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Published: 2006-08-22 17:11:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 14780; Favourites: 91; Downloads: 6953
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"...find someone you despise and squirt them in the eye!"It'll make you feel better.
Anyway, I found this quote on the Internet: [link] , and randomly decided to make a wallpaper out of it.
The lemons are vectored from an image from iStockphoto.com.
So yeah, now you know what to do when life gives you lemons
Edit Aug 24th: added overlaying texture and moved text around.
Other Fruity Wallpapers:
Life is a Bowl of Cherries...
An Apple A Day...
Life can be Bananas...
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Comments: 37
I like what one of my friends said
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice."
She didn't really grasp the concept being presented.
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lol. i love it. xD
my friend likes to say, "when life gives you lemons,
make apple juice, sit back,
and wonder how the hell you did it."
i'm not sure where she got that. xD
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yeah I heard that one too, 'cept with grapefruit juice instead of apple juice XD
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cute (:
but i personally prefer
"when life gives you lemons, make apple juice and watch the world wonder how you did it."
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lemΒ·on /ΛlΙmΙn/
βnoun 1. the yellowish, acid fruit of a subtropical citrus tree, Citrus limon.
2. the tree itself.
3. lemon yellow.
4. Informal. a person or thing that proves to be defective, imperfect, or unsatisfactory; dud: His car turned out to be a lemon.
βadjective 5. made of or with lemon.
6. having the color, taste, or odor of lemon.
Source: Dictionary.com
Is it bad for life to give lemons?
p.s. love the background texture.
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well, definition #4 kinda means imperfect or unsatisfactory, like when life gives you something defective, and not what you've asked for (for example, you asked for Mwu, and they gave you Neo DX ... ). So you need to find someone you dislike (like Neo), and squirt him in the eye, because you didn't ask for him.
well I guess it's not 'bad', it's just... not what you wanted. I suppose it could be fun if you know how to deal with it.
(and they didn't have fanfic definition... otherwise you wouldn't stop laughing >_> )
thanks! 
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Thanks. I understand now.
Trust you to bring up Neo. So mean to him.
(I'm already laughing because of that. XDDDD I really need to get over it.)
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I'm only mean because I care ( yeah right ¬¬ ) XD and it's 'cause of you, remember? (that reminds me of Kelly Clark's song "Because of You" XD)
yes, get over it, it's just a word DX
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that`s pretty funny. i could see that on my computer.
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ur welcome. lemons is a funny word to me.
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I see
thanks! I'm glad you like it
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Yay, a quote to live your life by! I am now complete
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lol, er, thanks! ^___^ I live by it too
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Oh yes, so I see! Heh heh...
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X3 That's awesome! I hope you don't mind if I use that as my background... ^^
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thanks! and sure, of course you can use it
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I luv lemon juice
I personally like Ron White's saying better, though I like the idea of squirting lemon juice in someone's eyes. 
"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then find someone who's life is giving them vodka and have a party." -Ron White
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lol, that's funny too
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lmao x3
very good advice.
everyone ph33rs the power of lemon juice.
they just don't know it yet. >>;
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lol, yup, lemon juice is a lot more useful than you think
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Haha! That's a really good one! I totally dig it.
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