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Published: 2009-02-01 18:32:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 10029; Favourites: 282; Downloads: 447
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Piece done for a saint's themed show. George Carlin. amazing man. 22x28 oil on canvasRelated content
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"Religion has actually CONVINCED people....that there's an invisible man....living in the sky....who watches everything you do every minute of each and everyday! And the invisible man has a special list of TEN things he does NOT WANT YOU TO DO!!! And if you do ANY of these ten things, he has a special place full of FIRE, and SMOKE, and BURNING, and TORTURE, and ANGUISH where he will send you to live, and SUFFER, and BURN, and CHOKE, and SCREAM, and CRY forever and ever until the END OF TIME....."
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I wonder how George would react if he saw this...
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Carlin, God of cynical wisdom grant me a vision!
*Firey land of Hell*
Thank you based Carlin
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Bless his soul! If that invisible man in the sky exists...
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You mean that invisible man who watches everything we do every minute of every day? That invisible man that has a special list of TEN things he does NOT want us to do? That invisible man that says that if we do ANY of those ten things he has a special place full of FIRE, and SMOKE, and BURNING, and TORTURE, and ANGUISH where he will send us to live, and SUFFER, and BURN, and CHOKE, and SCREAM, and CRY forever and ever until the END OF TIME?
THAT invisible man?
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Yeah, that one. Even with all that, he loves us and needs money.
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Oh yeah, I know. He ALWAYS needs money! Despite the fact he's supposedly all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, and yet somehow lacks the ability to handle money!
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I think he was a wonderful philosophical genius of a man who revealed the stupidity of his own species as the hilarious joke that it is, I'm also glad he's dead: poor guy would've laughed himself to painful tears if he'd lived for only a few more years.
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Personally, I think he was a crass, misanthropic, bitter piece of shit who used comedy as a veil to treat people like garbage. I'm glad he's dead.
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no one asked douchebag
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You were the one annoyed with my negative comment. Suck it up, kid.
Second, that comment is nearly a year old, now.
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haha so because a comment is a year old, It was never said? or doesn't count?
If you don't wanna get a negative reaction, dont say dumb things. Very simple.
Thank you.
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yeah I'm the one who was crying. "that was an old comment whaaa...it was from over a year ago...."
If you don't wanna get a negative reaction, dont say dumb things. Very simple concept sir.
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Exactly. You have nothing left to say and I'm the imbecile? Typical.
"You fly back to school, now, little Starling. Fly, fly, fly..."
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What's your problem anyway?? Does shit-picking someone else's opinion make you feel "tough"? You're like those bratty kids who scream swear-words during online games.
And all because I said I hated a dead comedian. I hope you don't reproduce.
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What's your problem? You just felt you had to go out of your way to say you hated the subject of a piece of art? I don't like that. Either say "good work" or fuck off.
Then when someone calls you on your bullshit you act like a pussy.
I tried talking nice to you but you have nothing to say. I bet you were the school bully.
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Oh? You could've just ignored my comment! Way to go, using a self-defeatist, hypocritical reply.
I'm allowed to say whether I hate a picture or not; don't lecture me on what I can and can't do.
Second, you were not nice to me at all. Don't lie to me. Third, I wasn't the school bully, so cut the crap.
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I want to be able to ignore people who anger me I really do. But it's soooo hard. I guess we all have our little faults.
I'm sorry if I was a dick. If you don't like the comedian George Carlin that is your right although I have my own opinions on the subject.
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"I Know things you never see, You never see a Rolls Royce with a bumper sticker that says "Shit Happens" You never see a really tall, fat Chinese guy with red hair, you never see a wheelchair with a rollbar, you never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed, (Until now: [link] ) and you never see a picture of Margeret Thatcher Strapping on a Dildo.
George Carlin in "Doin' it again." Here's the scene I'm quoting: [link]
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You are great for doing this. I pray to Joe that George smites us all.
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If there is one person I have to worship, it would be him. RIP to 360 degrees!
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THE FUNNIEST MAN TO EVER LIVE....WE MISS YOU GEORGE
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I'm waiting 'till I get a house of my own, to hang this in a wall.
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George was great. You captured his essence well - pissed off and "saluting".
Intense look in his eyes. The hand seems a little thin toward the wrist.
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George Carlin, the patron saint of Cursing Like A Sailor.
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The Christ of Atheists. I would totally hang this on my wall!
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