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I feel like as far as maps of balkanization in the British Isles go, most people take the easy route: break the UK into its 4 constituent countries and be done with it. And why not? These 4 nations have a fairly consistent internal national identity; a person from Caithness and a person from Lothian will most likely both call themselves "Scottish" if asked, random people in Kent, London, and Manchester will all likely respond to "English", people from Cardiff and Merionethshire will agree on "Welsh", and so on. Of course, Northern Ireland is a much more complicated situation in that regard, but that's a nest of vipers we'll step around today.

Of course, there are cultural differences that, while not on the scale of a national identity, certainly creates regional identities. England famously has a split between the stereotypical ideas of a posh, commerce-oriented south and a hardscrabble, industry-oriented north. Scotland also has a famous split between Highlands and Lowlands, and Northern Ireland is...dear god, Northern Ireland. Meanwhile, there's also been plenty of division in the past, with England's "Heptarchy" that inspired Game of Thrones' worldbuilding, various separations between the Germanic settlers and Celtic natives, and Ireland has its traditional four provinces (though fun fact: it used to be five before Meath got absorbed into Ulster and Leinster.)

So, without regard to any real likelihood of anything, I present to you a totally arbitrary balkanization of the British Isles that I feel goes a bit deeper than most people might do, taking elements such as the Heptarchy, Kingdom of the Isles, the Germanic-Celtic split, and traditional regional definitions and mashing them all together to make one big beautiful mess of a thing. I love it.
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By a margin of one vote, the British Isles won the poll. I think that I'll probably go down the list, so next would be Eastern Europe.

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I feel like as far as maps of balkanization in the British Isles go, most people take the easy route: break the UK into its 4 constituent countries and be done with it. And why not? These 4 nations have a fairly consistent internal national identity; a person from Caithness and a person from Lothian will most likely both call themselves "Scottish" if asked, random people in Kent, London, and Manchester will all likely respond to "English", people from Cardiff and Merionethshire will agree on "Welsh", and so on. Of course, Northern Ireland is a much more complicated situation in that regard, but that's a nest of vipers we'll step around today.

Of course, there are cultural differences that, while not on the scale of a national identity, certainly creates regional identities. England famously has a split between the stereotypical ideas of a posh, commerce-oriented south and a hardscrabble, industry-oriented north. Scotland also has a famous split between Highlands and Lowlands, and Northern Ireland is...dear god, Northern Ireland. Meanwhile, there's also been plenty of division in the past, with England's "Heptarchy" that inspired Game of Thrones' worldbuilding, various separations between the Germanic settlers and Celtic natives, and Ireland has its traditional four provinces (though fun fact: it used to be five before Meath got absorbed into Ulster and Leinster.)

So, without regard to any real likelihood of anything, I present to you a totally arbitrary balkanization of the British Isles that I feel goes a bit deeper than most people might do, taking elements such as the Heptarchy, Kingdom of the Isles, the Germanic-Celtic split, and traditional regional definitions and mashing them all together to make one big beautiful mess of a thing. I love it.
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By a margin of one vote, the British Isles won the poll. I think that I'll probably go down the list, so next would be Eastern Europe.