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Think that Aquaman is the "lamest" superhero? Well you better take that back, because there are other "superheroes" that stink worse than my cousin Jacob's shoes (and Aquaman is actually stronger and well deserving to be part of the classic Justice League team than you think).

#10.) Matter Muncher Lad: That name wasn't just for a superhero-ego given to Chester McBadbat of "Fairly Odd Parents," there actually is an actual superhero called that.-_- Surprised this guy hasn't gain weight or even have the guts to swallow what he eats. And what if he eats...waste.

#09.) Patrick-Man: From the episode with the same name from Spongebob, Patrick tries to find a purpose in life, so he decided to become a superhero. Well, he does have massive strength and can fly (as seen in "The Sponge Who Can Fly" ) so what could go wrong? Than again it's Patrick we're talking here, and he's a total idiot and heart-less jerk these days.-_-
Stopping to students from high-fiving each other, arresting Mrs. Puff from the wrong reason, and trying to rip off heads off the townsfolk....Change that backwards "P" into a more appropriate letter, "L" for loser.

#08.) Squirrel Girl: Yipes! Looks like she got punched in both eyes and never got a wink of sleep. Plus, squirrels aren't the solution to everything.

#07.) Arm Fell-Off Boy: Ewwww!!! At least Fall-Apart Rabbit from "Bonkers," didn't had any guts of organs showing when he takes off his limbs!

#06.) Color Kid: Rainbow Bright and the Care Bears called, they want their Rainbow magic back!

#05.) Extrano: This guy's a hero? He looks like a villain, and a very fruity one at that. Either way, I can't take this guy seriously.-_-

#04.) (tie) Leather Boy & Big Bertha: For Leather Boy, that dude should be working in Las Vegas not as a superhero. And there's also the homophobic folk to deal with, like my brother.
For Big Bertha, gaining weight/inflation & and losing weight aren't super-powers, one's a fetish and the other is a way to cheat on Weight Watchers.

#03.) Captain Hero (Drawn Together): I've said it before, just because I watched a few clips of that mediocre show doesn't mean that I enjoyed it, I mostly watch them to see what's so great about (and I found nothing). And the clips I've seen of guy are sick-in-the-brains with his sexuality-swings, fetishes, hobbies, and his just plain stupid.-_-
And it hurts to find out that he is voiced by Jess Harnell.

#02.) Animal Man (DC Shorts): I've never heard of this guy, but in the cartoon shorts AM is a lunatic and failure as a hero. Acting like animals and using the wrong ones catch/stop villains doesn't make a good-hero, that's a screw-loose that needs to be put back to the Funny Farm.

#01.) Frank Miller's version of the DC heroes: Before all of you fanboys go in a tizzy about this, did you actually read any of Miller's work both "Dark Knight" and everything after that under Frank's name?
From what I heard, there was a moment when Frank lost his mind and decided to make the heroes and heroines very unlikable and out-of-character:
*Turning Batman into a disgruntled psycho and killing anyone who crosses his path, villain or not.
*Turning Superman into a vain sadist
*Turning Wonder Woman into an angry woman who can't make-up her mind whether she hates men or not, and for the wrong reasons.
I even watched "Return of the Dark Knight" (part 1), and it was too painful to watch because everything was just so out-of-character, horrible written, and too dark for my standards (that's $40, I'll never get back -_- ).

Dishonorable mentions:
*Elongated Man- Comparing himself to Plastic Man? Please! Plastic Man does more that just stretching his limbs, EM is just an amateur.
*Halle Berry's Catwoman/Patients Phillips
*The heroes from "Super Hero Movie"
*Doorman
*Dazzler
*Any of the heroes created in "Super Friends"

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Think that Aquaman is the "lamest" superhero? Well you better take that back, because there are other "superheroes" that stink worse than my cousin Jacob's shoes (and Aquaman is actually stronger and well deserving to be part of the classic Justice League team than you think).

#10.) Matter Muncher Lad: That name wasn't just for a superhero-ego given to Chester McBadbat of "Fairly Odd Parents," there actually is an actual superhero called that.-_- Surprised this guy hasn't gain weight or even have the guts to swallow what he eats. And what if he eats...waste.

#09.) Patrick-Man: From the episode with the same name from Spongebob, Patrick tries to find a purpose in life, so he decided to become a superhero. Well, he does have massive strength and can fly (as seen in "The Sponge Who Can Fly" ) so what could go wrong? Than again it's Patrick we're talking here, and he's a total idiot and heart-less jerk these days.-_-
Stopping to students from high-fiving each other, arresting Mrs. Puff from the wrong reason, and trying to rip off heads off the townsfolk....Change that backwards "P" into a more appropriate letter, "L" for loser.

#08.) Squirrel Girl: Yipes! Looks like she got punched in both eyes and never got a wink of sleep. Plus, squirrels aren't the solution to everything.

#07.) Arm Fell-Off Boy: Ewwww!!! At least Fall-Apart Rabbit from "Bonkers," didn't had any guts of organs showing when he takes off his limbs!

#06.) Color Kid: Rainbow Bright and the Care Bears called, they want their Rainbow magic back!

#05.) Extrano: This guy's a hero? He looks like a villain, and a very fruity one at that. Either way, I can't take this guy seriously.-_-

#04.) (tie) Leather Boy & Big Bertha: For Leather Boy, that dude should be working in Las Vegas not as a superhero. And there's also the homophobic folk to deal with, like my brother.
For Big Bertha, gaining weight/inflation & and losing weight aren't super-powers, one's a fetish and the other is a way to cheat on Weight Watchers.

#03.) Captain Hero (Drawn Together): I've said it before, just because I watched a few clips of that mediocre show doesn't mean that I enjoyed it, I mostly watch them to see what's so great about (and I found nothing). And the clips I've seen of guy are sick-in-the-brains with his sexuality-swings, fetishes, hobbies, and his just plain stupid.-_-
And it hurts to find out that he is voiced by Jess Harnell.

#02.) Animal Man (DC Shorts): I've never heard of this guy, but in the cartoon shorts AM is a lunatic and failure as a hero. Acting like animals and using the wrong ones catch/stop villains doesn't make a good-hero, that's a screw-loose that needs to be put back to the Funny Farm.

#01.) Frank Miller's version of the DC heroes: Before all of you fanboys go in a tizzy about this, did you actually read any of Miller's work both "Dark Knight" and everything after that under Frank's name?
From what I heard, there was a moment when Frank lost his mind and decided to make the heroes and heroines very unlikable and out-of-character:
*Turning Batman into a disgruntled psycho and killing anyone who crosses his path, villain or not.
*Turning Superman into a vain sadist
*Turning Wonder Woman into an angry woman who can't make-up her mind whether she hates men or not, and for the wrong reasons.
I even watched "Return of the Dark Knight" (part 1), and it was too painful to watch because everything was just so out-of-character, horrible written, and too dark for my standards (that's $40, I'll never get back -_- ).

Dishonorable mentions:
*Elongated Man- Comparing himself to Plastic Man? Please! Plastic Man does more that just stretching his limbs, EM is just an amateur.
*Halle Berry's Catwoman/Patients Phillips
*The heroes from "Super Hero Movie"
*Doorman
*Dazzler
*Any of the heroes created in "Super Friends"