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UPDATE: Hey transfans! Do you like my Transformer humor, but can’t understand why I taint the rest of my gallery with filthy hyooman characters? I’ve opened up a NEW gallery that’s one-hundred percent robot rousings. Transformer jokes will still be uploaded to this gallery as well, so if you like my general jokes then there’s no reason to watch the other site. So if you’d like to follow along Optimus and gang thru transfunny misadventures, head on over to Cappitron!
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Cappy's Rockin' Rendition
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Let me level with ya. I have a lot of Transformer jokes lined up. I mean…holy crap, I don’t even know where I come up with these things. I have like, five pages front-to-back of lame jokes.
Lame jokes…that are awesome!
Wait, what?

Imma tryin’ to chuck a general joke or another series that’ll get daisy-cut by the clusterbomb that will be Transfunny jokes. See, I managed to get the Transformer jokes cleared off my preview page! But the Transformer puns…they just keep getting made! It is my curse! Thus I’ve come up with the solution of three Transformer arts to every one general or other series joke until I defrag my robotic ramblings.
CUZ I GOTTA GET RID OF THESE BINDER PAPER NOTES EVERYWHERE.

So keep your spirits high my general buddies, you’ll eventually see other jokes not related to metal robots acting like they’ve downloaded Microsoft Vista into their brains. I just…gotta get some of them done. Although, in my defense, Transformers are by leaps and bounds the most popular thing in my gallery. The people have spoken, and I am your joke monkey.

Almost all of my Transformer pictures start with the preface “I, as a grown man, found myself yet again in the toy isle screaming at shifty-eyed parents “DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!!””
It’s practically ‘Once Upon A Time…’ with my Transformer pictures.

And then there’s the wait of shame that comes from the checkout lady. I always get the feeling that this middle aged woman behind the counter, dead inside from working seven years at a Wal-Mart, fingertips stained a jaundice shade of yellow from smoking a pack a day, thinks to herself “Well, I’m still better off than this manchild right here.”

Verily, I am sure girl transfans (yes, they do exist! And they’re all subscribed to me!) get the opposite effect and are probably hit on by every male cashier once it is discovered they are the PRIME girlfriend material.

And…that’s it. I thought it was a funny idea for a picture. Oh, and the soulless employee is being portrayed by the educated lylix [link] whose vocabulary and history knowledge trumps even mine! Look at how she shows off her amazing acting skills by playing the “non-Transformer fan cashier”. Pure illustrative poetry, you can sense the deep seeded disappointment for me being in her checkout lane coming from her ransom words!

Also, I think this is the first time I’ve drawn myself with glasses. I used to pride myself by saying, “I’m not the stereotypical comic artist with glasses, facial hair, and pear shaped body structure.”

Then my eyesight crapped out from playing the Virtual Boy for hours with the fifteen minute break timer turned off as a youth.

Then I grew facial hair so that people would stop mistaking me for a sixteen-year-old. It sometimes works.

And now my metabolism is shutting down and I gain three pounds from just looking at a brownie.
-The “WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME GOD?!” Cappy

For the copycats: micron pigma pen 03 (linework), prismacolor markers, uniball 207 gel pen, sharpie marker.

Description
UPDATE: Hey transfans! Do you like my Transformer humor, but can’t understand why I taint the rest of my gallery with filthy hyooman characters? I’ve opened up a NEW gallery that’s one-hundred percent robot rousings. Transformer jokes will still be uploaded to this gallery as well, so if you like my general jokes then there’s no reason to watch the other site. So if you’d like to follow along Optimus and gang thru transfunny misadventures, head on over to Cappitron!
[link]

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Cappy's Rockin' Rendition
====================
Let me level with ya. I have a lot of Transformer jokes lined up. I mean…holy crap, I don’t even know where I come up with these things. I have like, five pages front-to-back of lame jokes.
Lame jokes…that are awesome!
Wait, what?

Imma tryin’ to chuck a general joke or another series that’ll get daisy-cut by the clusterbomb that will be Transfunny jokes. See, I managed to get the Transformer jokes cleared off my preview page! But the Transformer puns…they just keep getting made! It is my curse! Thus I’ve come up with the solution of three Transformer arts to every one general or other series joke until I defrag my robotic ramblings.
CUZ I GOTTA GET RID OF THESE BINDER PAPER NOTES EVERYWHERE.

So keep your spirits high my general buddies, you’ll eventually see other jokes not related to metal robots acting like they’ve downloaded Microsoft Vista into their brains. I just…gotta get some of them done. Although, in my defense, Transformers are by leaps and bounds the most popular thing in my gallery. The people have spoken, and I am your joke monkey.

Almost all of my Transformer pictures start with the preface “I, as a grown man, found myself yet again in the toy isle screaming at shifty-eyed parents “DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!!””
It’s practically ‘Once Upon A Time…’ with my Transformer pictures.

And then there’s the wait of shame that comes from the checkout lady. I always get the feeling that this middle aged woman behind the counter, dead inside from working seven years at a Wal-Mart, fingertips stained a jaundice shade of yellow from smoking a pack a day, thinks to herself “Well, I’m still better off than this manchild right here.”

Verily, I am sure girl transfans (yes, they do exist! And they’re all subscribed to me!) get the opposite effect and are probably hit on by every male cashier once it is discovered they are the PRIME girlfriend material.

And…that’s it. I thought it was a funny idea for a picture. Oh, and the soulless employee is being portrayed by the educated lylix [link] whose vocabulary and history knowledge trumps even mine! Look at how she shows off her amazing acting skills by playing the “non-Transformer fan cashier”. Pure illustrative poetry, you can sense the deep seeded disappointment for me being in her checkout lane coming from her ransom words!

Also, I think this is the first time I’ve drawn myself with glasses. I used to pride myself by saying, “I’m not the stereotypical comic artist with glasses, facial hair, and pear shaped body structure.”

Then my eyesight crapped out from playing the Virtual Boy for hours with the fifteen minute break timer turned off as a youth.

Then I grew facial hair so that people would stop mistaking me for a sixteen-year-old. It sometimes works.

And now my metabolism is shutting down and I gain three pounds from just looking at a brownie.
-The “WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME GOD?!” Cappy

For the copycats: micron pigma pen 03 (linework), prismacolor markers, uniball 207 gel pen, sharpie marker.