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NapalmBonerfart — SGT Splooge REDUX

Published: 2007-10-23 18:02:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 1525; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 1
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Description He's BIG! He's FAT! He's got a 12 gauge Chain-Gun arm! He's got an Arm Cannon! And he's the Sergeant of a highly disciplined mercenary group who's been given the assignment to kill Balrog the Clown! With 650 lbs of fat and fury, a shit-ton of fire-power, and a group of mercenaries (who actually understand what he's saying) he's ready to wreak havoc on the city that contains the white-clad psychopath... but can he defeat the psychopath himself?

Just a redraw of SGT Splooge. I took away the battery because I decided it wasn't really working for me. I also made sure to make him fatter. TONS fatter. Needless to say, I'll be making alot of jokes about this.
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samuraiblake [2007-12-20 23:28:46 +0000 UTC]

So lemme get this straight... a gorup of highly trained mercs are out to kill you? Ha they must not hate furries than, unless thats just a pass-time. I like the unique character though.

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NapalmBonerfart In reply to samuraiblake [2007-12-21 17:18:44 +0000 UTC]

They are after Balrog the Clown, my COMIC character.

Since that comic takes place in the near future and Furries have no future, there is little to no mention of them in that comic concept. (If there were, they'd probably be counted as a force of pure evil/retardation.)

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samuraiblake In reply to NapalmBonerfart [2007-12-21 20:46:07 +0000 UTC]

^^ alrighty then, dont tread lightly though friend they are a sneaky foe, watch your back, take some space marines with you to the convention when you raid, remember, in numbers, like the imperial guard, they can be deadly.

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NapalmBonerfart In reply to samuraiblake [2007-12-22 08:01:54 +0000 UTC]

Being a Guardsman myself (Death Korp.) I know how such event should be handled and what tools to cleans with.

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samuraiblake In reply to NapalmBonerfart [2007-12-22 08:28:40 +0000 UTC]

Well using the Codex Termanatus I believe the only way is with fire...

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NapalmBonerfart In reply to samuraiblake [2007-12-22 09:25:51 +0000 UTC]

'Kill it with fire'

One of my favorite memes...

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samuraiblake In reply to NapalmBonerfart [2007-12-23 19:21:00 +0000 UTC]

Beware the ones of chaos, the chaos god does strange things, transforming the corrupted astartes into ones known as "anthromarines", bring to the attention of your commisar the presence of these, request from the command the assistance of the Ultramarines, you will need it. I have warned you.

-Commisar Blake Tayerle

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NapalmBonerfart In reply to samuraiblake [2007-12-23 23:22:00 +0000 UTC]

Did you make that up? I know there's an Imperium versus Anthro thing going on but I was only aware of a few anthro-marines in actual reference.

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samuraiblake In reply to NapalmBonerfart [2007-12-23 23:49:41 +0000 UTC]

No I did not my friend the taint of chaos knows no bounds, actually there is quite a few around the internet I would know... Its actually pretty popular.

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NapalmBonerfart In reply to samuraiblake [2007-12-24 07:08:55 +0000 UTC]

I was wondering if there were actually any websites that have this as their subject matter.

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samuraiblake In reply to NapalmBonerfart [2007-12-24 16:25:36 +0000 UTC]

I wouldnt doubt it, I would just try 40k sites and I can almost promise you would run across a group of them.

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Devil-Warlord [2007-10-24 06:07:07 +0000 UTC]

Meat shield medal plz!

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twitchy01 [2007-10-23 20:32:14 +0000 UTC]

talk about obesity

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