover.
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Oh I don't know whether you're worthy of it, but very well.
TSTMAN is a story that me and ~yorricksfriend have been writing for about two years now. It aims, loosely, to insult everyone.
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LOL Im from Victoria
And that... that blob... 8D Oh lawds this is so many levels above awesome XD
Though obviously not higher than my awesomeness. Cause it just doesnt cut it =U=
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Pfft, if you're from Victoria then your awesomeness is at about -100. -smirk-
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Oi! Feck you buddy 8D Im ALWAYS Awesome. Its a known fact. You were just too stupid to know that >D
FFFFF YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDER BERRIES D<
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NICE INSULTS, 'AWESOME'GIRL. SHAME YOU'RE NOT AWESOME.
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EXCUSE ME MISTER BUT MY AWESOMENESS HIGHLY EXCEEDS ANYONE ELSES.
MMMMHHHHMMMMM *snapsnapsnap*
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BUUUUUULLSHIIIIIT. AND I DO THAT FINGERCLICKYTHING BETTER THAN ANYONE, BIATCH.
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I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT MMMHHHHMMMM *snap snap fucking SNAP* >U
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WELL I JUST PRE-ORDERED THE COMPLETE DARIA DVD COLLECTION SO TAKE THAT. MMMHMMMM -SNAPSNAPSNAP-
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WTFC IS DARIA??
-SNAPSNAPBITCHCSLAPSNAP-
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PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE KIDDING.
Otherwise, dear god you younguns really REALLY have the short stick as far as TV shows are concerned.
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Well neither do I, because good shows aren't on anymore, but if you're unaware of Daria then I shake my head at you good madam.
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D: TV sucks D<
*nyyuuu* im sorry! Looolll
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Darn city folk and their flyin machines D<
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>:C
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EDUCATE THINESELF.
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Lol you do realize im Australian. We dont get alot of US shows
And this seems stupid. HA. >D
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I'm Australian you tool, and we basically get nothing BUT US shows. And Daria kicks ass. >:C
Then again, you ARE Victorian, so I dunno what to expect. You're all inbreds and wankers.
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>C
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You're so meannn
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Yarp. :3 You love it.
Oh, and idiots, lots of Victorians are idiots as well.
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Naawww you're so meeannn D:
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N you luuurve it.
Yousa masochist. : o
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That being said, the ammount of destructive criticism I have.
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You know you always get my blood boiling
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too low space around the text on back cover too near to edge. hardly readable.
and unreadable a and s on the front cover. the way you line the letters in the title is not the best idea taking into consideration that strange picture on the back(wtats that? mountains? garbage? psychological test?) it comes into bad conclusion - a customer in a bookshop will leave it on the shelf cause he see smth incomprehensible on the cover and doubts about the content.
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If anything, TSTMAN should be made as unattractive as possible to dissuade people from reading it. xD So in that, I feel I have accomplished.
And tsk tsk, you obviously don't recognise South Australia and Victoria with the rest of Australia cut out, as well as the Southern Island of New Zealand. Disappointing!
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huh! as you will never recognise Kamchatka and Sahalin island if I draw them this way!
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This is true.
YOU WIN THIS ROUND. Hope you brought your swimsuit for Round 2.
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prepare to lose I'm diver
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WELL YOU WOULD BE IF YOU HAD READ IT. BITCH.
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I READ LIKE THREE PAGES OF IT AND I WILL FINISH IT EVENTUALLY
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