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Published: 2014-03-13 00:12:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 515; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 1
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Description "You're under arrest!"
Bastion turned around slowly and put his hands up. Ah, great. It was Klonoa. Of all the Rangers, why did it have to be her? He could sweet-talk his way around most of the others, but Klonoa...
Might as well try. "What for this time?"
Oh great. Klonoa started listing things off like she'd rehearsed it. "Nicodemus, Jessica, and Daigo reported materials missing from the storage shed this morning, along with some tools. Bo said he'd seen you in the area last night chatting up one of the villagers."
"That's not exactly incriminating." Bastion chuckled and shrugged at her. "Shouldn't you be chasing down Paine or Aoi?"
"Actually," Klonoa said with a smirk on her face, "there was something left at the crime scene. Not much, to give you credit, but you still left behind some splatters of green gunk."
Bastion clenched his jaw and did his best to not swear. "Alright, you got me. But can you catch me?" The Goomy spun on one heel and bolted as fast as his stubby legs could carry him. Klonoa leaped into action after him as she reached for her handcuffs; Bastion wheezed as the larger Nidorina landed on his back and pinned him down. With surprising strength he rolled over and knocked her off; Klonoa had grabbed one of his arms, though, and it quickly degenerated into a full-out scuffle. Finally there was a click of the handcuffs being secured, and Klonoa let out a triumphant "Ha!". Bastion closed his eyes and groaned in defeat, and was reaching around for his glasses when he heard the "Uh-oh".
Glasses found, Bastion put them back on and stared at the Ranger. Klonoa was holding up his handcuffed arm with a sheepish look on her face, and it took Bastion a moment to see the other cuff gleaming around her own wrist.
"For ---'s sake," he grumbled as he got to his feet. Klonoa immediately became pouty as she dragged him standing up straight with a jerk of her arm. Yeesh, she was still taller than him. "Where's the key?" He hid his smile as he saw her expression change to one of horror. "Whatever, doesn't matter. Looks like we're stuck together for a bit, eh?"
Another yank caused Bastion to stumble a little. "You know I'm still turning you in, right?" Klonoa snarked as she turned to head back towards the Ranger's Station. Bastion glared at the back of her head as he was forced to follow.
"You know that this is your fault, right?"

ohmygodi'msosorry

AU where everyone is a furry and Klonoa is somewhat competent |D

Originally I wanted to draw anthro Bastion, then I wanted to draw anthro Klonoa, so I decided to stick them together and have them just glaring at each other. Then I got an idea of them being handcuffed together somehow...

...andΒ  then I wrote the drabble to show how they got in that situation and it snowballed from there.

Half the fun of getting the handcuffs off will be trying to stop them from beating the shit out of each other |D;;;

Bastion, Klonoa, art (c) TerraTidal
For Pocket-Felines !
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Comments: 14

xSenkai [2014-03-14 03:08:11 +0000 UTC]

is hish head white o3o

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mathonwys In reply to xSenkai [2014-03-14 03:18:40 +0000 UTC]

yeah :>

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xSenkai In reply to mathonwys [2014-03-14 03:22:05 +0000 UTC]

on purpose o3o

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gooddogsaregood [2014-03-13 00:47:39 +0000 UTC]

GAWD THEY ARE SO CUTE AS WIL FUZZIES ;u; i love this omg handcuffed situations are the best

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mathonwys In reply to gooddogsaregood [2014-03-13 00:52:45 +0000 UTC]

bastion keeps reminding me of those dudebro gamers orz. its PROBABLY the goatee

handcuffed situations are always an easy way to comedy! especially if they hate each other. xD

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gooddogsaregood In reply to mathonwys [2014-03-13 02:58:13 +0000 UTC]

IM SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT BC I THOUGHT THE SAME THING WHEN I SAW THIS LMAO but I didn't want to say he looked like a neckbeard first cuz that'd be kinda rude xD;

that's the only way to do 'em!

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mathonwys In reply to gooddogsaregood [2014-03-13 03:14:57 +0000 UTC]

haaaaa its okay, he's a megadouche anyway XD
"YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR RIGGING THE YU-GI-OH TOURNAMENT"

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gooddogsaregood In reply to mathonwys [2014-03-13 03:44:41 +0000 UTC]

heheh x3
actually...he sorta makes me think of jontron a bit?

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mathonwys In reply to gooddogsaregood [2014-03-13 14:49:32 +0000 UTC]

oh my god he dOES
even moreso if i'd drawn him with his hat on lmfao
oh my godddddd

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gooddogsaregood In reply to mathonwys [2014-03-13 17:04:53 +0000 UTC]

omg and a lil chatot on his shoulder

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mathonwys In reply to gooddogsaregood [2014-03-13 17:08:45 +0000 UTC]

omgggg. gonna draw that. gonna do the thing

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gooddogsaregood In reply to mathonwys [2014-03-13 17:15:31 +0000 UTC]

YAY !!
I would draw it too but I am like unable to draw anything that is not a head right now apparently??

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mathonwys In reply to gooddogsaregood [2014-03-13 17:19:34 +0000 UTC]

n'aww that sucks! here's hoping that clears up soon :>

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gooddogsaregood In reply to mathonwys [2014-03-17 11:55:26 +0000 UTC]

I hope so too xD; it is getting a lil better but unfortunately im still in a bit of a rut...

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