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I watched Teeth yesterday. For those who don't know, it's a movie about the Vagina Dentata mythology. That is to say, a girlie wif teef in her hoo-hah. And there's this part... *giggle*... where the dude.... *snort*.... it's so awful it's funny. However, had I actually been the owner of a penis, I doubt my reaction would have been the same.Thom (c)
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The whole concept for me in the film was despite maintaining Purity until marriage is sort of saying maintaining purity until you want to end it. Self control being the defining factor. Love respect, honoring someones wishes and proper connection with mutual desire. She Proved she could maintain a sexual relationship for as long as all the rules were adhered to..... for as long as she wanted to be "entered". But when a guy/cock transgresses or makes her feel compromised or angry she sorta.....well......bares her teeth!
Guys for the most part are stupid. Like its not enough he took advantage her by dropping her barriers down with drugs and champagne at a very vulnerable time in her life,but he found it imperative to rub her cut trusting face in his transgressions! The second guy garnered her trust (prince charming an d savior to rip her away from her monster) and she gave herself willingly (well, under the influence of his mothers sedatives and the champagne which are in themselves panty droppers) and it was good....for everyone. She liked it so much she went back for seconds. But when she found out about the bet it wasn't about love or respect but about a bet and shallow abuse well of her sexual "self", she did what I would have done.....if i was a girl: Chomp that paltry ditty off and spit it back in his face....or feed it to the dog.
I found it really funny that the step brother seemed to love his dog more than his father, girlfriend or step sister and the feeling in the end seemed mutual, judging from the expression of the dog after he chewed daddy's pinchu up enough to render it useless but spit it out in the end (for later use?). Yuumm!
Remember the whole myth comes from a latent fear of the power of the "cunta", vagina, the core of the female id from a time of ignorance and fear. Remember there was a time when the word cunt ascribed that part of woman as a place of worship and reverence. It has become a dirty word a derogatory word for that luscious female anatomical bit because of male driven societies obvious suspicious or afraid of the power Infinity Gate has over the minds and hearts of men! It is because of that fear or suspicion that such myths as Vaginal dentata can continue to be present in the universal unconsciousness of society along with all the other bullshit myths that govern our lives as thinking, feeling beings. It has carried over from those days ad-nauseum as is still apparent in such films and repeated iterations of the dark myth.
If women actually did have teeth on there pretty pussies there would be waaaaay less rape and abuses propagated against them.....don't you all think? And that was the closing statement of the film. That last one "look" in her eyes when she finally realized that power her Ventra Dentata gave her and obviously decided to give that dirty old man what he THOUGHT he wanted....priceless!
Fucking SURPRISE! AH...vengeful empowerment at last!
What bummed me out about the film was their chickening out showing her parts. afterall, they did show the severed dicks (whcich shocked the hell out of me) why not show the vaginal choppers too!?
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This movie was just adorable and hilarious! I made all of my guy friends watch it just to see them clutch their crotches in mortification! c:
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I know I was endlessly amused. Best bad B movie ever.
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lol very. I made one of my guyfriends watch it, he nearly wet himself XDDD the only reason he didn't was because he was clutching his dong in horror.
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But then again almost every guy that got his pen15 bit off deserved it that movie...
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I watched this movie with my friend. Ugh, wierdest movie in the entire world!
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XDDD omg, I nearly wet myself laughing. It was so weird and horrible it was hilarious.
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Heh heh I know!!!
Lovely picture though!
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COPY/PASTE is everyone's BFF! 
I love both of their second expression. Socked silence before it sinks in. *cackle* AND OMG what gets me the most is the little snort in the bg!
Mir: You remembered!
And Thom's sitting posture is perfect. He officially sits no other way. xD
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This is not copy pasta. What are you talking about?!
>_>
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Lmao, I ADORE Thom's expression in the last panel, and Calvin's in the second. They just make me lol. Oh, and Mir snortage. How could I leave that out? It's adorable.
Claire: O_o? Thom? You know you CAN close your legs. We all know you have a penis, you don't have to put it on display.
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I love our menfolk in general. Calvin remains the most sex-able manhunk that never existed.
Thom: I believe otherwise. -_- I would be denying the world if I hid it!
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Calvin: *cocky strut*
Lol, I must disagree in favor of our Thomcat. ;D <3
Claire: -__- Lucas will pick it up if you're not careful.
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Thom: And why shouldn't the boy show off, too? He takes after his father, after all. >3
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Claire: *facepalm* By that logic Blake should be able to wear short little minis to show off her legs, since she takes after her mother. --__-
Blake: *elsewhere* Look at them gams! >D
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Thom: *insta-scowl* NO she may NOT! >C
Lucas: *horror stricken* UGH! Put on some PANTS you she-beast! Or at least shave! Fuckin' yeti status right there!
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Claire: Exactly. *rolls eyes* If Blake isn't allowed to be a sexual deviant, neither is Lucas. I'm not ready to be a grandma. >C And besides... he's my baby boy... >_>
Blake: *too busy making eyes at boys making eyes at her* *ignores*
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Thom: It's different! Lucas can't get knocked up! D<
Lucas: *death glare at classmates* WTF YOU LOOKIN' AT?!
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Claire: No, but he CAN knock a girl up! DDD< And that's just as bad!
Random boy: Your hot sister, man.
Blake: *enjoying the attention* 83
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Thom: Not if it's not MY daughter. -_-
Lucas: *seething* *punches Random Boy straight in the nose*
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Claire: *scowl* Buy them BOTH chastity belts then. >C I won't have my little boy knocking anyone up.
Blake: LUCAS!!! DDDD< CUT IT OUT!
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Thom: *snort* Fine, whatever.
Lucas: My sister will NOT be the class whore! D<
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Lol, awwwww he does care. Also, she totally will be. Claire was when she was in school. >_>
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Thom&Lucas: *SO don't want to be involved in this convo anymore*
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oh god, I had already heard about this film..
(funny how the girl still has relations, though..)
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*giggle* I watched it like three times. Its all just SO ridiculous you cant help but laugh!
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i have still yet to see that movie. for some reason, no one is willing to watch it
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Lol, it's good, if only because it's so horrible it's funny. Like, there's one part where the girl's vagina teeth bites the dude's cock off, and then she climbs off him and stands there, and it falls out with the dramatic "DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!" music in the BG. I about died loling. And THEN the DOG eats it!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Lol, exactly. It's only funny to me because I has no penor. :3
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LMAO! I saw that movie in the store last night! It looked kinda... off. But I'm glad you enjoyed it! Kudos on the piccy pic!
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Lol, thank you! I may fix Thom's legs... they'd be funnier if he crossed them at the end
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Indeed! Arms crossed, hunched over... Mwahaha
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Lol, those poor boys. I laugh at their misfortune!
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