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TODAY IN LAST MINUTE THEATRE. I enter an OCT.

Full Name: Quincy "Vie/Vivi" Vespasien

Gender: Male

Height: 5"9'

Weight: 145lbs

Nationality: WASPy French Canadian

Position: French Club President, Would-be Chef

Favourite Food: Onions, Leeks, Scallions.

Info: Vie comes off as that overly social popped collar douchebag who would steal your girlfriend in high school, if not for the fact he's gay. He isn't a very good cook, but the nature of his fearlessly confident personality prevents him from fathoming such a thing as not being AMAZING as something. He is God's BEST DUDE FOREVER for some reason. Yes. That God. Capital G.

Signature Dish: Cream of onion soup, nothing particularly impressive or difficult, just something he likes to make the most.

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Full Name: Humphrey "Honey" J. Howard

Gender: Male

Height: 5"8'

Weight: 140lbs

Nationality: Celestial Canadian

Position: Divine King, French Club Vice-President, "Cooking Assistant" (read: the brawn)

Favourite Food: Pomegranates

Info: One day the man upstairs got bored, and decided to take a vacation on Earth. Seventeen years later, he's sidekick to a hyperactive idiot who insists they join in this culinary madness. Humphrey has a wide mean streak, and has a tendency to do things unconventionally due to his god powers; he can't swim, he just bends reality so he never has to, his hair is about six feet long and sky blue but it doesn't drag on the ground because he has a constant breeze lifting it, his only friend was about to be kicked out of private school for being gay so he made changed history to allow laxer rules at the institution. His powers aren't without limits, and he can't affect free will in the slightest (in fact he can't argue his way out of a paper bag) and Vie severely frowns on him using his powers to cheat in say... cooking competitions... but that doesn't mean he can't rough up their opponents real sneaky like...

Signature Dish: Revenge.

APPARENTLY PEOPLE LIKE THESE TWO SO I THOUGHT I'D USE 'EM.

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Description
TODAY IN LAST MINUTE THEATRE. I enter an OCT.

Full Name: Quincy "Vie/Vivi" Vespasien

Gender: Male

Height: 5"9'

Weight: 145lbs

Nationality: WASPy French Canadian

Position: French Club President, Would-be Chef

Favourite Food: Onions, Leeks, Scallions.

Info: Vie comes off as that overly social popped collar douchebag who would steal your girlfriend in high school, if not for the fact he's gay. He isn't a very good cook, but the nature of his fearlessly confident personality prevents him from fathoming such a thing as not being AMAZING as something. He is God's BEST DUDE FOREVER for some reason. Yes. That God. Capital G.

Signature Dish: Cream of onion soup, nothing particularly impressive or difficult, just something he likes to make the most.

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Full Name: Humphrey "Honey" J. Howard

Gender: Male

Height: 5"8'

Weight: 140lbs

Nationality: Celestial Canadian

Position: Divine King, French Club Vice-President, "Cooking Assistant" (read: the brawn)

Favourite Food: Pomegranates

Info: One day the man upstairs got bored, and decided to take a vacation on Earth. Seventeen years later, he's sidekick to a hyperactive idiot who insists they join in this culinary madness. Humphrey has a wide mean streak, and has a tendency to do things unconventionally due to his god powers; he can't swim, he just bends reality so he never has to, his hair is about six feet long and sky blue but it doesn't drag on the ground because he has a constant breeze lifting it, his only friend was about to be kicked out of private school for being gay so he made changed history to allow laxer rules at the institution. His powers aren't without limits, and he can't affect free will in the slightest (in fact he can't argue his way out of a paper bag) and Vie severely frowns on him using his powers to cheat in say... cooking competitions... but that doesn't mean he can't rough up their opponents real sneaky like...

Signature Dish: Revenge.

APPARENTLY PEOPLE LIKE THESE TWO SO I THOUGHT I'D USE 'EM.

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