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Look, u may not understand the some of the jokes in this if you havent seen, "Charlie The Unicorn" on youtube. Do it. Link in description. GO TO IT. It may affect your enjoyment of this chapter. And im seeing how the story will look if i decided to not use "Text Talk" this chapter. Leave a comment telling me if you want me to switch back or if u like it better this way.

Flashback Time!!!

Hidan: Ok, fuck all you godless heathens!! *runs deeper into forest*
Kisame: Sweet, one less mouth to feed.
Dei: Agreed.
Tobi: But what about Hidan-Sama?
Dei: He wont die. Don't worry.
Kisame: Even if he did, hes Kakuzu's partner. Not Our problem.

OK. back to the present.

The sun was setting and it was starting to get cold out, it had already been two days sense our favorite jashinist left the gang. He had been attacked by wolves, witch he killed, been without fresh water and food for quite a while now. And his arm was starting to look delious....Now, we all know the potty mouth is immortal, but even superhuman freaks of nature get hungry too, rite?

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Hidan POV

"Jashin dammit! Why coundent those assholes just buy me some food?! Ramen is cheap! How the hell could that blond kyubi fuck (naruto...) pay for it all the Jashin damn time?! Hey....whats the hell is that thing?"

It appeared to be a unicorn.

"Im no thing asshole. Im a unicorn. CHARLIE, the unicorn."
"Dont call me asshole,asshole!"
"Look. Dont go to candy mountain."
"Why the hell not?!"
The unicorn looks dreamily into the air."I went in search of the mountain, once."
"And?"
Charlie looks back at hidan, with eyes filled with rage.

*charlies flashback*

"Candy mountain, charlie! Candy mountain!"
"Shun the none beliver! shun!!!! SHUN!!!!"
"This magical bridge...This magical bridge of hope and wonder,charleeeeeee..."
"ChARLEEEE....Char-leeee.....were on a bridge...charleee......"
"Charleeee where here..."
"candy mountain...Candy mountain....feel me up with such sugary goodness!"
"Go inside the candy mountain cave charlie! Yea charlie!"
"Magical wonders behold you when you enter..."
"Good bye Charlie....Yea,good bye Charlie"

"WAIT! WHAT?!" Charlie screamed as the doors closed as his world was filled with darkness and pain.

*flash back OVER*

"Those assholes stole my goddamn kidney!!! And it was no candy! Just sadness and disappointment!"
"Dude, where going to CandyLAND not candy mountain."
"Tell me, do you have to cross a bridge to get there?"

*Flashback*

KIsame: After we cross the Naruto Uzumaki bridge, we should be there.
Deidara: Isnt that the Kyubi kid?

* Flashback OVER*

"Well, Kisame did say we had to cross the some brige..."
"You have to save your friends!"
"Hell no! They deserver to have their jashin damn kidneys taken away! And im to tired anyway."

Charlie points his horn toward hidan,"What the fuck?". A sprinkled jelly donut with an massive amount of color slides off of his horn and into hidan's hands.

"Explain. Rite now you fucked up pony."
"The donut will give you energy to save your friends!"
"Im not some pussy who eats some kinda rainbow donut!"
"It tastes like gummy bears and skittles."
"A donut that tastes like candy?"
"Your in a filler arc in the naruto universe. NOTHING has to make sence."
"True."
"Eat it."
"Fine." Hidan eats the donut and starts to feel VERY HYPER. And did i mention homicidal?

"Yo. Charle. Thanks for the donut."
"YEa....wwhat are u doing with that syth?"
"Its a surprise." Hidan edges closer to the unicorn.
"Shit..."

Hidan slices, and just manages to cut Charlie.

"Shit not again!" charlie screams. And just like that disappears.

"Damn....well i guess ill go back...and find those idiots....". Hidan begins to run off back to the main rode.

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Description
Look, u may not understand the some of the jokes in this if you havent seen, "Charlie The Unicorn" on youtube. Do it. Link in description. GO TO IT. It may affect your enjoyment of this chapter. And im seeing how the story will look if i decided to not use "Text Talk" this chapter. Leave a comment telling me if you want me to switch back or if u like it better this way.

Flashback Time!!!

Hidan: Ok, fuck all you godless heathens!! *runs deeper into forest*
Kisame: Sweet, one less mouth to feed.
Dei: Agreed.
Tobi: But what about Hidan-Sama?
Dei: He wont die. Don't worry.
Kisame: Even if he did, hes Kakuzu's partner. Not Our problem.

OK. back to the present.

The sun was setting and it was starting to get cold out, it had already been two days sense our favorite jashinist left the gang. He had been attacked by wolves, witch he killed, been without fresh water and food for quite a while now. And his arm was starting to look delious....Now, we all know the potty mouth is immortal, but even superhuman freaks of nature get hungry too, rite?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hidan POV

"Jashin dammit! Why coundent those assholes just buy me some food?! Ramen is cheap! How the hell could that blond kyubi fuck (naruto...) pay for it all the Jashin damn time?! Hey....whats the hell is that thing?"

It appeared to be a unicorn.

"Im no thing asshole. Im a unicorn. CHARLIE, the unicorn."
"Dont call me asshole,asshole!"
"Look. Dont go to candy mountain."
"Why the hell not?!"
The unicorn looks dreamily into the air."I went in search of the mountain, once."
"And?"
Charlie looks back at hidan, with eyes filled with rage.

*charlies flashback*

"Candy mountain, charlie! Candy mountain!"
"Shun the none beliver! shun!!!! SHUN!!!!"
"This magical bridge...This magical bridge of hope and wonder,charleeeeeee..."
"ChARLEEEE....Char-leeee.....were on a bridge...charleee......"
"Charleeee where here..."
"candy mountain...Candy mountain....feel me up with such sugary goodness!"
"Go inside the candy mountain cave charlie! Yea charlie!"
"Magical wonders behold you when you enter..."
"Good bye Charlie....Yea,good bye Charlie"

"WAIT! WHAT?!" Charlie screamed as the doors closed as his world was filled with darkness and pain.

*flash back OVER*

"Those assholes stole my goddamn kidney!!! And it was no candy! Just sadness and disappointment!"
"Dude, where going to CandyLAND not candy mountain."
"Tell me, do you have to cross a bridge to get there?"

*Flashback*

KIsame: After we cross the Naruto Uzumaki bridge, we should be there.
Deidara: Isnt that the Kyubi kid?

* Flashback OVER*

"Well, Kisame did say we had to cross the some brige..."
"You have to save your friends!"
"Hell no! They deserver to have their jashin damn kidneys taken away! And im to tired anyway."

Charlie points his horn toward hidan,"What the fuck?". A sprinkled jelly donut with an massive amount of color slides off of his horn and into hidan's hands.

"Explain. Rite now you fucked up pony."
"The donut will give you energy to save your friends!"
"Im not some pussy who eats some kinda rainbow donut!"
"It tastes like gummy bears and skittles."
"A donut that tastes like candy?"
"Your in a filler arc in the naruto universe. NOTHING has to make sence."
"True."
"Eat it."
"Fine." Hidan eats the donut and starts to feel VERY HYPER. And did i mention homicidal?

"Yo. Charle. Thanks for the donut."
"YEa....wwhat are u doing with that syth?"
"Its a surprise." Hidan edges closer to the unicorn.
"Shit..."

Hidan slices, and just manages to cut Charlie.

"Shit not again!" charlie screams. And just like that disappears.

"Damn....well i guess ill go back...and find those idiots....". Hidan begins to run off back to the main rode.

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