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10. The Coon from South Park- He's Eric Cartman, do I really need to explain?

 

09. Captain Hero from Drawn Together- Yeah he's supposed to be a joke hero but come on, this guy is one of the biggest assholes to put on a cape

 

08. The Authority- Now while they are cool characters, and I recommend people to pick up copies of their comic, these guys are awful, yes they take out villains but they more or less rule the earth with an iron fist and will level a city to get their point across

 

07. Fatman from Freakazoid- Oh look he's fat, hilarious....-_-'

 

06. Dragonfly from Superhero Movie- Let me talk about parody superheroes, you wanna know the ones people remember best, guys like Freakazoid, the Crimson Chin, Meteor Man, and the like, they're still original concepts granted that's not to say you can't make direct parodies of heroes look at the Justice Friends but that said heroes like Major Glory and Val Hallen, have their own personalities and characteristics that set them apart from Captain America and Thor, that's not the case for the Dragonfly, who's basically Spiderman, same backstory and origin, and the worst of all, Drake Bell who played this superzero is now the voice of Spiderman

 

05. Hammerman- A superhero based on MC Hammer.....let that sink in for a bit

 

04. Patrickman fro SpongeBob Squarepants- Yeah, lets make the lazy asshole, who only became even more of an ass in the newer episodes of SpongeBob, into a superhero

 

03. Tattooed Teenaged Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills- I'm still flabbergasted that this was a thing

 

02. Captain Melonhead from Ed, Edd, n Eddy- Why is he popular, I mean this is only a further sign that poor Johnny is slipping more and more into insanity and next thing you know, after an accident where Plank gets chopped up or something, he goes Columbine in Peach Creek

 

01. Major Man from Powerpuff Girls- Where do I begin with the guy who kicks a dog into traffic, sets a fire, and pays a group of thugs to beat up an old blind man just so he can play hero, I mean, he couldn't go to another city that doesn't have a hero, he really needs to compete with little girls to make himself feel good, plus how dare he steal Johnny Bravo's hairstyle

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monstermaster13 [2021-11-26 02:27:42 +0000 UTC]

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El-Drago-800 [2020-06-26 17:48:02 +0000 UTC]

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Jimma1300 [2018-02-15 01:45:00 +0000 UTC]

On the subject of Fatman. How come morbidly obese characters in cartoons always make great villains but TERRIBLE heroes? 

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Mr-Wolfman-Thomas In reply to Jimma1300 [2018-02-15 01:58:53 +0000 UTC]

I don't know, maybe because with villains they usually are taken seriously like with Kingpin from Spiderman while with heroes they fall under the "tra-la-la I'm a fat person and oh no I fell" trope

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Jimma1300 In reply to Mr-Wolfman-Thomas [2018-02-15 02:09:37 +0000 UTC]

In cartoons, they have some kickass morbidly obese villains like Kingpin, The Blob, Ursula The Sea Witch, Dr Robotnik, Mandragora in Justice League Unlimited, Grodd in the DCAU and many others. Yet fat heroes and good guys are always with fail either HEAVILY toned down in terms of obesity or fat joke characters that are lame and just made to be laughed at

Any fat heroes i've seen are always either:

- Pretty much 'normal-sized' characters that are just a little bit chubby or overweight but TINY compared to the huge villains i just mentioned

- Joke characters that are just fat for comedy like Fatman for example
 
- Ball inflation characters

- Lame, dim-witted characters with annoying voices like Big the Cat from Sonic 

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Nicholasquick3000 [2016-07-07 01:55:53 +0000 UTC]

Starfishman is much better, Patrickman is terrible

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Deep-Strike [2013-12-03 20:54:41 +0000 UTC]

Major Man  ? Are you fucking kidding me ? He's the best superhero ever.

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NTSEFAN In reply to Deep-Strike [2017-02-04 01:41:49 +0000 UTC]

You're joking, right?     

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Deep-Strike In reply to NTSEFAN [2017-02-04 02:18:48 +0000 UTC]

Of course I was. However hus theme song is cool

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NTSEFAN In reply to Deep-Strike [2017-02-04 02:57:22 +0000 UTC]

Okay then, just checking.  

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death-tribble [2013-11-14 13:26:58 +0000 UTC]

The Authority was more of a writing issue specifically Miller who wrote Kick Ass.

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FrogwoodProductions [2013-11-14 11:00:44 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Mr-Wolfman-Thomas In reply to FrogwoodProductions [2013-11-14 14:53:51 +0000 UTC]

no prob man

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