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This is my homage to the amazing George Carlin.Related content
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"Religion has actually CONVINCED people....that there's an invisible man....living in the sky....who watches everything you do every minute of each and everyday! And the invisible man has a special list of TEN things he does NOT WANT YOU TO DO!!! And if you do ANY of these ten things, he has a special place full of FIRE, and SMOKE, and BURNING, and TORTURE, and ANGUISH where he will send you to live, and SUFFER, and BURN, and CHOKE, and SCREAM, and CRY forever and ever until the END OF TIME....."
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But without Religion, the world will not a fun place at all. And we may will not have that episode.
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I like to imagine his reaction if he got to Heaven or Hell! Probably a mixture of shock and disappointment.
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Religion is not Bullshit!!
Religion is Whoreshit!!
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DUDE!
Make the background transparent and put this on a T-Shirt!
People will buy, and I'll gladly be the first!
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ha... this needs to be on my door >D
so when do you think the porkchops are coming?
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I beleive in God and Jesus, but feel that organized religion and exclusion of outside ideas are so closed minded, to quote/paraphrase George "Thou shalt keep thy opinions to thy fucking self!"
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you would think he would be "yelling up at us" not smiling down lol
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I watch all 7 minits of that stupid fucking vidoe and it was retarded.
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What a great mind...Sadly his wit will be missed.
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Preferably on the roof of the empire state building
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I think christian conservatives who feel that believing in science is a sin should do us a favor and prove Issac Newton wrong on the gravity issue if they can
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"You have to stand in awe....IN AWE....of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest."
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From what I have read, George was the first of the stand-up comics to state that religion is stupid and dangerous, and I find him to be right in his assertion here.
My only regret of George is that I never got to see him perform in person, for he was truly one of the best.
Very good work, and thanks for posting, friend!
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I would have to say that even George Carlin would find bemusement - and a reason to comment - on your work, for it is truly a very good work.
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George Carlin was and is and always will be awesome.
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Ah, George... always telling it like it is. RIP George, you'll always be remembered.
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AMEN, brother.... Here's a link to his divine comedy: [link]
He shall be sorely missed!
Namaste' Scott
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RIP George Carlin. A champion of the people and a philosopher. You will be missed.
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I'm a Christian, and I thought his "Religion is Bullshit" was hilarious. He shall be missed.
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I don't know this man, but I love what he's sayin'!!
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This man made me rethink EVERYTHING that i was raised on... He's simpily a genius. faved!
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True words never been spoken until this man told the world.
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Here's hoping God doesn't chew him out that much.
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here's hoping, if there is a god, george carlin doesnt chew him out that much.
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Here's hoping Hell wins, if a God that would keep him out exists. <.<
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Religion IS Bullshit...
We will all miss George Carlin. R.I.P. buddy!
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This piece has been featured in my Tribute to George Carlin
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