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Published: 2007-11-02 06:00:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 316; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 3
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*falls off chair laughing* Ouch, hugs would be a nightmare. Might be a great last resort for those without boobs though *thoughtful look*Terms of Use: For personal use only, do not distribute, do not make anything based on this avatar, post it on ANY (other) website, claim it's yours, etc etc and you don't have to comment or fave it to use it although comments will be cherished by one of my numerous alter-egos.
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What about sarcasm?
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FORGET IT.
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When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice. Then wonder how the heck you made grapejuice with lemons.
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Can't. I'm still trying to figure it out. =-=
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You disappoint me. How could you?!!
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Me?! I wanna see you try it! It's not easy!
Yellow and yellow don't make purple, and lemon and lemon don't make grape! I need Einstein! .-.
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No you don't, just some food dye and some food additives for flavouring.
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. . . . but i only have lemons. . . .
where does the dye come in? o-o
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When you need to fool an audience into thinking you turned yellow... purple.
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"When life gives you potatoes, make tater salad."
Yeah? What do I do when life gives me shit? Make shit-salad?
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No, you fling it in people's face, duh.
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I'm not a monkey...
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AWESOME, pass me those lemons will ya?
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*gives rotting limes*
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Oh thanks, these are even better! *stuffs hastily under shirt, thrusts out chest* How do I look?
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Like a foxy minx with a lumpy chest!
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*purrs* Touch 'em! Go on, cop a good feel
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*thawks them with hammer* Hmm.. very juicy xP
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*looks at chest* LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!
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I.. er.. *shifty eyes* I DIDN'T MEAN TO!! *sob*
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I thought the last resort was the ill-informed choice of surgical "enhancements" that require you to have constant procedures over the years to replace them as they get old and broken.
BUT I WAS WRONG. Lemons are apparently used when implants don't work out.
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Did you know that implants will burst at high altitudes and you need maintanance on them every 2 or 3 years? xD I always laugh trying to imagine someone in a plane at 10,000 feet and then, pop, rupture.. instant deflation.
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That's just a myth!
MythBusters (season 1) on Wikipedia
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*shrug* Not according to the person who advised all girls not to get them in yr 9. It was a stupid 'be proud of your body course' every girl had to undertake. We had horror stories and nasty pictures shoved at us >_<
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Yeah, well it's a well-circulated myth. It was even mentioned on House once, though they were saying it wasn't true.
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Well I'm still going to terrorize any girl who asks me questions about breast implants with myths and you won't be there to pop out from the bushes and tell them I'm wrong!
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No! The Truth must be set freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
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No, it must be locked in a cardboard box in some dusty corner in a dark alleyway. Freedom is too good for Trtuh.
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*truth!!
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Grrr. Shut up, comment and I'll curse you *mutters* I know I must have Pagan ancestry somewhere *frowns*
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Trtuh??!!?!?!!?!
Find that contact!
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One of these days... >____<
*mutters dark things*
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*yells dark things*
DARK THINGS!!!
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*whacks with spatula*
No, you yell LIGHT things, dark things are mine! *sticks copyright symbols all over them*
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daaaaaaaaaaark things
DARK THINGS!
dark dark dark things
dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things dark things all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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What does Jack have to do with you sounding like a constipated frog mispronnouncing the word 'things'...?
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The Shining.
aka The Shin'ng...
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Was it the one where there was this alcoholic and his son had an imaginary friend...? *fuzzy memory*
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Nope.
Elcohol'c.
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@.@
I dislike horror movies.
Okay, that's not true, I have a hate-love relationship with them. Unless it's a political thriller with action, or heavily supernatural themed, I just can't sit through them.
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I hate most horror movies. I prefer to be in suspense, and most horror movies fail on that point. The scares and the fake scares are too easy to predict, and nobody cares if some hollywood-plastic "teen"agers get butchered. In fact, they're probably more annoyed that it isn't happening for real.
Gore can only gross people out now, instead of fill them with fear. We're too desensitized to it.
*looks at what he's written*
Haha! Read those last two sentences again with global warming in mind...
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-____- IThey may be easy to predict but I still get freaked and I will scream even when I KNOW something will jump out. My friends got a real kick in high school by coming up from behind me and grabbing me, I would shriek bloody murder out of pure reflex >.> If there's a stupid horror I've already watched and there's elevator music playing, long suspended silence, haunting music... silence, blah, the moment anything jumps out, I scream >.> Watching horror movies with me is, to quote my dad," Pathtically more entertaining than comedies."
What's your definition of suspense?
Gore is gore, it's supposed to make people sick, why else would it be called GORE? *rolls eyes*
I like war or action movies >.> Last horror I watched, I crushed my BFF's fingers. And it wasn't even that scary after it ended and I thought logically about my reactions.
I thought I had an ADD attention span but no. You topped that. From horror movies to global warming... what pills are you on?
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Cipramil, 60mg.
"(AL) Gore can only gross people out now, instead of fill them with fear. We're too desensitized to it (the perceived threat of global warming)."
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Are you being sarcastic? *stares* 60mg is a hell of a lot!
>.>
Humanity is screwed. How can Al Gore gross people out? There's nothing remotely 'gross' about the video Mary forced me to watch (that Inconvenient Truth one)
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It's funny how that film got an oscar, even though it's full of scientific inaccuracies. One guy sued his country's government after they made "An Inconvenient Truth" part of the school curriculum. He won, and the scientific errors, according to the court, are:
1. The film claims that melting snows on Mount Kilimanjaro are evidence of global warming. The Governmentβs expert defending the film was forced to concede that this is not correct.
2. The film suggests that evidence from ice cores proves that rising CO2 causes temperature increases over a period of 650,000 years. The court found that the film was misleading and that the rises in CO2 lagged behind the temperature increases by 800β2,000 years.
3. The film uses emotive images of Hurricane Katrina (above) and suggests that this has been caused by global warming. The Governmentβs expert had to accept that it was βnot possibleβ to attribute one-off events to global warming.
[It should also be noted that the following year, 2006, not one hurricane made landfall in the US- Renegade-Hamster]
4. The film shows the drying up of Lake Chad (right) and claims that this was caused by global warming. The Governmentβs expert had to accept that this was not the case.
5. The film claims that a study showed that polar bears had drowned due to disappearing arctic ice. It turned out that Mr Gore had misread the study: In fact four polar bears drowned, and this was because of a particularly violent storm.
6. The film threatens that global warming could stop the Gulf Stream, throwing Europe into an ice age. The Claimantβs evidence was that this was a scientific impossibility.
7. The film blames global warming for species losses including coral-reef bleaching. The Government could not produce any evidence to support this claim.
8. The film suggests that the Greenland ice covering could melt, causing sea levels to rise dangerously. The evidence is that Greenland will not melt for millennia.
9. The film suggests that the Antarctic ice covering is melting. The evidence is that it is in fact increasing.
10. The film suggests that sea levels could rise by seven metres, causing the displacement of millions of people. In fact, the evidence is that sea levels are expected to rise by about 40 centimetres over the next hundred years and that there is no threat of massive migration.
11. The film claims that rising sea levels have caused the evacuation of residents of certain Pacific islands to New Zealand. The Government was unable to substantiate this and the Court observed that this appears to be a false claim.
And yes, I do take 60 milligrams of cipramil a day. BELIEVE IT! But that's only one and a half 40mg tablets, and they're pretty tiny.
I eats them like candy.
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